I want to Hold teh Dumbbells in my arms and cuddle it tight .
I wan to Lick the Barbells and use it to do Pole Dance .
I wan to Chew the Ruber Weightsand swallow them .
Aiya dunno what am I saying . . . . cus I'm sad . . . .
Recently , I lost my Jacket . . .
It's Adidas and not only that , It has my Smell . . .
I wonder Who Stole it and Never return to me .
Bloody Bastard .
I knew one of my items would get stolen one day .
Cus anything That belongs to me can be easily Bidded at a Price of US$100000000000000000 on Ebay or Amazon .
And of cus , you can call me a Sinner .
Because My Unique Smell is So captivating an tempting that Anyone in the world would fall for it and eventaulyl steal it for their Own Personal Purposes and Pleasure .
Damn them .
I dunno who it might be cus it may be a Guy or a Girl .
Sian . .
Horny sia .
Steal my Jacket .
I think the person will smell the arm pit Part alot .
Cus I always put my deodorant there and it is Further Enhance with my Armpit Frangrance .
I'm so sian now .
It's one of my Dream Jacket .
And I lost it . . .
Or perhaps I Accidentally Burn it to Nothing without Knowing .
Oh ya ,
You guys might be thinking why as the Hottest Guy ever , I still need a Jacket .
Don't you know that Jacket Goes with the Flow of Hotness Coldness .
If the inside is cold then the outside is hot .
If the outside is hot then the inside is cold .
Get it ?
Which means , As I can't help it but ot be a Hot Hunk , The Jacket will Cool me down instead of Warming me up .
And it Will Warm Up my surrounding .
If you don't get it then you're Dumb .
I don't wanna insult anyone cus im a Holy Hunk .
I shall be a Vegetarian form today onwards .
Oh wait .
I can't .. .
Veggies Burn easily and I'm a Hot guy .
So i think I can't .
I shall be a Carnivore instead .
Raw meat touches me and it becomes BBQed .
Marvelous .
Okay , I shall be that .
Carnivorous Hunk .
I should try Human meat in Wasai and Coconut sauce toppled with some Roti Prata Ice cream and maybe Nasi Briyani .
I wonder if it taste nice anot .
Or it just taste liek ashes liek all the other food i've eatnen.
Look so ncie but when I put into my mouth It burn into Ashes
