Wednesday, December 31, 2008
To the 10th year i know heede ( hopefully we part after 9 years of same class )
To the 9th year i know mun ( YEah . . we parted after 6 years of same class )
To the 5th year i know ardi ( hehe 5th year of same class? )
To the 5th year i know mong ( i never want to see u again . . pls get out of my life .. plsss)
To the 17th year i know Myself ( always there for myself )
Cant think of any more . lol
Looks like i got a few friends only . LOL . .hahaha
Ying Xiong Zhong Shi Gu Du De
9:30 AM
Happy new year .
But i dun feel happy .
I dunno y .
Maybe i dunno whats there to be happy for a new year . . .
And i find those old ppl who celebrate new year dumb cus they have been experiencing it for 60+ yrs right .
I went to vivo with a gay .
And nth much . . . some stupid fire work only . . . which i think is dumb .
And all ppl ther are cheering because of the lights in the sky .
I think it's retarded .
Or maybe i dunno how to enjoy .
Waste my time .
So many ppl .
So many smokers . Make the air smell like shit . I hate those smoker anyhow smoke .
My new year resolution is . hopefully my hair can grow faster . lol .
. . . watever . .
Hopefully no one curse me . . haha
-GuoLun
9:09 AM
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Ardi
Mun
sms me your off days once you get your schedule .
We go watch movie with some malaysian .
BUT dun bring mong pls
^^
-GuoLun
7:34 AM
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Makes Me Wonder . . .
I really really want to see my classmates .
Cus i think you guys change like 180 degrees man.
I think is because of my influence you guys turned SO gay?
Ytd went to watch movie .
Actually suppose to be ardi and i only .
We were suppose to gay
Then we decided to ask more ppl .
So we thought of calling mong mong
So we did . . .
He was suppose to be a HUMAN
. . .
Now , he turned into a retarded golden retriever . . . .
And with human gay homones . . .
Want turn , turn into chihuahua la . at least ppl cant spot you . ..
He is lost in his own world . . . . without me to guide him , he turned into a homo . . . sad. . .
I shall show you his gay picture . . .
And i SWEAR i will never go out with him again . . .. .
Thanks to ardi's stupid idea of going out with him , i think i lose my face like i never lose b4 . . .
EVERYONE that pass by was looking at him . . . .
HERE ,
I secretly snapped this photos . . .
He was wearing a low cut shirt and is so long that looks like a dress .
Then he wore red skinnies and then some unlce slippers . . . .
I dare anyone go out with him and catch a movie . . .
go out with him for like 7hrs . . . .
No face to see myself in the mirror .
-GuoLun
7:16 AM
Friday, December 26, 2008
Aiya . . .
I think i dun die better .
SO many people want die on the same day as me .
make hell so packed .
i think i shall continue living .
btw i quit Al Qaeda . . . and i bombed my gay pub . . .
sob . .
. . .
Now i am left with nothing . . .but to face die while living . .
Which means . . . I will turn into a zombie . . .
. . . who ask so many poeple want to die with me . .. I know it's an honor to die with me but . . . no need so many . . .
But if all of you change your mind by copying me , i will suicide secretly . . . .
Maybe in the toilet at mr.neo office there .
Or suicide at the backgate bus stop .
-GuoLun
7:30 AM
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Alright guys . . . As you can see , i am serious . . .
I have already joined the Al Qaeda .
I am the handsome one in black and my code name is
XMuthuSammyAndPooh1992X
And next to me is my loyal Al Qaeda suicide partner (he does all the work I take the credit).
His code name is Cinderella which I think is stupid.
He say his childhood dream is to have a Cinderella boxers and Osama promised him after he suicide at a mama shop at bugis
I am so popular now that when you google 'Al Qaeda ' under images , You can see that image above . HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I am now an official member . . .
So , lemme tell you guys a secret . .
Osama ask me to bomb Heartland Mall . . . .
So i think i going to bomb it later . .
ssshh
Damn i going to suicide . . . bye bye conflakes . . . bye bye Pink dolphin . . . (emo)
This is a pic of heartland before
And AFTER !!!
You will be smashed into pieces in 1sec !!!
1sec !!!!!
1sec
So if you wanna die go there if not run !!!
All people who viewed this , can ask their hateful people to go heartland .
I get paid US$45M
I will burn some hell money for the people that died
thanks
And this ,
THis is my World's largest gay pub .
At Los Angeles
Just beside the casino .
The name of the pub is
-Shakespears
It is 3465 sq ft
Huge ar .
About the size of singapore .
It's for gays from all over the world .
from white to black , short to tall , fat to thin and even welcome those with aids .
Entry fee is US$1,000,000 only .
And comes with a goodie bag which consist of a tissue pack from watsons and a bottle of ice mountain mineral water (while stocks last) !!!
first 50 who enters get a free pillow case !!!
next 100 gets a ' Save the Earth ' paper bag !!!
OK , off to do next assignment
WAIT . I am confused about my death date . isit 9 or 12 ?
Why some dog go post in my class blog say 9 jan at 2pm .
And why cyrus also tell me is 12jan .
dun tell me i have to die two times . . . .
-GuoLun
9:08 PM
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
OK , I manage to fulfill one of the task
Drink milk and take picture in the toilet .
Whoo~
THis was really an amazing experience . .
I get to taste milk in the sight of a toilet bowl . .
Great. .
Ok , so i am off to do my next assignment . . . .
-GuoLun
1:47 AM
Monday, December 22, 2008
To Do List (remake)
I think my previous to do list is abit mission impossible .
So i think i shall re do my death list . . .
OK ,
1) Celebrate the deaths of the tsunami victims on christmas eve .
2) Play an instrument - the recorder .
3) Create a new religion . Who ever joins will become handsome .
4) Build the world's largest Gay pub .
5) Burn my beloved teddy guguji bimbim ^^ .
6) Collect Stamps .
7) Try to end the world by drinking up all the water at pacific .
8) Create a book " How to be gay for dummies "
9) Hide a Kit Kat in my ass so that i still have human food when i die .
10) Bring baygon with me in case there got cockraoch
And my secrets . PART 2
1) I am actually a Italian . . . . but i dunno how to speak italy
2) I am actually a talented dancer . . . .
3) I can play the maracca . .
4) I can tap dance . . .
5) I can write love letters easily .
-Guo Lun
8:50 AM
Sunday, December 21, 2008
To Do List .
Alright , since i am dying , i should plan my death . . .
Ok , so i was wrong . My death date is 12jan . I got 3 more days to live . . . yay . . .
So i shall write what i want to do before i die
1) Rape yalun
2) Take picture of me in the toilet drinking milk .
3) Collect firewood and wait for santa at Bedok resorvoir .
4) Learn judo in case my future ghost friends take advantage of me .
5) Walk in the public and shout "反清复明 " .
6) Start a rebel and castrate nathan .
7) Wear a cockroach suit and scare people on christmas eve .
8) Join Al Qaeda .
9) Build my own tall coffin with sea shells on top and some glittering glue to make my coffin shine .
10) Poison myself with the brownies baked by cyrus and die before 12Jan .
Who I Am
I dont think many people know this secrets . . . . . . .
I shall reveal my secrets once and for all . . . .
So that at least you get to knoe me better before i die
And can face my funeral .
1) I once grown 11cm in 9 mths
2) I am not gay
3) I have a spine better than average people so i can grow so tall .
4) I was once under suspect of mafan syndrome . A syndrome which i will die because i am too tall . My proteins go into my bones instead of my fats and then as my bone grows my body fat remains the same ans stretches my heart which will open up a hole and kill me .
5) Lastly . . . this should be my top secret . . . . I am . . . actually . . . Mixed blooded . . .
-GuoLun
11:48 PM
Friday, December 19, 2008
MY Dear readers ,
. . . This would most probably be my last post ever . . .
I came to realize that the O lv collection is getting nearer and nearer as the days past which means , my time on earth is getting lesser and lesser . . .
I am about to part everyone . . . So i decided to treasure the remaining time i have by recalling the sweet memories i had with everyone . . . .
If the rumors are true , 9jan is my death date . . . I hope my death god isnt too scary . . .
So, i have about 2weeks and more before my time is finally up . . .
I wanted to do so many things . . . There's a hell lot of stuff I didnt manage to do . . . but it seemed like my chances has been cruelly and forcefully ripped of my hands . . .
How could heaven do this to me . . . it's so torturing and heart wrenching . . .
To get to know the day that I die , is . . . is like getting to know that I am facing a total unfairness . . . Why am I the only one that has to die . . .
I feel so helpless . . .
I dont want to die now . . . .
I would really treasure everything i have if I were given another chance to live on . . .
In the midst of despair , I sought time . . .
My dictionary spells no more than DEATH itself . . .
My mind thinks nothing but the remaining time that sprints . . .
My feet is taking me no where as if it's saving it's last bit of energy to help me through the gates . . .
My soul acts as if it's feeding on my body . . . taking it over . . .
My mind goes blank . . . all I see are angels waving at me . . .
I see no future like i did yesterday . . . . .
I could say i am not afraid . . . but i would be lying . . .
My will has faded . . . my soul has shattered . . . now , . . . i am only waiting for my heart . . . to finally give it's last beat . . . and finally rest after this long . . .
There's so many so many things i have to say . . . but god ruthlessly robbed me off my rights . . .
Now i am left with tons guilt , miles of burdens and those that swallow up my pride to apologize and face . . .
I am sorry for the time i wasted with you guys . . . . I hope ,
at least , i could be of a little help . . . a tiny bit would do . . . I would gladly love to help you again if I got the chance . . .
Remember , No one has the right to stop you from choosing , but the choices you make the very moment will determine what you will own , be and repeat in your life !
I . . . I am really sorry I couldnt wish you guys good bye personally . . . It's such a shame I couldn't . . . sorry I couldn't walk to the gates of hell together with you guys . . .
Live on as I await my slow death . . .
So , i will be typing my final goodbye here . . .
GoodBye my best buddies . . .
You are the people that made me feel that time I spend was really worhtwhile . . . .
You are the people that helped me go through the thick and thin of life . . .
Although my life is incomplete , I hope you guys could live at best . . .
There's no turning back for what i did . . . I am sorry for my selfish act . . .
Hope my reincarnation is way better than i am now . . . ha ha . . .
Alright . . . I . . . shall take a step ahead first . . . . Good Bye . . .
-Your Best Buddy ,
Guo Lun
Live Well
with Love
5:38 AM
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Today is the day i dont wan to repeat again . . .
look at this . . .
This was how much i spend unknowingly . . ..
So here's the story . . .
I was appointed to atriums again at somewhere .
So i was so bored and decided to walk ard .
THen i saw giodarno . . ..
There was where hell begin
I saw a nice jacket and i saw a few nice clothes so i went to buy them
I dunno why i would buy them . . normally i would not . ..
I think some ghost possess me . . . .
THe jacket cost 49
The 2 shirts cost 26 n 29
so al tgt is liek 100+ . . . .
Now i am dead . .. .
I havent get my pay . . . .
-GuoLun
5:01 AM
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Today i damn bored . . . So now i decided to make poems haha .
This poem is dedicated to myself . . . I cant resist my own handsomeness , i think i am falling for my self !!
-- You are like the slow warm breeze ,
That calms every nerve in me .
My smile that was stolen ,
By the teary eyes you carry .
The voice that brighten my day ,
as if a maiden has sung .
My energy comes from within you ,
You are the source of my strength .
Our souls seemed know each other for eternity ,
Losing myself means nothing compared to losing you .
My words means a mile more meaning than it carries .
You are my everything .
I love you ,
GuoLun
From your dearest ,
.
. . . . After writting to my dearest , i feel abit weird . .
I wonder if GuoLun will be happy if he sees this .
I hope he does =)
They are from the bottom of my heart .
Where the bottom lies as deep as the dark hole .
Where our love fills the emptiness it carries . . .
Never ending , never breaking apart .
And all it does , is continuously absorbing the love you showered upon me . . . .
I will love you forever . . .
Loves you ,
. . .
6:15 AM
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
OK , this stupid short retard . is getting on my nerve . or rather . on our nerve .
He is short , stupid and retard .and more
If you agree to a large extent that i am hot , handsome and charming , pls go to his blog and !$#@$ him . thanks .
But one good thing about him is that his blog made me laugh . I am laughing at his stupidity .
Go his blog and you'll know why
http://runningafterchrist.blogspot.com/
It's irritating and stupid. One look you know the owner is an idiot .
NO offence
Some times , i think this kind off jesus addict should just die away .
Is like playing computer game , play until no life .
Everyday stare at the bible and pray to jesus .
IF i were him i would pray that god would give me some brain cells which my mom did not.
And some height
And handsomeness.
He is a no life christian . not like other christians .
He's a goner . . . no wonder after spending half his life praying , none has been answered . Jesus dont even want to save him .
His coffin quite easy to make la since he so small size and save space for other people to bury themself.
I think he going to spike my blog.
So if my blog suddenly turn into christian stuff , it's him .
THe short , no lifer .
-GUOLUN
10:27 AM
A smile is a long word from the beginning to the end which distance is a mile
10:16 AM
Monday, December 15, 2008
Today quite fun .
Alls well ends well .
I am hot . . . so i deserve hot stuff . .
Went out with My Barbardi and Munnie
THey went out without me 1st which was wtf ..
i woke up at about 230pm and called rd to play some games
then he say he outside so i decided to join them and let them have the honor to be with me .
I reach them at about 530 at city hall .
I took so long cus i need to disfigure my face abit to make sure i dun look too handsome until melt everthing on sight
And one more thing is rd ask me turn left to reach their place i go right so i like need to walk one round . . .
Then i saw this singapore slinger guy . Singapore slinger is singapore basketball team . wah seh .
I am only at his shoulder . lol . i saw him at the mrt and all ppl see him say ' OMG!!'
I like hear dunno how many time sia
OK so i met them then eat MAC . wow after so long nvr go Macing
it feels quite good .
then went to walk ard and We decided to watch movie . lol.
WE decided to watch 'the day the earth stood still' .
So it was 7plus and our movie is 945 .
Then we go walk srd bugis .
Lucky sia i think i very lucky . . . .after like so many time i went to the addidogs shop to ask for L size . . . I FINALLY GOT IT !!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
I AM SO HAPPY !!!!!!
Let you al lsee la. ltr say i got good stuff dun wan show .
NICE RIGHT ?!?!??!?!
HAHA altogether is $32 . i nvr ask for discount he gimme discount
You know why??
YEAH ! cus i handsome !! HAHAHA
So walk ard then go watch movie haha
This is his retarded face with mun pointing his middle finger .
OK let s talk about the movie . . .
Let me be straightforward .
IT suck .
and i dunno why it put 4star
should be 0.01 star .
THe movie is about an alien come to earth and end it .
then in the end a girl manage to make the alien change his mind and nvr destroy the planet .
. . .thats all . . . . so it's like back to square one . Stupid movie waste my time .
I feel like throwing popcorn at the directors face . .
OK then we all went home .. . thanks to the movie , we miss our last 112 . and mun and i walked home . . .
Stupid movie fault I hate that movie .. ANy one who viewed this post must not watch ar UNDERSTAND ?
10:13 AM
Sunday, December 14, 2008
OK , i am hot .
I decided to give myself a new name . . ..
And it is . . . Shou YouXie .
chinese is 手有些
english is Handsome Chan .
I give myself this name is got reason one . And a very good reason
First , 手有些 means that i am hansome
手-hand
有些-some
Get it ??
And my english name is like duh??
NO need to explain right .
K good . Now you all know i handsome until this stage . . . stage Critically Handsome . . .
MY hotness also reacts upon full moon . .
If got full moon , i mroe handsome . . .even without full moon i also handsome . .so actually cant really see the difference . . .
K enough of insulting myself . . . I really cant find words to brag about my handsomeness . . . sad . . . sorry for my poor english . . .
OK. Now lets talk about my luck . . . erm . . .i think is like stable which is bad luck . .
Cus i cant find place to sit when i eat . . .and was force to eat in carpark alone . . .i so sad until nearly commit suicide . . ..
I nearly let a trolley with nothing inside end my handsome life . . .. But , my handsomeness saved me . . . cus . .. . i handsome . ..
-GuoLun
aka手有些
8:08 AM
Saturday, December 13, 2008
HAHA
today before i went to work , i ride a bus there .
HAHA
i saw my best friend / life love partner . aka kelvin.
I saw him on the bus . it's like i he was destined to meet me and confess to me . but sadly , he didnt . . . i will still be waiting . . .
One look I know he was so happy to see me . he smile at me like see the world's most handsome guy . But yala , true , i am the world's most handsome guy .
Sad sia . i hate my work. i kanna bully . . . .
I think is retribution . . .
. . . too handsome will like that one . . .sad la. . .i urgently urge you all not to be handsome if not kanna bully like me . . .
. . . . . . aiya lets not talk about my sad things .
Sian la . I want to end this sia . . .
Now I in real trouble la . My boss most trusted person is my neighbour and I got into this job because of her . And . . . I suddenyl thought , one day , what if i wan to quit . So hard to open my mouth sia.
Later things any how come . WHo knows what will happen . . . . I must wear extra underwear . . . Sorry bird bird , with love .
THe work is like fun but not fun . . . . like so slack yet not slack .
Make me like turn into a new guy . . . gaining my 7th sense . . .
BTW my 6th sense is . . . .H . . .HA. .. . .. HAN....HANS . . .. . YES !!!!
HANSOME !!!!!!
hahahahahaha
i think when like alamak . . . sian i hate to plan for my future . . .
i dunno when i will quit . . . hopefully god will open a path for this pitiful yet handsome young lad . . .
Sigh* But i dun believe in gods . . . . sad . . . So who , WHO can help me . . .
WHY !!??? WHY !?!?!? WHY !!?!??!
WHY must you force me to . . .. .
I think i need to hire some kidnapper to kidnap me . . .
FCK sia . now i alot of money >< (come rob me )
Away from social life = save hell lot of money .
ANd i quit Macing so , SAVE more money . . . HAHAHA i going to buy branded stuff HAHAHA
BRANDED TOOTHPASTE here i come HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
Why does a fly have so many eyes ??
ANS: CUS HE PA JIAO
HAHAHHAHAHA
-With hatred , ME ^^
9:29 AM
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Break My Heart . . . .
Once again . . my fragile heart is broken . . .
THrough the shattered pieces of my heart , i found that it counldn't be undone.
I MAKE MY POST LONG CUS I WAN TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS RIGHT
if not what ? draw on my comp isit .
MY feelings are so valuable , just by reading them is an honor alr .
NOW i no mood la .
i dun feel like posting .
You guys make me so sad . I feel like disfiguring my butt and stuff cotton candy into my armpit.
I like to write long cus i got nth to do right .
Read my blog can actually improve your reading speed right .
Still can improve your lousy english
ANd maybe can learn a few tricks of how to be handsome like me . . .smile . . .
OK . lemme tell you one thing about me ,
which is ,
I AM MORE HANDSOME WHEN I AM SAD
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAA
-GuoLun
8:40 AM
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Hahahahaha . i realised one thing . . . my post all very long . .hahaha
So today i try to keep it short .
Today is a wierd day , i wasnt expecting this thing to happen .
Got a new supervisor and is a guy !! wooho finally a male companion !
He came to me and talk la then talk talk. . . . then he said one gay thing which made me know that we were fated to be together . . . .
He said " you are handsome . . ."
HA i totally agree man . . but he said some weird thing . . he said i look like ang moh . Say i look like a Russian . lols? HE even say what , my eyes when got light shine inside is actually brown . LOL GAY i like !!!!! HE malay but know how to speak chinese !! I LIKE EVEN MORE !!! HAHAHA he's mine . .
AND then . . not only him . . . at least like 5 other colleagues suddenly came to me and slang in english . . .then say i handsome too (again) . . .when i talk to them in chinese they all shocked .. . I look like ang moh meh?? or clarke quay too many ang moh then i over handsome they mistook me for ang moh . . .
The worst thing is all my colleauges is female . HAHA they come and say i am handsome(like always) . BUT i dont feel a thing cus its only normal for handsome people to be called handsome. . .
OH one more thing , the lady boss is also included !! LOL and she said sorry to me because she saw me look very bored !! LOL LOL LOL !!!!! so funny i feel like luaghing sia !!! WHO the hell say sorry becasue someone else is bored . . . .hai . . . this is what you get for being handsome
Too handsome la cant blame right ?? The lady boss scared i leave ma then no handsome people to attract female customer . . YOu knoe the place sell female stuff right . . .sad yet mixed with happiness . . .
THen i want do what the lady boss also say yes one . LOL . i say can i go break for more than an hour ? can i go break earlier ? can i go home earlier ? she agreed to all !! LOL so stupid . looks like i am the hottest staff she have lar .
But i not use to the place la . . too many ang moh . . .lucky i know how to speak english better . . . if i work at china town . .i die . .. my chinese like speaking indian . . . haha
. . . . . nvm . . .clever people like me is always celver . . .
Hopefully tmr everything is fine . . . . No more wierd stuff . . .
-OK BYE
-GuoLun
8:38 AM
Friday, December 5, 2008
WALAOAlamak . . . . I think my boss went to eat some light bulbs cus i realise he turned cleverer by abit . . . .
I think he knows i slacking . . .so now i shifted to another branch . . .AND he gave me punch card . . . . so now i cant slack . . . . the worst thing is at clarke quay . . . SO many rich people there man . especially those old ang moh .
Those old ang moh like to act cute and laugh at their own jokes . But good thing is they opposite from singaporeans .In 1hr , singaporeans take 45mins to choose and 10 mins to decide then 5mins to buy and run .
But old ang moh different !!! ANd i was totally shocked !!! i thought that was part of their joke sia . You know what ? they come in never choose straight away say " Hi , i wan this that that this ." THen spend like 45mins takng things like going for war like that . ANd 10mins to buy and still say the cashier very preety lah say the place very nice la
I think altogether spend like $600 plus?? And they never check one just buy then leave lols? too rich la cannot blame . . .
BUT got one thing that made me feel that i am destinied to be gay . . . . I think god really want to force me to be gay . . . . WHICH IS LIKE . . . . Alright , i shall be gay . . . .
OK , lemme tell out my bad luck, I work in a departmental store , which means inside got alot of different things . . BUT the worst thing . . . the department store is FEMALE stuff one WHICH MEANS all is for female and only female comes in . . .. . . . ANd i am surrounded with bras panties dresses and naked female models and all my colleauges are female . . . . If i dun be female , i die . . . . SO i must be gay . . . .
AND i was am also promoting COSMETICS products there . . . walao customer ask me what colour i must put one isit?? girls ar . . .WHY , , WHY , why must you all wear those . .. If you dont wear i no need sell right ??? You know natural beauty beats any beauty ?? CAn you learn form me ?? no need facial , no need buy any facial cream or what . .. OK, i tell you all a secret . . . I never wash my face with any facial cream or what face cream before . . .and i never buy them before . . . AND WHAT?? My face should be like porcupine right??
BUT nooo . It's like eggshell , or your butt skin . So delicate and pure . I only grew 3 pimples in my life . And the longest one lasted for like 4days . You all know wh you all grow pimple ??? Cus from the day u saw your first pimple, you quickly buy your facial foam and clean your face like mad .
You know clean too much will also make your face the oil come out more??? if too much too oily , if too little , cant protect your face and grow more pimple . . .and you all keep touching you face, of cus grow lah . keep staring at the mirror you think will stop your pimple from growing meh . Must like me , stare and hope a pimple grow . but i always fail lah . . . so sad. . .
You all want slim down and purposely dont eat . . . you know when you hungrier eat will take in more fats ???? oh , you dunno . . . When you hungry you digest food faster right?? and pang sai little bit only right??? I cant stand girls sia . no brain . .. Learn from me lah . . NO matter how i eat also so slim . .. Gays are best at all these what . ..
Fat and pimple face . . .aiyo . . . go rub your face on the wall also can see oil . .. . make sure dont go near fire ar , later you become BBQ human . AND , pimple dont scratch ar , later got blood . OH yah , i never have any blood coming out of my face before hehehahahaha. How does it feel ar ? shiokl isit???
Aiya i shall stop descibing how hot i am lah . . it's only natural that i am hot . . No need to jealous . . You can try cursing me to have pimple face lo cus i also want to feel how isit to have more than 1 pimple one my face.Goodluck cursing . HAHAHAHA. But instead of cursing and if you think it will come true , why not pray that your pimple will dissapear , since it will come true ??? hahahahha.
OKOK
OK la
Happy things dont last long . . . . SO i rather not be happy . . . yet
. . . . SO my boss sent me my next next week schedule . .. . . and . . . . at . . . jurong . . . .SO FAR !!!! I want to rape him !!!!! AND ONE MORE THING . . . .HE say he will ask people to come and help me work also . . .. I was happy UNTIL . . . i realise out of 5 including me , only one is male . . . . which is me . . . . no all female one gay . . . again . . . and like working for 3weeks with them ??
Now i having trouble whether are they those vicious one or not . . i heard men should nevber offend female . . or one word . . DIE . .. Btu nvm . .. since i gay i should be able to cope . . . a little better . . .
HAHA i think i should flirt with them . Then i can know what females are thinking about . . hehehehe then i can like make my female friends pai seh .
. . . .GOD, Why , WHY , WHY must you force me . . . . . IS being surrounded my female undergarment not enough ???? NOw you want me to suffer more . . .. ok la, nvm . . i very positive one . . maybe they all from phillipines and can be my maid ? hahahaha then i can slack again hahahahahhaha !!!!!
Now i must think of ways to make them feel so happy until they must do my work also hahahahaha !!!! . . . . .I shall suffer now , when i suffer finish , I WILL SPEND ALL MY MONEY !!!! LIKE KILLING PEOPLE !!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
OH wait . . .. Come to think of it , I can see this whole 'thing' in 2 perspective veiw . . . . It could be god want to make me gay like i said . . .or . . God want me to become a man !!! A man has to understand every thing about woman right???
hmmmm . . . . But i prefer gay , cus it's . . . gay . . . . I shall balance the world's ratio between gay and man !! I am the gay hero !!!!! 3 cheers !!!!
-GuoLun
hahahahaha have fun with your face !!!
9:01 AM
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA
today i am super happy !!!
HAHAHAHAHA
.I finally can laugh at stupid things back HHAHAHAHAHA
I think too long never talk to friends will drive me crazy AND because i am crazy , i Can laugh again
HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!
I think by being alone is actually a very experience gaining process haha dunno how to say .
I realise everything just sorts out without me knowing . All the conflict and everyone else trouble have flew away from me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know how i realise i can laugh
hehe i go watch the xiao bao yu kang xi the one that got dicky cheung one HAHAHA
It made me remember lots of things like , how retarded i was and how i irritated people !!! HAHAHA
His actions is like mine but towards guys ! HAHA
I strongly recomend you all to watch although i think you all watch before but nothing to lose by watching again
hehehe
http://www.crunchyroll.com/library/The_Duke_of_Mount_Deer?src=trail#library_viewer_module=group_id%3D48484%26tab%3Dvideo
hehehe . OHya . Today i got a weird dream . . .
I dreamt of Mr.Soh scolding me hahaha
I dreamt that he scold me because he ask me to distribute papers to everyone and then not enough .
Unreasonable one . . . THen afterwards he bring me out and talk all the crap with me then say Is my childhood dream ITE ?
I think it's time i shall reveal this secret . . . . . .
I find mr.soh super creepy . I feel that he is a pervert and his jokes are retarded , not funny yet funny .
He is so lenient that i think he got something up his sleeve . I always never do his work and yet he never scold me??
It gives me the creeps man . I never get scolded by him one day i feel that my body itches whenever his lesson starts .
I find him so wierd . . . . he got small eyes and funny voice . ANd he reborn his hair . . . I think under the influence of cyrus . . . hehehe
But really I am more afraid of him than Mdm armrit plus Mr lawrence plus some dog .
Ohya I think Mr.Lawrence also pervert . He like to use english to confuse people then make them do funny things THen laugh at them .
Muscle so big use gun shoot also die . I think is fats under his muscle haha .
lols why am i talking about teachers . . . .nvm let talk more .
mmmmm,
Lets see , Yea .!!
THe first teacher i gayed hehehe
I think I would not forget him and i beleive he wouldnt too .
Although i think he dunno like all the guys in the class hates him except for some dogs but he still think our love for him is as much as the class loving me . . .. . So sad . . . .
Yep . he is short . HAHAHAHA i cant forget this incident. . . .
There was this time when we were outside playing before maths lesson and some one shouted that he is coming
Then there was this class of sec2 or sec1 walking along the pavement and he was inbetween them . . .
Funny thing is, It took me like quite some time to spot him cus his height is same as the lower sec !! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I am still laughing as i type HAHAHA
Oh ya , The first few days i gayed him he really thought i am gay . He thinks i dunno but blame on me being too lovely that people told him off . . HEHE
I think like he ask all my friends is i am really weird and really gay or like really touchy touchy . HAHAHA . ANd you know what ??? I know many people will get curious if i am really gay so they will ask my friends right ??
Clever GuoLun forsaw this and ofcus , before i was really into gya i already told my friends who ever ask if i am gay just say yes no matter what !
HAHAHA , So , I think got quite some people really think i am gay . . . BUT nt for long hahahaha . A true gay hides his gayness . . . I am a low profile gay . . .Muahehehehehe .
To those poeple who thinks they really see me gay , sadly , the answer is no , you havent . Only those poeple that really really been gay by my knows . . . . And i think i only really gay like 5 of them only out of the few thousands ???
I think i shall share my gay journey . . .
HAHA . I gayed arbardi since sec 1 hehehe . it was so fun !!!! Then the next one was mong mong at sec2 he was so scared of me that he gave me $50 to ask me to stop gaying him . hmm then the next was . . . . erm . . i think i forgot . lol wait. .oh ya . i think at sec3 i started to gay majority of the class . . . which led to sec4 . eh no . . .i gayed majprity of the class at sec4 !!
MMMM then sec3 is . . . . .lemme think ar . . .. . . . Walao . . how could i forget . . .
I think i really forgotten alot of things . . .I think sec3 i never really gay anyone . . . hahaha
Then when i started to get clsoe to cyprus I gayed him !! and he scared !! HAHAHA
So funny !!! but i really miss his insults . .. AS the saying goes ' heros live a lonely life . . '
And i think cyrus is my hero !!!
HE made me laugh through insulting people . And his stupid twisting of words really irritated me but , i like . ..
Being with him really shorten my lifespan . . but i think it was worthwhile . . . .
You all see him as irritating right ? But i think he really need a friend . . . and a gay one . . . which is me . hehehe
I miss him irritating me and showing off his muscles . . .
ah . .
OK i shall reaveal his secrets !!! get ready !!!
I am risking this cus he told me to keep my mouth shut hehe ( but never ask me to keep my fingers tied ) hehe and i doubt he veiw my blog one . ^^ -
GuoLun's Beleive it or not !!!
Alright . . . what you are going to witness is cyrus most disgusting words ever !!
It made me laugh , which means you all would definitely laugh . . . DO some mouth strecthing first before you read . . . .
OK , Basically . . . he likes 2 girls in our class . . HAHAHA
I give them some nickname and you guess yourself . ..
hmmm
BOth are shorties and cant be compared to me . ..
OK white witch and black witch . . .
Thats all i can think of . hehehe
ok , He says black is sexy and white is gentle .
He said ' how i wish i could share a nugget with black witch and she bite one mouth i bite one mouth ( on the same nugget ) until we kiss each other . "
" Black witch is for me to rape , and white witch be my house wife . "
"After i rape i can desert her , but I will not desert White witch "
"I look at her picture and . . .( aiya this too disgusting i dun wan to write . hehehe )
and got more . . .
ANd always tell me that he going to kill anyone who goes near white witch . Ohya !!! he like 3 people . MMM
The other one is -the woman of a white .
Hehehe you all cant guess because you all not gay enough . only gays can understand . If you are girl and you dont understand , thats because your lesbian side is acting up thats why . . . WHich means your mind is corrupted and you need help from me . . .
But i really cant imagine such a retard could actually have such asspirations . ..
not bad . . no wonder einstein was famous . . ..
Maybe oneday cyrus will be too??
But i really really miss him !!!
I still remebered he told us to go his house for overnight lo . then now never say anything . .. .
HIs house quite nice . . look big on the outside but small on the inside , look tall on the outside but short in the inside . . .
One more thing that he did tha touched me . . .. His mom scolded him . . ..
For letting us in and treat us pizza . . . . Although is he say can one but i know is actually he lie one , he just want friends to go his house and like him . . .
You know i pro at reading right ? but o think even the blind know that he confirm get scolded one .
hehehehehhe
Aiya dun understand nvm , again ,it's because if you are guy you are not gay , if you are girl , you are a les .
hehehehe , i think i am twisting the social life of people . . . wen girl become guy and guy become girl . . . What will happen ar??
AAaarrrgghh . . .I saw a disgusting image . . . .try to imagine Mr.Neo wear a long hair wig and in bikini and smiling and waving at guys . . . . i am going to vomit morally
OK , today is the end of my off day . .. tommorow going to Liang court to work again . . . . THis time change palce so i think not so bored . . . . But my damn boss delay my pay . . . until end of this month . . . which means that i cant get my psp . . . .
nevermind . . maybe i dun feel like getting psp at the end of the month anymore ??? save the money hehehehe
Ah . . . my recent posts really cant be compared to my first few . . . which were totally gay . . ..
I racked my brain to write those you know . . . I think i should put a counter when i started my blog . lols I htink can reach a thousand lo . . .
All people was irritating me with " eh , you really gay ar" And i think my friends were also irritated . hehehehe so , i decided not to be gay anymroe !! hahahaha . but gya is really fun , can reject anything easily .
If got hard work say gays are fragile poeple cant carry stuff , if got any sports you dun wan play , say gays dun like to sweat , spoil their skin texture . . hehehehhe
lor so
-GuoLun
4:33 AM
Monday, December 1, 2008
Today i am so sicko . . .
I find it so weird cus it's a fact that hot and charming people dont get sick . . ..
And i am hot and charming .
Maybe it's because i am too hot and charming that's why i am sick to lessen my hotness and charmingness .
I think my house is snowing already cus the floor all white with tissue . lols . .
I so sick and sway . . . My house no more panadol . . . . and no people at home . . .
So i suffered . .. and my eyes so swollen I dun dare to go out and i never eat anyting today . . .
Now i so hungry . . . Maybe later I go eat when all people alseep . hahaha then they cant see my bubbly eyes .
And now i no more strenght to type . . . So maybe after i eat alr i type again . . haha
-GuoLun
8:10 AM
