Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Woo .

Today I did something Which I never did before ,

Which is Blog Hopping around .

I didn't Know that Blogs and Livejournals were meant for people to type out their complaints .

Although I admit that I did complaint things on my blog before ,

But There's Only a Handful of Serious ones .

I'm not trying to Undermine people who Complaint .

But for Most of the Post I saw ,

They Literally put themselves into a Setback or Crisis then Hope for a Miracle to Happen .

To me , That's what I call , Dumb .

Miracles are only Possible for Hunks or in Human Dramas .

Don't say what , That Person Break your heart ,

Then can forget the Pain but still got Scar that won't Vanish .

This is Crap .

Technically , There is no scar in your Heart ,

and ,

Since you know there would be a 'Scar' , Why Didn't you Treat It before it Forms ?

Who's to Blame for that 'Scar' ?

You think amongst the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 Humans Of the Earth ,

You are the Only Retard to Get your Heart Broken ?

Alright .

Yeah , I know Humans needs someplace to shout it all out ,

although Deep down they know it changes nothing .

Since I am a Good Hunk ,

Lemme Give you a Piece of Advice ,

Instead of Talking about your Bad Luck Or whatever Shit Happened to you ,

Talk about The Highlights of your Week .

Like ,

I've Managed to complete my Homework on time !!!

or maybe , I jogged a total of 100km this week !!

I've managed to make many people Smile Today !!!

I've Saved up $5 This week !!!

All this Minor things , Will weight more than your Unhappy thoughts of the week if you Type them out .

Don't Mistake This Sense of Achievement for Being Egoistic or Arrogant ,

I Myself Know I am Ego and Arrogant at times .

But there's a Huge Difference to it .

Just get out of your Comfort Zone and Start Typing them Out and you will feel the Difference .

And ONE more Important thing I wanna Say it Out Loud .

Humans Always Mistake PLEASURE for HAPPINESS .

Pleasure is External .

Like you go Clubbing , Go Drunk yourself , whatever .

Or Go Play Alot of Useless Games ,

Find People Fault or Win an Argument ,

Compare yourself to someone lousier than you ,

Idolize , Fantasize .

Many Many more of course .

This are all Temporary , it's called Pleasure ,

That is the Main reason Why Humans always Complaint Happiness Doesn't Last Forever .

But in Actual Fact , Happiness Does Last forever .

It always Has been Beside you , Inside you ,

Just that You were Seeking it at the Wrong Place ,

That's All .

It's Like a Butterfly Seeking Nectar from a Bee Hive ,

It Gets to Taste the Wonderful Honey the Bees Collected But Get Stung to Death the Next Moment .

If the Butterfly Seek Nectar Just beside where It came out of It's Cocoon ,

It would get the Best Nectar Available Tirelessly .

If you were to Take your Time and look into yourself ,

And Jot Down all the Bad things That Happen to you Last year or Quite Sometime ago ,

Don't you think it Doesn't Matter to you Now ?

But If you Jot Down all the Good things That Happen to you Ages ago ,

Do you Feel the Joy now ?

The Kind Of Warm and Cuddly Feeling In your Heart .

Take Your time to Recall .

And Be Grateful to Hearts .

They are very Special Things ,

Like a Gate For your Soul and Body .

-GuoLun

9:37 AM

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Take a Look at That !

OMG .

That's My Team Name !!!

THE HUNKS !!!!!!!!!

Today We Played a 3 on 3 Tournament at PL .

Of Course , We Won the Championships !!!!!

I didn't Expect us to be the Champions sia .

I thought we could only reach The 1st Runner up .

But then ,

Due to the Fact that I'm a Hunk ,

We Won Gracefully .

As we all know , Hunks always Have Major Twists in their life .

Like this one

We met a Super Strong Team at The Finals .

And They Were Over Aged .

I dunno why the Heck The Organisers Never Check their Age .

I think I Accidentally Burned One of them while Guarding Him .

That's the reason He scored Only One Ball in the Match .

The Secret is ,

I Heated Up the Air inside the Ball and Made it Lighter .

So , When he Shoot the Ball , It flies to Malaysia

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But that Guy was Fit and He Play Cheat sia .

He gave me some Kind Of Bang On my Chest and now My Chest Hurts .

I think I might be Suffering from Some Incurable Internal Injury

But Again ,

I'm a Hunk , And there will be another Magical Twist in My Life ,

So I think Tomorrow Cure ah .

But we Won by a Slight Margin only lah .

Like 19 - 10 .

I mean we Thrashed them .

We were thrashing all the way to the Finals .

I thought we were Bullying them .

But after Much Sincere thought , I am a Hunk .

And that Sole reason Cleared all my Doubts of giving them Chance

So I Burned my way through the Finals .

I think one of the team Lost to us With a Score of 120 - 4 ah .

I think so .

If not is 1200 - 4 .

I forgot .

Overall ,

It was Fun .

-GuoLun

5:47 AM

Friday, February 19, 2010

Woow

I'm So Impressed !!

This Is the First time I'm so Impressed about Another Free Thinker .

Our thoughts are about the same .

And I think him being a Free Thinker is the Reason he Succeeded amongst All Humanity .

I'll Tell you his Name Later .

Lemme Show You some of his Own Reasons and Quotes .

And Please , If you Wanna Understand it ,

Don't Irritate me by Looking at it from the Point of Your Religion .

If you do that , You will always be Correct No Matter What.

I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after his own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty.Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism.

I see a pattern, but my imagination cannot picture the maker of that pattern. I see a clock, but I cannot envision the clockmaker. The human mind is unable to conceive of the four dimensions, so how can it conceive of a God, before whom a thousand years and a thousand dimensions are as one?

I see only with deep regret that God punishes so many of His children for their numerous stupidities, for which only He Himself can be held responsible; in my opinion, only His Nonexistence could Excuse Him.

About God, I cannot accept any concept based on the authority of the Church. I cannot prove to you that there is no personal God, but if I were to speak of him, I would be a liar. I do not believe in the God of theology who rewards good and punishes evil. My God created laws that take care of that. His universe is not ruled by wishful thinking, but by immutable laws.

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another

These are Just a Few of His own Reasons .

Yep , He Is Albert Einstein .

To me , His Sayings Makes Alot of Sense .

From the Moment we were introduced to Religion Years ago ,

We All Would Make an Assumption that What We Choose would Definitely be the Truth .

Then Word Play came in .

Phrases that Seems to make Alot of Sense , But In Reality , Does not .

And We Believe it .

An Example of Such a Phrase is , " Be Yourself " .

What the Hell is Being Yourself ?

Do the People who say that Know Your True self at All ?

I Mean , Do you even Know Yourself Truly ?

Is there Even Such a Thing as Being Yourself ?

And we take another step to be a Part of a Religion .

Good things that Happened , We thank God .

But Have you Ever thought Ahead Before ?

That Good and Bad things in Life Will Definitely Happen no Matter What Religion you are .

Are you Praying Most of the time to Escape Bad stuff and Yearn for Good Stuff ?

Or Trying to Cover up your Guilt By Praying for a Lighter Punishment or even No Punishment ?

But I know the Truth Will be out Once We Pass Away ,

So Don't Get Disappointed If your Religion Turns Out to be A Lie .

We are Humans Afterall .

-GuoLun

5:18 AM

Monday, February 15, 2010

Oh my Goodness Gracious .

I thought the Worst Restaurants was those without Aircon which allows Flies to Roam About .

BUT I WAS WRONG !!!!

Today was the day I went to The Worst Restaurant Ever .

It's a Japanese Buffet Thingy

They very Clever sia .

The Charge Double for all Foods During CNY .

What the Heck .

I think The Total is Three times more than My Ang Bao Money

But it's Okay ,

Since I'm the One Eating , Not Paying .

This Is not the Worst Part ,

That In fact can be Considered Good if compared to What I'm gonna say .

As Most of you Know ,

I HATE CHINESE .

Not the People , The Language .

And Guess what ,

My Cousin Booked a VIP room for us to eat and I thought It was Gonna be super Relax and Enjoyable .

When Something Suddenly Pissed me Off to the Core .

The VIP room was small . . . . With TWO SPEAKERS on the Celling .

Oh My God . . . .

I sense Trouble .

And It was a Damn Troublesome Trouble .

What came out of the Speaker Was What I Hate Most out of all Chinese Song .

It was the Freaking New Year Song !!!

And This Stupid 'Grand' Restaurant Only Plays One Track .

WTH !?!?!

Even If I stuff 10 Appetisers down my throat I would not even have the Appetite to Appreciate the Food .

The Song Never stop one sia , It doesn't even have an Interval .

Blah Blah Blah . . . Non-Stop .

And The Stupid Waiters and Waitresses ,

They are like Super Dumb .

There's a Door at the Room .

And they Keep Opening and Close it

Like for every 5 minutes .

And You know they do what ?

Take Food Orders , Clear our Plates and Refill Our Drinks .

WTH ?!?!?

They Like No Brain one sia .

It's not one person taking our Order .

There's like 4 of them Taking Order , 5 Of them Constantly Cleaning our Plate and 2 of them Refilling our water .

Although at that Point I feel like A Handsome King ,

But after 10minutes , I feel Like I'm Being Irritated on Purpose .

And then My cousin .

He is a Wild Boar in Disguise .

I dunno how he is able to Don't care everything and Keep eating Non-Stop .

After everybody Finish already He still eats for Half an Hour .

But I enjoyed Looking at him eat .

I like his Thick skin character .

2 Families Look at him eat , He still can slowly Peel the skin and Order More food .

I like .

Then Blah. . . . . Tired .

-GuoLun

8:12 AM

Saturday, February 13, 2010

I'm so Bored Today .

So I shall do my favorite .

Which is to Talk about Humans .

Well , we all know Humans are also Animals .

We have Animal Instincts .

Talk about that .

If a Human , Sees someone Attractive ( Like Me ) ,

They will tend to have a Softer spot for them .

Because their Animal Instincts tells them people who look Great are Closer to Perfection .

Human Constantly needs something to Look up to in order to Improve .

I am the Ultimate Hunk .

Their animal Instincts also tells them to Get the Attractive ones as Partner , So that the Next Generation would look Better . ( I got this from a Documentary . )

But it's because we have feelings and are able to communicate at a very High Level ,

We know , Feelings are important too .

Thank god for that .

If Humans Do not know how to Communicate at this level ,

Me , the Ultimate Hunk , Would most probably be Raped 24/7 .

But of course , Even If I got Raped , they could only Rape my Fake Human Body .

Which I Change every week . ( that's why I don't Age . )

My Real Body is Kept in the Sun .

For Obvious Reason ,

To Keep it Warm .

If you want to Rape my Real Body , Come to the Sun .

But I bet you can't

Cause your UnHot Humans !

Until now ,

I still don't know why I am still being together with you Humans .

I hate the MNM's Chocolate you guys Created .

After Eating It 1 minute Ago ,

I feel that My Esophagus Is Glued with Chocolate .

Like a Slug That Climbed inside there and Died .

And then My Mighty Chest ,

When I take in Deep Breathe ,

My Chest Hurts !

I thought It was Breast Cancer at first ,

But After Much thought ,

I'm a Hunk and I can't Possibly have a Human Infection .

I have to Prepare for Tomorrow's CNY .

I can Predict It's Gonna Suck Big Time .

I'm Going to some Japanese Restaurant .

I'm Only Excited about the Part where They Serve me the Raw Food

Then I Cook them with my Bare Hands .

And Everyone Look at me In Awe .

But sian ,

I scared I order some Wasabi Crap .

I'm not a Japanese , what If the Waiter Don't Understand My Hunk Language and Give me some Wasabi Spaghetti .

I can't Take Spicy stuff because I'm Spicy Enough Already .

Sian ,

Or what If I mistook some Veggie for Wasabi .

Ah My chest Hurts . . .

Have I been Poisoned Already .

Then , I think Wasabi can Help .

Wasabi Looks Poisonous .

Poison against Poison Sounds Great !

It should Heal Soon .

I Heard High Dosage Of Wasabi can Make you a Retard .

But I guess ,

Only Retards will do that and that's why .

-GuoLun

1:12 AM

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Wow ,

I read this Book .

It is one of those books that I find Humans Have some knowledge of Humans themselves .

It says ,

When those who are Efficient begins a new job , They go to a Great Lengths to Try and Prove how well they can do it .

This is called ,

" Love That Takes . "

A Love that craves Praises .

People who behaves like this are eager to win the Admiration of others and if they do not receive it ,

they try Even Harder than Before .

Strangely enough ,

The Harder they try , the more they are given the Cold shoulder by Humans around them

This is Quite Hard for them to understand .

Why , the harder they try , the less they are Appreciated .

This over Eager Humans will soon realise they are Taking Love .

When Other Humans see another Trying Hard to Win Praises and Recognition ,

They would feel that by Giving Praise ,

Something would be Drained or Taken from them .

If they were to Praise , They would feel that they are Losing something .

Among Humans around us , We can probably easily Identify the Humans who act as if they want Praise .

These are People who creates and Artificial Charisma that only they can Feel .

These are usually the Very People that We find it Hardest to Compliment ,

And so , They try even Harder .

These Humans feel Disappointed because although they are doing their Best ,

No one Recognises their Efforts .

Then they begin to feel that the World is a Very Unfair Place , Full of People that are unable to Appreciate the Efforts of Others

In Actual Fact ,

If you Look at Things with a Hunk's Point of View ,

When Humans are Constantly Struggling to be Recognised , They cannot see Other's Good Points .

When Humans are Concerned only with getting the Recognition for their Own Efforts ,

They tend to be Under the Illusion that Other people are Just there to Support them .

In other words ,

Humans who are only Concerned only with their Success can never bring Happiness to Others .

Humans are very Sensitive Beings .

If they do not feel Happy when they are with this sort of Human , they start to keep their Distance .

Then they would start to Criticize , Become Nasty and say Negative things about a Person who Demands Praise .

This Is How a Situation like this Steadily Worsens , quite the Opposite of what was Hoped for .

Those Pathetic Humans may have been so Self Centered that they Believe Things would not Function without them ,

But in Reality , they will see things Running Smoothly even in their Absence .

So ,

Have you been stuck in your own Past ,

Those Adversities and Setbacks ?

Have You not thought only of your Own Recognition and Forgotten to Give Others Credit for what they Did ?

No matter What the Difficulty you are Facing ,

It will not last for very long .

So it is Important to take Advantage of Opportunity it Presents ,

And Learn all the Lessons it Offers .

Meaningful Stuff .

It was by a Japanese Guy which I believe is a Semi-Hunk .

I don't call him wise ,

Just , Lucky .

-GuoLun

7:09 AM

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Okay ,

So today when I woke up , I had about 13 Missed calls .

And of course a Retard Did that .

Absolute Retard .

Luckily She is not my Friend and I dun wanna know her more .

Who the Hell call for 13 times and Don't get any Hint that I can't Pick up the call for a Certain Important Reason ?

I was Beauty Sleeping .

If you call me at 8 am it is pretty obvious I am Sleeping .

Tell me Which Hunk wakes up at 8 am ?

We all wake up at 2.30 pm .

Erm ,

actually , it's not We all .

It is I .

I mean there is only one Hunk , and that is Me .

If I am early , maybe it's about 215 pm ?

If it's Late then I can't predict it .

Okay , anyway ,

I Returned the call Right Away Because it's Part of a Hunk's Job to be Considerate and Pleasant ,

Which many Humans Fail to do so .

And guess what I Heard Early in the Morning ?

" Hello , I am Guo Lun , Did you call for me ? "

" Hi GuoLun , Why didn't you Pick up my call ah ? "

" I was Busy , Sorry " ( I Lied , Because I have to Conceal My True Identity as a Hunk )

" Okay , Never mind , Just wanted to tell you that you have been Terminated off your Job . "

" Oh Okay . Why did it happen ? " ( I kept my Cool and Charm Because I am a Hunk and I Bet She Haven't got a Clue What She is talking to .)

"Because you Disappeared while Working right ? Hahaha . Not only you lah . "

" I see , Okay then , I still get my Pay right ? "

" Yah , I called you to tell you to get your pay today or tomorrow. "

Then we Bid farewell .

Sian la ,

Yeah it's true I went off to slack .

But whatever ,

If they pay is correct and nothing crops up , It's about a hundred plus for 2 days .

Yeah it's so great .

They paid me to explore Sembawang .

How dare they Fire me .

I am way Hotter than Fire and they Fire me ?

This must be some kind of Bullshit .

It is me Who Fires the Boss .

But Overall , I'm still happy and Thank them for giving me this Opportunity .

Without this ,

I wouldn't know the Bubble Tea shop there Sells Peppermint Green Tea at $2.80

it's the same size as the Sweet Talk one .

And taste more to the liking of Humans .

I don't like it .

I want some Spice and Peppermintness in it .

But it taste like some Dish Cleaning Detergent with Ginseng .

I guess even my tongue is Hot .

So Hot that this normal average Peppermint cant do much about it .

Such a Disappointment

I want to Gym now , Maybe one day , I will post a Picture of my body here .

I'm not trying to show off but ,

With Perseverance , Certain kind of things like this can be Obtained .

Humans who think they are hopelessly Fat or whatever Pigs they look like ,

Go to the Gym and fulfill your own Dreams in the Capable hands of yours .

-GuoLun

9:42 AM

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Okay ,

I'm very Angry now .

I'm SUPER ANGRY .

ANGRY .

One of my friends showed me a video about a Pastor .

But before I start typing more ,

I want to make it clear that I've no intention on talking Bad about Your God or try to change what you believe .

This are the Videos , loud and clear .

View part 2 first . They mixed it up .

Shame on You .

Yep. Don't start telling me Only this Guy went wrong ,

He is A Human , so are all Christians .

Not saying that all of them went Wrong though .

I was so angry as I viewed this Retard talk crap .

It was obvious the ex monk is not very well educated .

He could only say 'Yes' for most of his Conversation .

The Pastor was controlling the whole conversation ,

and with a Lame Book which I think He wrote what he had to say in it .

Although I'm not a Christian ,

But I think a Pastor is somewhat like an Influential character to Christians .

A leader like this ?

For all I know , Religion Don't coexist one another

An example is , If you believe in Buddha , there should be no Allah in your life .

Vice-Versa and it goes the same to all other Religion .

This actually mean that , if God is real , There is Only one 'Real' Religion .

What would happen if what the Pastor believed to be true turned out wrong ?

He is a Human after all.

A Pathetic one .

He leads so many Christians

And when I hear the Others Laugh so loudly continuously as the Pastor Insulted Buddhism ,

I start to wonder ,

How many Pastors are there in this world are like him ?

Influencing Humans to believe other Religion are like a Piece of Shit to be stepped on and Laughed at .

I could Only see Christians doing this .

Let's not talk about Extremists .

Shameful Humans .

Normal Christians ,

Do they all Pray and be Good Just because they fear Punishment and Hope for Reward ?

Yeah , that is what All those Christians that have been a Christians for more than Half of their Life told me .

I went to church a couple of times before ,

They told me to be a Christian .

I said why ,

They told me if I pray , Things that I want will come to me , God will make my life Great blah blah . .

Even if things don't go they way I wanted after praying ,

It just mean that God doesn't see much use of that Certain thing I wanted and it's a blessing in disguise .

If I were to just use this as a form of thinking , wouldn't it be Any Ordinary Positive Thought ?

I could even make it better .

The Pastor said in the video that we are all Equal .

But I believe his Knowledge towards " Equal " is very Limited .

His Equal means all people are the same .

Please come into reality .

We all can never be the same .

If you wanna believe in it , your like believing you could be anything .

No no no , you cant be something you cant .

No one could possibly have the same IQ and EQ .

Equal , Means that things Coexist Equally .

Without Sadness , there is no Happiness

And so on .

This Pastor and the whole Church might think What that Monk said about Buddhism is a Load of crap ,

But Lemme Just say ,

In Buddhism , there are alot of Gods , Each Plays a different role .

Why Did that Pastor Thinks that Buddhism only has one God ?

And do you know that ,

It's a Teaching in Buddhism that If you are really Virtuous , Chivalrous and more , You Could Turn into a BUDDHA not GOD .

Buddha means the Enlighten one while I dunno what God means .

In the Temple , The Huge Buddha Statue Is really a Person In real life but passed away long ago .

He has a History , He is a Prince of India I think .

He forsake his title as Prince and to seek Enlightenment on Earth .

His teaching were then passed down which makes him a key figure in Buddhism .

Buddhist From all over the world are praying to it .

Why the F Did he Insulted This Religion Before He knew more about it ?

A Toad stuck in his Well .

I cant believe how Pathetic some Humans can be .

Luckily I'm a Hunk .

And so ,

The Pastor Is not Jailed .

Is that the Help of the Christian God ?

To let him continue talking Bad about Other Religion ?

With Great power comes Great Responsibility .

He must have think what he did was Great and Such a Heroic Act.

He is making himself look great amongst Christians ,

But what about Other People that believe in other Religion ?

I'm sure they would thank their God for not Letting someone Like him Lead him on .

They would Start to Hate this Religion even more right .

It's ok to joke about your own Religion , But Don't ever Joke about other Religion please .

It's like A Nationality .

Imagine the Prime Minister of Some country Joke about USA in some Important Grand Meeting .

He would most probably be executed .

You click on the video to access youtube and see the Comments .

All Against this Pastor and some starts to Hate CHristians .

If there is a Forum or Thread About this ,

The name of Christianity would definitely be Tarnished .

I could go on and on about how this guy suck but ,

I really Hope no more People with Religion do that Again man .

It Sucks .

-GuoLun

9:18 AM

Thursday, February 4, 2010

So I've got into NYP .

There's one thing I hate which would happen at the start of Poly .

And that is Orientation .

I knew was born to hate Cheers .

In other words , I was born to not be a Retard Enjoying Screaming and Doing Barbaric Rituals .

You memorise Weird Phrases that I think is one huge Load of Crap .

Like what ,

Mosquito something then eat my Mercedes Benz blah blah . . . I jump like a Flea . . . To Jupiter .

Whatever that is , I've succeeded in forgetting 90% of it .

The real thing is Dumber than what I wrote .

Why can't there be a Cheer like ,

Guo Lun is the Hunk !

Put your hands in the air for Guo Lun !

I am willing to give anything up to see him for a second !

He is all the beauty on Earth Combined together !

Something like that or better .

That's what you call a Cheer .

Not like anyhow clapping , trying to make a rhythm .

My Handphone songs are way nicer than those beats .

Then later on I would learn some weird Dance that Ruin my Charm and Charisma .

A Hunk is not meant for Dancing .

I don't wanna land my hands on someone who just pick their nose .

And what if I got Grouped with Retards ?

People Will look at me as though as I am a Retard too .

I seriously don't want that to happen .

They should Look at me as a Hunk .

And treat me Like a Hunk .

When I walk pass , All heads should turn and look at me .

Even if you need to turn it 180 degrees , Turn It .

Yes .

If you were to Die by spraining you neck , it's your honor .

Your last glance was Me , The Mighty Hunk !

If you didn't see me , Then it's your Problem .

I don't mind grouping with Gays or Lesbians as long as they are not Retards .

I got Retardophobia .

Which means whenever I got to know a Retard , I cannot control my Hotness and would Burn them down .

You may wonder what's the Retard I am talking about .

I seemed to make it sound like some Lion eating a Zebra .

Yeah , Because It Is !!!

For a Male Retard ,

They attract attention by Emoing ,

Challenge see who can get the most girls number ,

Smoke like a Train and think they have become a Hunk ( which is Physically Impossible ) ,

Practically no Common Sense ,

Gives me a Retarded nickname like 'PinkyBerries' when I'm a Hunk ,

Ill Mannered Brats .

And more .

For a Female Retard ,

they are like the Males ones and more ,

They compare the normal guys with the Korean stars ,

Insult guys as if they herself are something to brag about .

Sad for those guys

More of course ,

I don't wanna hit the bull's eye to some Retards and they start Pestering me for Forgiveness .

There's one thing that is compulsory for me to bring ,

Not my charm or whatever beauty stuff ( they are already built into me )

It's My Brain , My EQ !

So , If I were to be so unlucky and got grouped with the Retards , I can make use of my Brains .

Since they are Retards , they most probably don't understand simple English .

I Say ' Hi '

They might just stare at you with their Retarded face and wait for Christmas .

Then when I say 'Hi' again , They point at themselves to confirm if I was talking to them .

Then I would try to be a Retard too and Nod my head .

And they would reply with a stare again or something , I'm not a Retard so I dunno what they might do .

Maybe they suddenly come to me and Slap me or Rape me cus I'm Thaaaaaaaaaaaat Irresistible

Oh man this post is so long .

There's still more I wanna type .

But I think I will leave it for the next post !

-GuoLun

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6:38 AM

Monday, February 1, 2010

Recently , I dunno why .

It's seems like I've gotten some Toilet Senile Disease

Every morning ,

After I Magically throw my Yellow Water Into the Bowl of Fresh Water ,

Get them out of my Sight by forcing down The same Species of Water into it ,

I would wash my hands and Hop happily out of the Slippery Room .

But ,

Just when all things turned out like what I would expect ,

I always forget to Zip my pants !

Luckily I'm at home .

Now I'm afraid to go public toilets .

In fear of my Inability of taming the Man-Eating Flower .

When it's Unzip , It gives off a Very Nice and Sexy Aroma .

And Humans of all kinds , Like Butterflies , Latin Dancer , Batman , Golf Balls ,

They all would be attracted to it .

And of course , If a Human is curious ,

They would show a Retarded Tilted face .

I dunno why .

But it Pisses me off .

Why the Heck do you have to Tilt your head and give a weird expression .

As if that position can help you think better .

You see any Genius think by Tilting their head ?

NO , they don't even have to think ,

They anyhow say you also believe that's the correct answer .

-'Why is the Earth round?'

='Because the Field in Greenland is Green .'

I would bet some people believe that's the answer .

Back to the Topic .

So after like maybe 30 Minutes ,

You realise By Tilting your head doesn't make a difference ,

You want to try touching it and feeling it for yourself .

Because you cannot believe what you see and you are too Dumb to Think ,

So you decide to Abuse your other sense .

And If anything were to touch my Deadly Man-Eating Flower ,

Guess what happens ?

Don't be so Dumb and think that It will eat your hand then your whole body .

How can My Flower of Love and Passion do that .

I would land My Feet at your face of course .

And If you think It's gonna be a Hard Hit ,

You are Wrong !

I'm not Zohan So My feet cant reach your Human face .

Pathetic People .

Obviously I would Let my Cuddly and Adorable Yet Poisoned Filled Flower to Bite you .

Don't ask how it Bites .

Because as far as I was a Hunk ,

I've never Seen , Heard and Imagine Something to Bite without a Mouth .

Yeah , My Liberty Flower of Beauty Bites Like a Piranha

And Chews Like a Chicken Backside .

You don't call things Deadly If It Doesn't Kills right ?

So , I guess my Flower Is more than Deadly .

Mine Is so Deadly , It might Even Kill Itself .

Don't even Bother to Imagine How Great My Beautiful Flower is .

Because It can also Lift a Log like an Elephant Trunk .

It can Drink Up The whole Indian Ocean .

So , You're That Dumb until you finish reading this Crap ?

Pro .

Can go try out for some Dumb Auditions .

-GuoLun

8:46 AM

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