Sunday, January 31, 2010

I feel that I am Perfect .

Although people always say Nobody is perfect .

But I am .

My Reason is Not gonna be a Hunk , although I am .

All my Dear Human friends are getting the Idea of "Perfect" Wrong !

Being Perfect does not mean you don't make mistakes .

Me , A Perfect Hunk , makes Many Mistakes too .

But it's how you make it .

For me , I make Perfect Mistakes .

For example ,

When I accidentally talk to someone Retarded , which is a Deadly Mistake ,

I would make it Perfect .

I would communicate him by also being a Retard .

But doing that is only Semi-Perfect .

I would finish it off by Heating him up and Make him a Steam Chicken Pie .

That's Perfect .

A Perfect Mistake .

If you are able to correct your mistakes , You're still Perfect .

If you can't then too bad , Try harder .

Since to you Humans , Perfect means not making mistake ,

So how can a Corrected Mistake be still a Mistake ?

Pretty Dumb Humans .

Sometimes I really can't stand you all .

How I wish everybody is a Hunk or Babe .

So that I can release all my Hotness and Enjoy the Heat .

Damn , Life IS never fair , Even to the Hunk

I just get all the good stuff and it's still rolling in .

-GuoLun

8:22 AM

Saturday, January 30, 2010

I am a Hunk .

I have seen Humans Until I can Draw them on my Dear Sketch Book.

It's Just a Circle and 5 Lines .

Pessimist are more realistic in Life .

They can judge Things more accurately and have a ready mindset to fail .

But ,

Optimist ,

They are Way Way Way more Happy Though Unrealistic .

In Short ,

If you work your way by being an Optimist , You are Happy .

A Pessimist though can work things out at a very realistic level , But can never be Happy .

It's easy to choose right ?

To do the same thing Happily or not .

Simple choice for those that are Human .

I've never seen People who wanna be Sad and Gloomy all their life .

It's so Lonely without Happiness as your best friend .

I don't see a reason why Humans still choose to be Pessimistic .

It's cool to be sad ?

Or are you too dumb to even know this .

" HAHAHA ,

I wanna be happy by being a Pessimist ! "

That's totally impossible

Be happy because you are some one's reason for a smile .

And forever there will be a someone .

This is just one of the Endless Reasons .

-GuoLun

9:33 AM

Friday, January 29, 2010

The Term 'Typical'

Is most likely directed to people who are doing things similarly to some people who Pissed or Irritated the Person Saying it .

Or that The action seemed Second Rated .

Then tell me , Does Being Extraordinary count as Being Typical .

Many people think That It's Typical for some Marvelous Guy to be Marvelous .

This Is really Important to me .

Because , I am a Hunk !

I don't wanna seem Typical Yet Extraordinary .

I wanna Look Normal , Yet ,

Within me is Filled With a Marvelously Magnificent and Dangerously Beyond Imagination of Hunk Contents .

Like judging a Cooking Book by it's Cover ,

If the cover is my armpit , you still want it .

You would prefer that than some 1000 star Cook Book .

If you see me as a Retard , means that I am A Hunk .

If you see me as a Human , Then I'm still a Hunk .

You see me as an Annoying Gay , It's still me as a Hunk .

Get the pattern ?

No matter How you see me as , I'm still a Hunk .

No One is Gonna change this Fact .

Even If I were to die , Which is Impossible , I would still be a Hunk .

Humans know how to blink without teaching right ?

That's the same Theory as Human Knowing that I'm a Hunk .

It's Doesn't Have to be Taught .

It Just Lie somewhere in your Brain And you Don't have to find it ,

It Appears when you see me .

"So Incredible , How thing work themselves out . "

This Phrase is from Back At One By Brian McKnight .

It Briefly Describe how my life works .

I wake up , My bed is free of Germs and Bacteria due to my Heat ,

Then I Stare at Two slices of bread and they become toasted .

I don't need a Heater for shower and I dry in 1 Seconds .

I Wear my clothes and they got Ironed By my body instantly .

I don't Spent on Jackets ,

If I step on some Banana skin ,It would Just Burn away and prevent me from falling .

If I am Lucky , Some Turkey would Hug me and I get a free BBQ Turkey for Lunch .

Incredible ah .

That was Just 2 Hours of my life .

I'm not gonna Reveal my whole life .

Because you guy would need a Severe Jaw Operation after you read them .

As a Beloved and Cute Hunk , I shall not post it .

It's for you own sake .

-GuoLun

5:01 AM

Thursday, January 28, 2010

For some reasons ,

I dunno why .

I think If there Is a day when Human start to kill each other ,

It would be the Gays that have the last stand .

I have seen Real Gays and Real Lesbians .

But .

All I see is ,

Only the Guys can make themselves look really Hot and Sexy as a girl .

But ,

Lesbians . . . are a little Disappointing .

Yeah , some are pretty .

But Up til now , I still have not see any Lesbians that Are really Charming or Handsome .

All I see Is Beautiful , Mouth watering Akua .

Butch all have about the same hair style to me ,

It's pretty easy to spot a Les .

And for some reasons ,

Good looking Lesbian are more disgusting to me than Gays .

No offense to anyone !

But It's still the Hunks that are Really a Wow Factor .

They don't need branded stuff or supplements to look great .

They were born to make People Want to Look at them .

Check this video out .

It's a video that tells you how Insane can Guys make people be .

It's not Dirty It's ,Charisma .

I think he is Gay though .

Hear what the Judges have to say , It will Wow you .

-GuoLun

6:33 AM

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

So , some Girls think they are so damn hot .

They think they are able to melt all Guys .

Let see If you can be hotter than this Guy .

Even me , The Hunk , Thinks that He is Hotter than 90% of the Girls out there .

Being Hot and Sexy to Girls means nothing now .

I'm so proud of Being a Guy !

He's not Gay , He said he is a 100% straight guy !

Check it out .

View It until you see Him without His Specs and Hat !

-GuoLun

9:32 AM

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I dunno why I'm filled with some sort of Passion and Motivation once more .

I wanna be something again .

Like , More than a Hunk .

But what's More than a Hunk ?

Hmmm . .

I can't think of Any .

Being a Hunk is the Best .

My face alone is like a 50% off VIP membership card

And in Addition to my Charismatic Voice , It's another 50% off .

So , I only have to pay 25% of what I want to purchase all the time .

Although another Wink would mean Free of Charge .

But some people who don't appreciate my Charm would give me a Service Charge .

I could Burn their hair off and give them some Semi Baldness Delight .

But , Not forgetting that I'm a Kind and Gracious Hunk ,

I always Forgive these Young and Naive People .

It's not like a waiter's service is worth a Penny .

They just take the food from the Chef and place in on the table , that's all .

How worthy can this few meters walk be .

There's still much more in the Life of a Hunk of course ,

Like , Being able to keep yourself warm and Burn away unwanted stuffs .

-GuoLun

4:08 AM

Monday, January 25, 2010

Walao !

I went to gym today and saw a freaking Bimbo .

Can you imagine a girl wearing Skirt to workout ?

Dumb sia .

This kind of girl really degrade the social stand of females .

Luckily she not in Hougang Gym

That stupid place is full of Old lechers .

And luckily my gym all are Good people .

It's the PL Gym !!

Where the Hunk trains his Hunky Body .

Actually , I hate Hougang Gym .

The equipments are rusty , People there are noisy and always crowded .

I don't know why some guys ( especially Uncles ) ,

They like to " AAHH ! . . . . WOOOO !!! . . . AAARRGGHH !! " when carrying weights .

I've got no idea what kind of attention they want to get ,

There's no super hot girls there and the Dumbbell Section only got Guys .

It's not like their body is in shape ,

In fact ,

they have already over taken supplements which have already deform their muscles .

And they don't even know .

Deform does not mean Alien like , It means It's just a Big piece of meat without cutting shape .

Anyone who's been to Hougang gym would definitely come across these .

They think they very cool and hot .

How can some one be cold and hot at the same time ?

Ridiculous Guys , More like a bunch of Gays playing with weights .

They think that They can carry weights that are super heavy , means they are Fit .

Gosh ,

For Goodness Sake ,

It's not about the weight that makes u Fit , It's the Figure you've Built

I don't see a Big Deal about a fatso carrying a Car with one hand .

But it's something if you're carrying 2KG and you've got Figure .

Like a fat girl that can run 10km everyday and still stays fat ,

Compared to a slim girl who eats alot and stays slim .

Get what I mean ?

And to some Dumb girls out there , Watching your Diet doesn't mean Don't eat .

Don't eat will only make you fatter if you don't workout .

And you need to eat healthily to workout .

-GuoLun

4:55 AM

Sunday, January 24, 2010

The moment we want to believe in something ,

We suddenly see all the arguments for it , and become blind to the arguments against it .

Just like when my body cells starts to believe that they are hot .

My cells suddenly unleashed a hidden ability of converting useless cells into Hunk cells .

And that's what makes me now , a Hunk .

This few days , My life has been an Utmost Un-Happening .

Nothing much is going on and I don't sense anything brewing up to me .

Yeah , Boring life .

I'm also not a fan of going out to places in a really big group unless it's to the movies or chalet

Yeah , Talking about chalet , It's been quite some time since I had a chalet !

Isn't there suppose to be a sec 5 chalet .

Can someone make one ?

I need to find a real job soon .

My current job is like , shit .

It has no fixed date and a little boring .

I want a job that has more interaction , fixed dates and if possible , better pay !

I don't wanna rot at home til the start of poly .

That sure sucks .

3 more months of staring at my computer .

It would be better if I can use these time to work and earn money .

No harm earning money for nothing .

Frankly speaking , I really though of working as a part time Model .

I think it's pretty Cool .

The pay is high and I all I have to do is smile .

And the best part is I can learn some free fashion tips .

Is there any job that has good pay and does not make me perspire much please tell me !!

-GuoLun

4:16 AM

Monday, January 18, 2010

I'm in deep thought about something . . .

I find this girl damn Beautiful .

Her voice , eyes , face , figure .

She's close to an Angel .

In other words , 0.1% as close as me .

Her name is Shania Twain .

Her songs are really nice . Although mostly old .

But , I like the Lyrics .

And her voice is so captivating .

It's like She was Borned to Sing for Me .

Anyway , I was thinking on whether to go out on a Date with her .

She says she doesn't mind the age gap , which I do .

If I went out with her it's like a mom bringing a Cute and Cuddly-Looking kid out .

My Beauty description for her was when she was in her Twenties .

Now she is in her forties and already have a kid .

Although she still has what it takes to be called a Gorgeous Mother .

But , I'm afraid If she was beside me , She would lose all her Fans to me .

I might consider a little If she was still in her twenties .

But right now , I'm too young for her and forever will be .

Anyway , Do listen to her songs .

They are really nice and brings back memories .

I love this Quote man .

-

“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.” (Albert Einstein)

This just revealed all motives people have

And goes to some people with religions .

Reflect .

-GuoLun

11:33 PM

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Wow , There's this drama I saw on TV .

I forgot the title .

Anyway , There's an Actress which made me realized how stupid and selfish Some Girls can be !

She said ,

It is a Need for Every Girl to Marry a Rich and Wealthy Man .

Because , Even IF the Guy turns out to be bad or don't Love you anymore,

You can simply Divorce and get a huge share of his Money .

But , If the Guy is Poor , You have to live with it forever

Because Divorcing would only result in bad stuffs like hard to find another partner and no more youth . blah blah .

I really hope this only happens in TV man .

For me , I think suffering together is a blessing .

Suffering as in work hard together and pull it through in the End .

Even If things still goes wrong , We'll still be there for each other .

What for enjoying everyday ?

It's meaningless .

Only Dumb People does that because they are scardy cats and can't afford to suffer a little .

We need two hands to clap .

Ain't lovers meant to love each other ?

It's like telling me a Pilot should work as a cobbler , Fishes running on Land .

It's such a blessing to me when my partner looks at a Enormous 7 storey Bungalow and tells me She rather live with me in a 3 room HDB flat .

Okay enough of these stuff , I think I'm Over exaggerating about some people .

It's a Very sad fact that , Bad people have to survive so that there are Good people .

-GuoLun

10:16 PM

Recently ,

I saw this cute stuff one Youtube , It says pigs are sensitive , easily hurt and easily bored .

Chimpanzees , they kiss like humans by giving pecks .

I think this animal looks very fascinating It's called Kilpspringer ( click on it to view)

Okay enough of Animals , they aren't as Cute as me .

I've got something I REALLY wanna say out LOUD .

It's about CHARITY !!!

I'm not trying to be some Saint or whatever .

But I think In this world , The most eligible people to donate money are the Rich and Wealthy Humans .

I know I'm a Hunk And I should stay away from Human Affairs But there are certain things which really piss me off to the core and I really mean it man .

Money is what humans created .

A material which have more than a million obvious flaws .

As A passerby of this planet , I've got something really Important to tell Humans .

As the saying goes , A passerby always have the best understanding on a scene .

IF People were to Die because of Money .

For Example ,

They Do Not Have The Money To Buy Food ,

No Money For Shelter ,

For Education ,

For Supporting Their Very Own One And Only Life In Any Kind Of Way ,

And Their Most Dearest Loved Ones That They Rather Die In Their Place .

It is the fault of every single Human Alive !!

Humans are blindly killing each other through this .

Don't say they are poor because they deserve it or that they don't have dreams , aspirations , motivation to earn Money or what .

Wanna Bet if I can find An Army Of Humans That Are More Talented , More Clever And More Deserving than the Wealthiest Human on this planet ?

Money should be a flow ,

A flow which everyone have equally .

If a flow is unequal , Everything would crumble down and never seem right .

Just like a huge pyramid being balanced on the tip on a hard floor ,

If everything is equal , it stays strong and balanced .

If even a grain of sand is put on one End , It topples and shatters away .

Take Ants for instances ,

We can feel a Flow amongst them ,

A Flow which conveys that every single one of them are Equal .

If one goes Hungry , it probably means the whole nest is Hungry .

If one finds a Rare and Greatest Food , It means being shared with the whole Nest .

I'm trying to say , Every Humans should participate in this flow .

Even If you are poor , there ARE people poorer than you and who needs the money more than you do .

I often see Young Humans holding on to a tin and asking for donations .

Please do .

Just treat it as a Bin to throw away all your coins .

If you Don't have coins , Just put a note in it .

Starving for hours is nothing compared to People Starving for Days .

Just take a look at Haiti .

You Rich people telling me you can't part your $1000 for them and would rather buy some branded underwear which cost more ?

You Don't have to put yourself in their shoes .

But do you think they want to lose their home they earned through Jobs despised by many people ?

It's just a Blink of an eye to lose it and generations to earn them back .

We should let the Flow of Money reach there .

Not hearing a Thank You doesn't meant they don't mean more than a Thank You .

I hate People who thinks being Rich is a very blessing thing or those that already are .

They shouldn't be feeling more blessed than the people in need .

In fact , They should Feel Utterly Shameful to be not able to help their own kind .

It's not called Miser , It's called Selfish and Stupid . It's very Disgraceful and Disgusting .

Don't Hold your head up high Wealthy Humans , for you are nothing compared to an Ant .

I mean when you Die you can't bring along your Wealth .

You're Rich physically and when you die , your soul is Poor .

I'm sure you Heard of the King Of Qin Dynasty .

He knows about this and when he dies , he ordered many slaves and soldiers to die with him .

And built so many useless statues Dreaming that he will still be Rich and Powerful in the Netherworld .

And to those people who supports and visits Casinos frequently to Gamble , Fu*k You .

You don't love money , throw them in to Salvation instead , You always WIN that way isn't it ?

If I were Able Enough , I would've Bought a Whole Casino and then Convert it into a Charity Casino .

Humans , Just make it a habit to do a little charity ,

It always make you feel Good and Kind .

Help yourself by spending more wisely .

Like stop your cigarette and buying useless stuff that you think it's Cool .

You're Never gonna be Cooler than me .

Sometimes , Helping yourself could mean helping the World .

Tiny Little Guy .

-GuoLun .

1:42 AM

Friday, January 15, 2010

Oh man !

It's gonna be CNY again . ..

And things are starting to become more and more irritating .

YES !!

It's the freaking CNY songs everywhere !

First , the lyrics sucks big time

Second , I've been listening to the same thing for 17 years !!!

Third , They just suck !

Lemme translate one of the CNY songs into English in case some Chinese but don't understand Chinese language wants to know .

It goes like this -

Brother sing to sister ,

Sister sing to brother ,

blah blah blah ,

Everybody sing to each other .

WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES THAT GOTTA DO WITH NEW YEAR ?

IT'S ALL ABOUT RECEIVING RED PACKETS AND MORE RED PACKETS !!!

That's what we call happy new year .

Singing and listening to songs can be done everytime

But 'everytime' doesn't apply to receiveing red packets .

Yeah , That's unique !

And that's how we know the start of a new year .

The reason a Red Packet is Red is because it's Auspicious .

And the reason it is Auspicious is because Red is the colour of Fire ,

In other words , The colour of the Fire within Me .

It's my burning passion as a Hunk that sets a New Year !

And I know everyone wants a Red Packet .

Which means , everybody wants me !!

A Few Little Unexpected Joy Today !

-GuoLun

7:28 AM

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Oh man ,

I can't stop worrying about something

and ironically , It's not about me !

I'm like an anxious retard .

And I dunno why I am like that for .

It's like spoiling my reputation as an Ultimate Hunk

This has been spoiling my appetite and haunting me where ever i go , what ever I do

And when I watch a show and starts thinking about it , I would suddenly lose the feel to watch the show .

Omg .

I think I'm suffering from some Major Hunk Depression .

Damn .

I feel like destroying things when i see them and I feel like nothing's gonna be alright .

There's like a evil monster inside me that is trying to be naughty .

Oh . . .When can this stop !!!

Man !!!

Something gotta happen in my life now !!!

Like My pay increase to $100 per hour .

Or I suddenly have superman powers !

I am still freaking sad !

-GuoLun

7:32 AM

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Wow .

I see all the poly course , all like no reliable future jobs .

Is like crap .

And JC is like worst , getting a A level cert and get your butt kick by poly grads .

Then when you go uni , you get mocked by poly grads .

It's like even if i made it into University , I would still be jobless due to the things i studied .

I would be jobful just by using my charm and there's no need to study for that ,

I was just born to do stuff people cant .

There's no course like Hunk Technology or Charm Management and stuff .

I bet job would be abundant when I graduate from those .

But I think the Cut off points would be 5 or 6 ?

Then I would need an interview .

And of course , Upon the first glimpse of my face ,

I would already be the chosen one to be selected from the thousands that are fighting for the place .

It's like duh .

But too bad , It's because there's only me as a Hunk in this world , That's why this course is not opened .

You can't have a course that has only one student right ?

It's like all the Scholarships , First to what , whatever best stuff all I get .

Not fair to UnHunks .

I think I most probably going to the New polytechnic .

It's called Kranjing Polytechnic - KP .

I guess many have not heard of it .

It's still in low profile and only the ' chosen ones ' are eligible for the courses there .

It has only like 10 plus course ?

One of them caught my eye .

It called , Karma studies and Chakra management .

The lecturer is a Shemale Monk from Hawaii .

He/She said , After graduating , I can use teleportation to rob a bank .

It's like Jumper you know .

Pretty cool and I'm sure with my talents , I can master this crap .

So , I would most probably be teleporting here and there in 2 years time .

And I'm still sad !

-GuoLun

8:35 AM

Monday, January 11, 2010

Wah .

I am very sian now .

Not bored but more towards the ' sad and dunno what to do ' feel .

The minority comes from my results .

Then mainly directed to getting separated with my friends and people I really don't wanna not see .

I don't know what's installed in the future .

But I think Life is going to suck for me this period of time

And I bet it's gonna be for a long few months .

My heart is sinking of full of worries .

I don't wish everything to go according to my plans ,

But just a few major ones that I really really wished would come true could .

I don't pray , It must have been miracle to survive happily until now eh ?

And I finally know what could make me really sad now .

Separation .

-GuoLun .

10:01 PM

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Aw man . . .

I guess when you can't sleep at night , it would most probably be something bothering you .

Be it a ghost , the weather too hot due to me , or you're dumb enough to sleep when you are not tired .

But for me , It's different .

When I can't sleep , It's the freaking retards under my block playing catching .

But that only happens like twice a month .

As a tall Hunk , It is my responsibility to beauty sleep for 11 hours everyday without disturbance .

By the way , I hate people who really act cute .

I think If you're really cute , All you have to do is smile .

And If you're like me , where my cuteness is overrated , all you have to do is nothing .

I want to earn money and buy clothes !

-GuoLun

2:42 AM

Friday, January 1, 2010

Okay ,

It's a new year .

But frankly speaking , I don't feel anything different .

I still feel that I'm the most charming guy on earth .

and that I am the hottest guy ever .

I wonder how many billions victims of my charm will there be this year

Actually , I think that my Charm is like a natural disaster .

Like the Tsunami , Earthquake , Eruption .

They can be predicted but can't be stopped .

The only difference is that ,

People yearn for my disaster

Here's the truth ,

Actually , I'm really tired of describing how charming I am .

Because no matter how I use words to describe ,

The meaning of those words are never near the real meaning .

And If you were to look at me , you brain could never convey to you how much charm there is within me .

Basically , I'm like telling a cow how stinky his fart is and he continues farting .

It's really insulting to people who think I'm Unhot .

There's such a thing as , your Thoughts and , Facts .

The truth is always hard to accept .

I know and it's gonna be I'm hot .

Happy New Year to all people who thinks I am hot .

-GuoLun

3:58 AM