I cant stand my Pinnoy Neighbours playing with the lift today while I was Below Waiting for it .
I was so hungry and I bought back my Dinner then they play with the lift .
Basket .
And the worst thing is ,
I thought Its the Children Playing .
But NO . IT'S THEIR PARENTS .
WTH .
What if I get angry and when I get onto the life I burn it then It explode and make the Building collapse ?
I don't want to be a murderer at such a young age of 10203402034020340203402034 .
Bloody hell .
If this place is not a Racial Harmony Paradise ,
They would've already been Executed by me 100 years before they were Born .
I like to forgive people and then Argue again with them .
Because that just show how stupid they are .
Keep repeating the same idiotic ways of doing things and then think they are some Hero .
It's part of my daily Entertainment .
As long as u are a human and you think you're not Perfect , then you are Entertaining .
Good to know people are Spreading Joy around the World .
You say him then he say you then fight .
You pull her hair then she scratch you .
Rolling On The Floor Laughing . . . .
And don't be Pathetic to say I Block your Lousy Human Eyes to veiw the Screen in the Cinema .
If you know you are that Short , why don't you sit in the Front instead and don't act like you're some 6 Footer .
The Front is always empty for Short People like you .
RETARD .
I block then block la .
You see my Back veiw for a second also nicer than the Whole movie .
I AM THE HUNK .
You are just like a Peice of A4 White paper that has a picture of a Retarded Stick-Idiot on the centre and You can't run away from me Lighting you up into Crisp and Feed to the 100 Year Old Rhinocerous's Poo's Maggot's Shit .
Yeah , you not so Pathetic , You are even Moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Pathetic .
You are like the Peanut Shell that the Ti Ko Pek throw and spit at after eating and then the Orang Utan use it to wipe his butt after Shitting .
Okay , enough Describing some people for I am the Ultimate Hunk .
Hmmm . . . I don't feel like describing myself because , for obvious reasons , I am too Handsome Beyond any Word's power to Describe Perfectly .
I think my Mission on Earth , Or rather , Life goal , Is to stay on Earth and wait for the Perfect Word to be created to describe me .
But i doubt that day will come .
Because . . . .The word has already been Created . . . .It is . . .Guo Lun !
I am Guo Lun !!
See how it sounds .
So perfect
Feel how it Flow Out of your Lips .
It's like a Never Ending Shampoo that flows out of your mouth , So smooth .
And your throat , It's like eating 100000000000 strepsils and you sound partially like me , an Angelic Hunk .
Your Breath becomes so nice that when you let a Camel Shit smell , It becomes the most Enormous and Beautiful Flower ever .
Try it out .
Go to the Mirror , Look at yourself into the Eyes Faithfully , Truthfully and speak the Sacred words . . .
Say , GuoLun is the Mighty Hunk .
And then Feel the change in your Body .
It's not Permanent though ,
It last for only 0.01 seconds ?
So you have to Keep on Repeating .
For about um , 100 times ?
Then you use your Heart and Feel .
Yeah ,
You will know what I'm Talking about when you try
Go Go .
-GuoLun
6:44 AM
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Ever since I decided to pretend to be a Human , I have been a Sinner .
. . . . How can I , The Mighty Hunk , become something so UnHot . . . .
But it's not only that .
I have . . . been Addicted to a Human Thing . . .
I'm so Sad . . . I feel like Burning myself away . . .
I shall describe the process of how This Thing Ruined my Life . . . .
That thing is long , probably about the length of My Hand .
Um . . . Rod like and fits my mouth perfectly .
There's a opening at the end . Where I suck it .
Then Sticky and Milky suff coming out into my mouth .
I like to lick the Rod like thing when I am Sucking it cus it feels um . . .Very Smooth ?
The Liquid was so delicious that I cant stop Drinking it man !!
I dunno what's that and how it was made .
I was grabbing the outside which was wet and then I kept on sucking it.
And I love to swallow it if my mouth is full of it because it's SHIOK .
Then sometimes If I suck too hard It will spurt out onto my face sia .
Feels so sticky man .
I clean with Tissue also sticky .
I do this nearly daily and sometimes twice a day ?
Yummy .
Somethings are really wonderful .
And as a Hunk , I'd like to share this joy with every one .
Drink Some Bubble Tea !
And I think My favorite is Peppermint Milk Tea .
I don't like those Iced one .
Jiao bing sucks .
Wow it sounds liek Jiao Bin .
Hahahahaha .
Jiao bin drinks Jiao bing .
I'm so funny !
HAHAHA .
-GuoLun
5:30 AM
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Okok .
Today was that stupid competition .
AND I LOST .
I know everyone will be wondering why on earth and how did the Hunk lost .
I'm now going to answer your pathetic curiosity .
Okay , I'm not a person who blames luck when i lose . . . but I'm a Hunk that blames luck when I lose .
Make yourself clear .
It's just for today that I blame luck .
There's 4 categories .
And out of all the catogories , there were about 5 teams that have recognised players like those in national teams and outside teams .
3 OF THEM WERE IN OUR GROUP .
what only sia .
can't wait to touch me isit .
Attempting to Molest me at the beggining already .
Relax la .
Joyful things must share .
You want touch me at least let me into the second round then i let you touch until you happy .
Second round other peopel also can touch me what .
Although you guys will be Burned into ashes . Don't say I nvr warn .
And that's not all man .
Not all the stupid reason why I lost .
The bloody refree .
I wan to seduce them
BUT
the first refree that came was a Stupid Nerd .
The face cui .
like my butt with a full set of pimples and four buttholes . ( two eyes , one nose , one mouth . )
How the hell am I going to seduce him sia .
Even the thought of me winking at him was about to make me Puke my whole stomache out .
If his face was his butt i think i still can kiss it .
Walao this month he cannot anyhow go out sia .
And then ,
The 2nd refree came .
BUTCH
WTH
BUTCH ARE IMMUNE TO MY SEDUCTIONS .
and He/She has a Grey hair .
I think He/She kenna Superbug ?
No cure la go die la . Still blow whistle . Never blow before isit .
Sian sia .
My $30 fly away . . . .
I should have donated to Haiti sia .
Sian .
Can save alot of people with $30 sia .
Now I'm sad .
How I wish . . . . Nvm .
I cant execute my Hunk powers . . . because I'm a ' Human ' For now . . .
I want to cut my hair sia .
I feel that alot of hair is growing on my body .
My head , chest , armpit , pheonix , leg .
I wan to trim my armpit and cut my head .
yes .
Mind you , If I were in Hunk mode , My hair will be in Flames .
Yes , Literally .
Glowing Red hot.
Lady gaga has a cool way of describing Hell .
She says it as Hotter than Mexico .
hmmm .
I wonder why she dont wan to describe me sia .
Jus say Hotter than Hell and the Sun la .
so easy .
I'm like Hancock .
I'm not appreciated . . .
Although I'm not an attention seeker liek him .
But without me ,
THe Earth will not be Warm .
You idiots really think that the Sun heat up the Earth ?
LOL .
You guys are a bunch of laughing stock .
IT"S ME .
ME
THE HUNK .
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA .
Without me . Ice age already la .
No brain .
If the Sun heat the Earth up why last tiem got Ice age ?
stupid .
It's becasue I came then the world became warm .
See . I'm at the Equator that's why its the hottest part on the planet .
If i at North pole , you will see Fire Polar Bears .
