I thought that there would be at least like 1 or 2 guys that can compete with 0.5% of me But . . . . . I was Utterly and Disturbingly Dissapointed .
It's really Disturbing because I dunno why Ugly people think they are Handsome .
Maybe the true Handsome people in NYP are learning from me to be really Humble and not Participating and Allowing Ugly people to have their Glory Moment.
I dont know if they know that their uglyness is beyond hope to cure And I really do hope they know it after this ridiculous competition .
Don't ask me why i never join la .
Imagine if I join .
I would crush those 30 over guys hope like how Sparta Crush Persia X 1000 .
Pride is very Important for a Guy .
How can I , Knowing that I will win , even if I use My armpit hair photo to go compete , go there and take free prizes ?
Its really unfair .
But the real unfair thing is if the guy got alot of friend on facebook and they like his photo he win liao lo .
But MsNyp . Got 1 or 2 really not bad , got my 5% .
It's an Enormous feat to reach 5% .I Congratulate you with the bottom of my Heart .
Okay , and I dream of something very Scary last last week .
I purposely remembered this scary dream so that i can share with everyone .
I know you guys must be thinking about How Brave and Couragous I am .
But it's really nothing to me , The Hunk in Shiny Armor , so save your Helpless Admirations for my Charm .
I dream of this ghost .
WHich I call Dumpling Ghost .
It's like Pontianak .
But more gentle .
And her skin is made of Dumpling . it got the Dumpling Shine and she is covered in Mud ( guess my HunkBrain censored for me ) .
I dunno why its so scary .
But she can transform into a Normal girl and she try to Touch people .
Whoever she touch she will die .
Then She want to Touch me sia .
I thougt My Hotness can Burn her away , But its a dream and my Hotness dunno why cannot Work .
Then I Run away .
Run Until I meet a CowBoy Wannabe .
He tell me to Chant something which has an effect of binding her in Chains .
Then I chant lo .
And it really happen .
But i was angry that she tries to touch me and I want her Dead .
So I ask the Cowboy how to kill her .
And he say ,
Must cut off her Nipples and Put them in a small white container then put soil and fertiliser and wait for a Plant to grow from her Nipple then she die .
And then I woke up .
And I realised it's quite funny .
But maybe its words from my HunkGod to tell me that its ok for girls to try and molest me all i have to do is tell her something she dont like and she will stop .
She will feel Hurt and Pain like her Nipple kenna chop off
But i will let time pass like how time makes the plant grow and she will be okay .
Marvelous . I feel that I'm the Master of Literature .
And Like Last month ,
I bought this BodyWash .
It was supose to be Lavender and Rosewood smell and soothing to the Body .
BUT
When I use it , It smells liek Soya bean and it dont feel soothing on my body at all .
Bloody Hell .
It feels like my Mucus sliding down my body
Stupid sia .
So everytime i go bathe , I will smell soya bean .
Wat if im hungry and i start to hallucinate ?
You know water can cast Mirage
What if I see the soap as some Selegie Soya Beancurd and I go eat ?
Then I Diahorea how . ( I won't Die cus im an ImmortalHunk , No Worries . Winkz* )
Still got alot of things happen to me but I shall not Write an Essay .
Next Time !
-GuoLun
3:47 AM
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
It's been so long since i last hit the Gym man .
And I'm missing the Gym alot.
I want to Hold teh Dumbbells in my arms and cuddle it tight .
I wan to Lick the Barbells and use it to do Pole Dance .
I wan to Chew the Ruber Weightsand swallow them .
Aiya dunno what am I saying . . . . cus I'm sad . . . .
Recently , I lost my Jacket . . .
It's Adidas and not only that , It has my Smell . . .
I wonder Who Stole it and Never return to me .
Bloody Bastard .
I knew one of my items would get stolen one day .
Cus anything That belongs to me can be easily Bidded at a Price of US$100000000000000000 on Ebay or Amazon .
And of cus , you can call me a Sinner .
Because My Unique Smell is So captivating an tempting that Anyone in the world would fall for it and eventaulyl steal it for their Own Personal Purposes and Pleasure .
Damn them .
I dunno who it might be cus it may be a Guy or a Girl .
Sian . .
Horny sia .
Steal my Jacket .
I think the person will smell the arm pit Part alot .
Cus I always put my deodorant there and it is Further Enhance with my Armpit Frangrance .
I'm so sian now .
It's one of my Dream Jacket .
And I lost it . . .
Or perhaps I Accidentally Burn it to Nothing without Knowing .
Oh ya ,
You guys might be thinking why as the Hottest Guy ever , I still need a Jacket .
Don't you know that Jacket Goes with the Flow of Hotness Coldness .
If the inside is cold then the outside is hot .
If the outside is hot then the inside is cold .
Get it ?
Which means , As I can't help it but ot be a Hot Hunk , The Jacket will Cool me down instead of Warming me up .
And it Will Warm Up my surrounding .
If you don't get it then you're Dumb .
I don't wanna insult anyone cus im a Holy Hunk .
I shall be a Vegetarian form today onwards .
Oh wait .
I can't .. .
Veggies Burn easily and I'm a Hot guy .
So i think I can't .
I shall be a Carnivore instead .
Raw meat touches me and it becomes BBQed .
Marvelous .
Okay , I shall be that .
Carnivorous Hunk .
I should try Human meat in Wasai and Coconut sauce toppled with some Roti Prata Ice cream and maybe Nasi Briyani .
I wonder if it taste nice anot .
Or it just taste liek ashes liek all the other food i've eatnen.
Look so ncie but when I put into my mouth It burn into Ashes
Ok time to slp . Nights
-GuoLun
8:27 AM
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Wooooooooooooooo
Looks like my Hunkarma Theory was correct .
Today was suppose to be a Big day .
I was suposse to hand in my homework and it's a very important work .
AND I OVERSLEPT .
HAHAHAHA .
If I never hand In I Die la .
Haha . But it turned out that the Lecturer got something on and never come .
they never Mark Attendace also ( hope they never see this .)
and the Due date was Postponed
HAHAHAHAHA
My Hunkkarma Theory goes like this ,
Whatever Bad somebody or something did to you , Is Whatever Good he/she or something is doing to you .
Vice Versa .
I bet normal Human liek you guys are Utterly confused .
So I shall explain this in the Most layman term i can think of .
Pardon me if it's still too Clever for you guys to understand .
It means ,
someone scold you , you feel bad . but its actually good to you , in the long run .
And
someone gives you all that you want , in the long run , you lose your vision and mission .
Of course , Feel free to also believe in what I am Believing .
But my Theory is the Opposite of the Human Version Karma .
The Human one is like , You do good and something good in any form will befall to you , Vice Versa .
I think It's like , LOL . HAHAHAHAH .
Go do good lo .
I think Everyone in this world have experience doing good and nth happens to you .
Or someone do bad to you and you say Karma will befall to him but nth happens .
Big Error in the Human Karma theory .
And I bet creating this Human Karma was supossed to be for Good and Peace .
BUT , All i see is people looking out for people doing bad things then sya Karma befall on you.
Cute sia .
If you do good to someone , You might be doing him Harm in another Form .
You might not be able to think of one since you're Human .
Okay , Enough of my karma story .
One of my lecturer says , Good news dont spread , Bad news spread faster than you can imagine .
But i personally think that , It's just the Human mind .
The desire to be at the top only allows them to remember and accept other people's failure .
But forgets and not accept other's Success .
It's exciting to hear people Fail , Because it's fun to laugh at that person inside you .
I believe that's what lies in most people's subconcious
Just recall .
If you're in a Sports team ,
You might be able to Recognise thsoe Pro people .
But ,
You will forget the scores of those who thrash you and remember the scores of thsoe whom you thrashed .
Maybe you forgot both cus you suck .
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And , I just think that , The Higher your social status is , including your wealth , The closer you are cuddled unto the Devil's Arm .
Who knows a Devil has convinced you to believe he is God .
