I'm bidden in my own chains and i cant free myself!!
The world has moved on with me in my wonderland .
I miss some stuff
And some stuff piss me off
of course there's so much to say . . .
it's been 6mths after my last year's Os
and i didn't fcking realise that .
It's not the time that flies fast .
Is what i gain during the time that made time seem to fly fast
I gain little things in 6mths
so , it's natural that i feel that time flies .
thinking back , it's the Mugging with friends that makes secondary school a secondary school
Midnight mac , midnite walk , dog session , waste money , blah blah
it's cool you know .
I rather live in my past now
The future is not as predictable as it seem
if everything always seem to go against your way , why not plan it going against your way?
ah fck la to much to say in this short thingy .
-GuoLun
The lighter it is , the longer for it to land .
7:24 AM
Saturday, April 25, 2009
fcking dog fckers.
i realised i have not been saying vulgarities for some fcking long time and i fcking miss the fcking word call fck
So now i'm gonna fck the world .
cb . don't you fckers fcking think that we should fcking say vulgarities like fck u ?
it breaks the fcking ice faster than any fcking noob ice breaking game .
imagine u say fck to a fcking stranger .
either u kanna whack like a fcker or you become fcking good fckers .
fck is like so fcking cool .
fck u dog .
everyday i hear the word fck .
fck here fck there
this shows the world is fcking friendly , full of fckers .
for fck's sake , if your fcking best friend in this fcking world never ever fcking say fck u in ur fcking face ,
ur fcking friend is not ur fcking good friend .
fck that .
I'm just fcking trying to be a fcking friendly guy by saying fck u.
ahh . ok , i'm not pissed , i just wanna say , fck u.
anyway , I'm fcked worst than a fcker that got fcked .
i have not fcking study for my fcking prelims and my fcking MT Olvl .
and i have been fcking basketballs for this few weeks and that fcking prelim week also got some fcking match that i fcking know we will be thrashed like fcking dogs .
omfg .
fck the world man .
and my fcking poly friends are like fcking poly?
and those fckers dare to tell me they are fcking bored in the fcking poly .
I am like 1000 fcking times more fcking bored than they fcking are .
fck it .
piss my fcking ass of the fcking chair .
and fck just fck it
fck fck fck .
i'm gonna fcking fail my prelims !!
fcking dickweeds !!
can any fckers fcking gimme the fcking answers .
lol.i fcking dunno what am i fcking bloggin
nvm it's fcking cool .
my mind is polluted by the word fck
fck u .
-GuoLun
10:14 AM
Saturday, April 18, 2009
OKOK .
I know you guys have been missing my posts
and are having obvious signs of MissFluenza .
MissFluenza means that -
-You are having constant nightmares of me brushing my teeth .
-You wear your socks by pulling it up your feet with two hands .
- You find yourself looking into the mirror before stepping out of the toilet .
-You don't wash your hands before you study .
-You just can't understand why you are always walking instead of running when running have 101 more benefits than walking .
-You want to be the director of ' pop the destroyer ' ( bob the builder ).
-You are viewing my blog even though you know you deserve some spanky spanky on your butt for not finishing dinner .
-I . . . am . . . hot . . .
Ahh . . .
I think it's time i shall reveal my true heroic self to cure this deadly pandemic . . .
. . . by bloggin'
cool uh .
I've been very tired nowadays and of course in the next few weeks due to blah blah .
so i'll be bloggin' when im free and not tired .
So , basketball was screwed and so is school .
That's all i can think of cus im tired now .
OH!
Catch this on youtube - Salad Fingers
It's kinda creepy. and of course coo l Totally reminds me of mong mong
Heres Ep2
-GuoLun
7:31 AM
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
-Mr.A
8:25 AM
Thursday, April 9, 2009
MooMooFluenza !
HOLY COW !!!
The cow that flies by spinning it's ear !
So holy , he does not even need to pray .
therefore , holy cow do produce yummy squirting milk .
Crunchy ,Soft milk that falls from the sky like bumblebee
So white like tissue from Mt. Everest's VIP toilet .
Creating earth's first milky way.
Together with lighting , it strucks you in a flash
- The MooMoofluenza !!
So severe , even guys produce milk !
Milk so delicious , even cows would die for it
For they know it increases their charm ,
But the charm of human cant be compared to a cow's
That's why guys cant produce milk and there's no Holy Cow
HOLY COW !!!!!!!!!!!!!
-GuoLun
8:41 AM
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
. . .
I think i am sick . .
No wait . .
You don't call that sick . .
It's Horny
NO , i mean desperate .
Yeah . People are desperate for me !
Some people just lack of IQ and EQ .
So , guess what ?
even if they get super duper good grades for their studies , they will eventually lose out to people who are cute
I mean high IQ and EQ people in the future .
IQ is your intelligent quotient - The measurement of intelligence .
EQ is your your ability , accessibility , capacity to control yours , others or a group's emotions .
Those people who call themselves 'EMOs' are a great example of people who lack EQ .
Only the ones with high EQ IQ are the ones that will strive out and surpass the human community not those that knows their maths .
What I'm trying to imply is . . .
Charm and being hot isn't part of that . . .
Neither it's a talent nor a gift . . .
It's . . .
. . . a secret . . .
a secret I'm going to share . . .
so , the secret is . . . .
. . . still a secret .
. . . too heavenly for human mind to understand .
The Phrase - Smokin' Hot ,
Is more than enough for you guys to know .
-GuoLun
8:37 AM
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
My days are getting shorter and shorter .
And i am going to pass away soon . . .
I just discovered i got HIV .
So , i am going to play my balls .
Match is going to start . and I predict confirm got something happen one .
E.G ( I grow another hand or hail storm during the match )
So, the teams are -
PayaLakers 19
PayaLakers 17 ( my team)
KaiXuan 19
Kaixuan 17
Whyenam
Tongwhye
DOS
RJC
Tagawa
OK guess what ?
My team is the lousiest amongst all the team . . . .
If we can win 3 or more match I can jump down from the canteen table .
BUT NEVERTHELESS ,
I am still proud to be in that team !
CUS MY TEAM IS THE SEXIEST AND CUTEST TEAM !!
Thanks to Ahem*
Yeah . . . you get it dont cha .
Days ahead are gonna be so damn tired . . . Even 10 Red Bulls per day is insufficient
-GuoLun
8:29 AM
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Oh my god .
I dunno y .
I find today so damn bored .
My stupid wound is hurting !!
And the greatest part is , I got no medication at home !! The plasters have finished !!
So i have to rely on my own cells to regenerate by itself.
And then , aahh . i slept like 3 times already .
and today is BORING me to death .
-GuoLun
4:25 AM
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Wa today ah got this stupid guy piss my ass off like one of a kind
So , i went to my Paya Lakers training .
Then blah blah all the crap then 5 on 5
That is the damned screwed part
There is this stupid nike guy who is like 150 years old come and bully me when i am only 16 .
The worst thing he tag team with another 1000 year old yellow guy and come and elbow me
I grab the rebound they charge at me like the maddest of the mad dogs then instead of grabbing the ball , they grab my head and strangle me .
WTF does my head look like a basketball?
Then they still have the cheek to ask me relax when i cant even breathe .
Then when i post the 150yrs old Nike guy , he keep on pulling my hand Which fragging tempt me to squeeze his balls .
Imagine you lean on him then he pull your hand to his birdie .
Irritating right and thats the best chance to grant him his wish of being a eunuch .
When i got the ball again they did the same thing - gang bang orgy .
then when i want to elbow them back they tag team again .
one push me the other pull me . Make me look like a ping pong ball.
I'm so pissed off .
how i wish i hid a knife in my shorts then i can secretly circumcise their nut bit by bit then chop it off and feed to piranhas .
And of course i was injured thanks to their hard work .
My whole left knee bleed and a portion of my right knee bleed too .
How i wish i was CAN in Hot Shot . so i can KILL them in the court .
Ah nvm . that's just basketball .
My match is coming up in the next 2 week . hopefully no one cause me trouble in school .
Especially Teachers .
-GuoLun
Better to bend than Break .
7:30 AM
Friday, April 3, 2009
I wanna midnight mac !!!
-GuoLun
6:28 AM
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Oh .
So my official tournament has started .
first match is against kai something .
And i heard they are gigolos with screwed underpants
They can fcuk their opponent inside out without them knowing . . .oh man . . . hows that . . . . I love it !
being thrashed and watch by the crowd FOC is really a shame .
it's like a curry puff that got mixed with ice cream . . . delicious . . .
that's why i thought of a heavenly plan .
Which is . . . Poison their water !!!
So when they tired then they drink they will get stomach ache and cant play
MUAHAHAHHA
So fcking smart . .
hmmm . .
but where do i get the poison . .
Is cyrus's home made barley special delux enough ?
nono too acidic . might melt their birdies if they spill . .
hmmm . .
i think this plan sux .
I must devise another . . .
Ah !!
I shall place my childhood limited edition tweety bird stuff toy to distract them !!!
Not only they will want it , they might even start an internal conflict because of my tweety bird !!!
Then they start killing each other and only left with one person which will get the prize of a tweety bird and he will cuddle it , sleep with it , bath eat talk . . . .
then war over !!
HAHAHAHA
great great . i didnt know i was such a genius . . .
