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Saturday, July 24, 2010



Hmmm ,

I've nvr had real Alchohol before , other than jolly shandy .

If you're Laughing , You're Dumb .

If you're Curious why , you're Smart .



Basically , only stupid people drink alchohol for nothing .

Wise people drink it to keep themselves warm .


As for me , I'm not stupid . Wise is only a quater correct .

I'm a Wise Hunk ( 50 % correct ) .



since I'm a Hunk which makes me Hot , Why the hell do I have to drink alchohol to make me Hot ?

And i think alchohol would cool me down instead because im too hot .


Stupid drink .

Reminds me of my Pee , When people drinks it , they feel warm .

It taste Bitter too right ?


HAHAHA ,

So people have been going to Clubs and then drink my pee then feel high .

No wonder some Coconuts can't take the heat and Puke .


But the Real Question is , How the Hell do they collect my Pee sia .

Do you all know that when I Pee , When it comes out of my Little Pheonix , It evaporate right away ?


Hmmm ,

I seriously think that those alchohol are Fake .

You guys are not Paying for my Pee to Drink sia .



You guys are paying for Man-Made Hunk's Pee to drink .

I guess the whole bottle is Artificial Pee ?

Who knows you have been drinking Cow's pee , Pig's pee , Chicken Pee or even Some Human's one who thinks their Pee is like mine .


Sad , you guys should Quit Drinking !

That's my Opinoin . It's Wise and Graceful .


Quit it man .

Drinking is bad .

You can't drive because you're a human , Unless you are me , I use the power of heat to generate a Hot Air Balloon .

So , i can go anywhere i Like .


Normal Hot Air Balloons needs a flame , But My one only need me to stand there , no flames Required .



If you have read the News , you must have know that China got a UFO hovering around .

That is Me in my Hot Air Ballon , Dumb .

Making a Big Fuss over it is stupid .





Anyway , I'm feeling realy Blessed . ( I mean it ) .

Just wanna Thank people around me and whatever that made me Blessed feel so Lucky .

Thank You !




1:06 AM

Monday, July 12, 2010


It's been 10 days since i last blogged

I've got nth to do this few days .

And it's been so long since i played at the sacred flower fruit mountain .


I'm not the monkey god , I'm the Hunk .


It's like 3 weeks ?

3 weeks since i last touched some balls and sweat with each other .

Banging each other, touching each other , then go topless .

and then look at each other body .


Although i know deep down that they are resisting at the most hardcore level to refrain from touching my body ,

But i still cant help but to go topless too .





Sian la .

All i can say is I'm very bored .

Most of the time , Im like doing retarded things .

I dunno why ! .

I need some Boomz and Shingz .

6:51 AM

Tuesday, July 6, 2010




Wa Piang .

I really hate those kind of people that press the ' up ' Button for the Lift when they want to go down .

Not in school , but in my House Block .


It's Hardcore Irritating .

When I am getting home Happily and not Expecting to receive any form of disturbance in the lift while I'm halfway up ,

And Suddenly BOOM .

The Lift Friggin Stop and The Door Opens and I see some Dumb face that Look at me Like I'm the Lift Attendant .

I'M THE HUNK FOR GOODNESS SAKE




Oh , I know .

Maybe they Stalk me and press the Lift to catch a Glimpse of me ?


Even for a few seconds is like a Few centuries for them .

That explains their Dumb faces .

It looks like Edward Cullen Staring at Bella the First time they meet .

Want act Cool but become Kayu .




I Honestly hate this kind of people .

If you purposely , It will Get on My nerve And I might Attempt to Kill you .


If you Accidentally ,

THAT'S WORST .

Why The Hell Can't You Use a LIFT Properly ?


There are Only Two Damn Buttons and you Don't know how to Aim Isit ?

The Button is like 5 times Bigger than your Finger and you Miss ?

Stupid sia .


Go Play BlackShot la .

And I Think after 1 Year you will still be Stuck in the Begginers Channel .





Don't need to remind me that this is a Public Lift and I shouldn't complaint about such things .

YOU , If you were me , You will Feel IT .

The Feeling of Accomplishment Reaching Home and The Thought of my To-Do-List .

ALL BURST .


My thought of my Beloved Wife and Wonderful Bed like Poof , and Infront of The Mighty Hunk is YOU .

Walan .

Aku Tak Boleh Tahan .



Shan't continue talking about stupid people .







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