today was that stupid day to unleash our potential as beggars.
I did some reflection . . .
and i feel this event is indeed a very important and crucial learning point of our life . . .
In this event we can learn more about begging and then find more ways to beg. So, when we fail our O lvls and cant go anywhere , we still have a successful path to go !
we can anyhow sing song or act blind and go beg for money . cfm got some dumb ppl act generous and give like $5 .
Imagine if half of Singapore ppl are dumb blondes and that takes about 2mil ppl. then only 0.001% visit you every day which is 20ppl and they pay $5 each . that makes $100 per day and $3000 per month just by acting blind or anyhow sing .
So, the world is stupid. Blondes are not needed.
Anyway ,Today was so tough . . . . I even got sun burned while doing the drive . . . And i only got 70 cents total . . .
This shows my begging skills sux . . .
But i still rmb who donated
see
I so hard working .
So ,
1st prize goews to my ex -Kelvin kwan !!($0.10) 2nd is another gay called JonKhoo!!($0.10) 3rd is Mun!!($0.20) and 4th is Fahmi and he donated the most !!!!!! ($0.30)
I wanted to donate . . but i scared i donate too much and trash the other beggars so , i nvr donate . I'm just being considerate.
So, how i met them was . . .
I went to play soccer with them during the collection!!!! and thats how i got burned.
-GuoLun
5:48 AM
Friday, February 27, 2009
I'm like a tired kukubird
can fly one
7:38 AM
I'm like a tired kukubird
can fly one
7:38 AM
Thursday, February 26, 2009
OK . . .
As you all know , i am decent and innocent.
And i got trauma for dinosaurs. . . .
Went to science centre the other day. and saw a dinosaur . . .
i think it's real cause it said that i am hot .
So i was shocked . And i am the victim of that stupid dinosaur.
luckily , tada !!
The biggest villain terminator ever came to my rescue !!!
and i was like peter parker shooting for heros on sight!!
thanks to my skillful hands i manage to snap one of the most fantastic shots ever in history
I snapped the greatest hero ever rescuing the innocent little guy that is helpless
Now , Presenting ,
THE IVANATOR2009 !!!!! (oink oink oink)
and then the dino was so scared, !!!!
Thanks IVANATOR !!!
You saved me from being eaten by the dinosaur !!!
Just a joke ^^
keep it a secret from him . hahahahaha
-GuoLun
2:43 AM
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Wow
I like the st. Andrew vision. -once a saint always a saint
vice versa, -Once a tard always a tard.
some flea bombastic that cant stop laughing . . .
disgrace me
nvm....
forgiving as ever
Saw Eve Mo today. And wtfck
she call me wei lun.
which is so not my name .
is like totally a big difference since when my name is wei lun.
it's like calling ardi as abardi or heede as donkey
can you call something closer like yalun as guolun?
cant u see the similarity. got the lun right.
anyway ,
goreng pondans are invading my blog. they send reinforcements called goreng kentut maccum goreng berra ice blended
aku tak tau why the hell are they doing that. imagine kau's blog invaded .
nantot.
nara
-GuoLun
it seems that two arms is forever longer than one
4:56 AM
Sunday, February 22, 2009
OMG
I must be a frog in the well . . .
I spend too much time in my room and i just realised my neighbor shifted house and new neighbor came !!!
LOL
Shit . . .
I will miss them . .
My old neighbor was my violin teacher when i was pri3 Although now i forgot everything about that And it's quite gay for a tall guy to play a violin
NOW
my neighbor is A Philippino family !!!
OMG
When i walk out of my house they keep staring at me !!!
make me so scared
Imagine u alone then like 7 Philippino stare at you and keep quiet
I know ppl over here very hot. but no need like that . Ppl will shy one .
and my house is so fcking messy like pig sty and if they say want come my house = DIE
ltr they thought singaporean anti social one. Btw i thought Philippino super rich one.
why live in hdb . lol
Nvm i forgive them . Maybe is i too hot then they shift here just to see me ? mmm
High possiblility . . .
.
-GuoLun
4:58 AM
Saturday, February 21, 2009
LOL
today was a weird day.
I went to gym with Winely.
I like so ling nvr go gym alr.
and we walk to the gym as usual .
And the most weird part is we saw a komodo dragon i think
I was super huge . i zoom in fully alr.
I think about the length of my arms without my body.
Cus Winely live near kampong area . and we decided to walk from her house then pass by this grass patch .
I think it was looking at us.
cus i was trying to take its picture
the tail was moving here n there Lucky we were far away If nearer i think the komodo dragon will kill us.
And Winely was screaming like a gay.
After sweating tgt with her for like 1.5hrs i went to eat
and that stupid gay didnt eat cus she said she had eaten at home.
OK!
tommorow .. .
I think i gonna catch a movie with Winely(again) , Wee Wee , and maybe YZ and Kee Teck then maybe play L4D cus that gay said its fun.
Hopefully they can go out.
If not like last time me n Wee Wee like gays in cinema
And i realised PANDA are just as cute as me !!
so , must support the panda thingy . dunno wat but is stop them from dying one
here are some video.
And look at the baby panda
-GuoLun
3:39 AM
Friday, February 20, 2009
Oh my . .
I didnt know my post could turn things out like this. My blog is now like the root of mayhem I think it might even end my life through 3rd party program
I didnt even ever imagine certain people would actually view my blog. So of course , i wasnt prepared to entertain you guys with my jokes.
Well , how would i know if you would be offended after seeing what i wrote. Thats my character you know . But i am so certain that people whom i told them about my blog definitely won't
Basically , i am stupid that's why i retain . So pardon me if i accidentally offend anyone
Anyway , I'm not looking down on anybody . It's you guys that should look down on me in fact not the other way round
I'm feeling so guilty now omg. Did I like make so many people angry. Sorry Sorry ^^
Give you hunks and beauties a kiss if you are still mad ok?
-GuoLun
He who knows nothing , doubts nothing
5:46 AM
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wa shiok.
Today i replayed basketball.
lol
it's been so long .
i think got 500 days since i last step into the court.
incase some of you dunno wats a basketball , it looks like this
K now you know.
iwa s so happy cus i thought i lost my strength!!
and i manage to PULL THE RIM again.!!
although not as perfect as last time.
Now i think i am addicted back to basketball .lol
thanks to some stick insect .
wait.
i take back my words .
incase . . you know.
And i wasnt in proper attire thanks to some fillet o fish not telling me they are playing today.
which cause me to lose like 1 litre of blood on my toe.
can donate one you know....
But i think is retribution . . . cus i laugh at my sister pai kah .
lol.
aiya.
i'm sleepy
Anyway i think this idiom was right after all
A whisper of a handsome man can be heard louder than a lion's roar
Not saying i am handsome.
I shall be humble from now .
-GuoLun
6:59 AM
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
OK !!
today is one of my happiest day!!!
cus my sister sprained her leg in one of the dumbess way u can think!!
hahahahha
......
i'm so bored...
HAH!
i shall create another game !!
A game that is so fun and all people NOT BLIND can play!!!
NOW,
This game is as simple as the last time one.
And it's called Spot-The-Similarity!!!
I shall show you 2 pictures.
And YOU tell me what's Similar!!
Easy right?? Dont get so excited please . . . it's gonna start .
ready?
3 2 1
GO!!!
Anyway ,feel free to take as long as you want
OK!
Looks like YOU have got the answer !
So what isit?
YES!!!
YOU got it correct again!!!
The answer is the TEXTURE of my SKIN and the EGGSHELL are the SAME!!!
Not bad ah
or isit my game too simple??
....
OK nvm . .
so , if you miss me and wanna touch my face, Go to your refrigerator and touch the egg!!!
It's the same really!!
-GuoLun
3:21 AM
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
OK.
My blog is at risk.
I might change my URL anytime.
due to some people jealous of my pimple free face.
I didnt know some TEACHERS and STUDENTS like to blog HUNT
which now makes me feel so insecure
I just wanna thank god for giving me such a wonderful skin . It's like i save so much time and resource.
1st , i dun have to spend money on facial wash 2nd, i dun have to use facial wash to wash my face in the morning and night .
which i think i save a few thousand dollar and dunno how many years of my life.
Anyway , sorry for making some people hate me
Don't click on the Mr.MILF link if u hadn't cus it's porn.
And i hate porn .
-GuoLun
5:47 AM
Monday, February 16, 2009
LOL this is like fcking funny . LOL
I didn't know lizard research could be so fun
5:08 AM
While i was searching for wat lizards are afraid i come across this funny vid .
LOL
the last one most funny.
5:06 AM
Today was a boring day.
Anyway, does anybody know about this
Are lizards afraid of eggshells??
I wanna know cus i gonna make eggshells for my dnt if lizards are afraid.
3) DIY lizard trap that people buy most are the sticky type. they are cruel as it let the lizard stuck there and die of hunger. when they die, other pest come and feed on the carcass which means it invites more pest rather than stop lizards. And factories that produce these ting usually pollutes the air heavily . Thanks to me , it can come to an end.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT
4)Eggshells reminds me of my skin !!!
Anyway ,
I'm gonna say abt something.
luckily I in Mr.Wimal WOODward AMARASURIYA class. Nice name he got just like mine - Aaron.
If i in Hairy Elbow class , i definitely cant get this idea.(mainly cus he suck)
Mr.Choo is going too fast and it's like deforesting a nursery. U are about to get an idea , but he lead u another way.
then he push you so fast in the end u get lots of research but nth come out. then he say u suck but it's the other way round.
so , ardi n heede. i'm so sad for u . . . i shed a tear for u guys . . .
IN conclusion , That hairy elbow sux if compared to Amarasuriya.
HE suck like cyrus's flat nose in rotten concentrated salted wasabi and stir fried for 49days with 100kg Macdonald's pickles with mayonnaise and 100kg KFC's Whipp Potato mixed with chilli and pepsi (after ice blending) and my 3yr old Pi Sai if compared to ME .
-GuoLun
4:28 AM
Sunday, February 15, 2009
OK.
I went to heede hse today.
cus i thought i need to print smth.
but i nvr. and that gay was playing MacQuest.
which he say is fun i think is stupid(just like him)
N he made me drink his 'Nescafe Coke'
N it taste like his shit
One look you know is poisonous n he say it's nice.
OK nvm i am forgiving.
Then Ardi took my phone n snap me when i was looking at heede playing macquest.
and i accidentally touch my there.
i find the picture so cool thats y i post.
I think i talented model.
He was trying to snap another one.
luckily i was clever n caught him .
hmm..
i intended to keep this a secret.
but let me share my joy with you.
my joy = you no nid grow pimple for 1 day.
k.
happy right.
This is my new blade -
Nice right So cool and seductive.
JUST like me oni that i am better
And when i wear it...
My height is like double of Ezra
OK.
I oni learn how to roller blade for 1hr.
And i shall show u how pro i become.
It's like i am gifted.
Pro right.
hahaha
N
No one taught me ok.
faster tag me say i pro.
-GuoLun
5:17 AM
Saturday, February 14, 2009
OK!
Lets play Spot-The-Pimple!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
ow .. . .
YOU just cant find any! So sad . . .
Nvm let's play another game !
-
Now lets play Spot-A-Hunk !
~ONE
yes!!!
YOU got it right.
there's a super hunky hunk in blue up there !!!
-GuoLun
10:13 PM
Friday, February 13, 2009
Ha
today quite fun.
celebrated 2 birthday
Jason one is most funny . Lol
he got whacked on the face by his own cake . lol
the culprit is definitely not me , cus i am so decent and innocent.
and luky milton told me that he going to slam the cake , if not i also kanna cus i stand near him. lol
ok so 2nd bday . is my beloved zul's wife
happy to see my class again.
then eat steamboat.
then talk n talk.
n daniel taught us a new water drinking game.
lol
very fun.
but . . . i feel totaly left out ....
everyone there was like .. . .
they like just left me totaly
everybody all people who were present . . .
I didnt have wat they got . ..
not even half . . . .
they all got . . . got....
all got pimples . .. . .
except me . . .
i feel like crying . . .
but i control . .
u know how tough it is to act.
anyway,
the ghost show was like make me dun feel good.
cus is like revenge one .
although i find the girl ghost damn cool.
the skin was like white then got purple vein then her hair around her face then got blood come out at her eyes.
aiya . dunno how to describe la.
it just cool
HOPE theres more class thingy. like this.
cus i will miss everyone. as my current class suc to the core.
i wan to like stay in contact and then more free cake to eat. lol
Happy.
- GuoLun
9:04 AM
Thursday, February 12, 2009
I was inspired even more by this little girl. her name is xinyu
which reminds me of a jay chow song.
she skate like a pro.
and she is so cute.
Although she like talk to her balls for one third of the video. but she still ROCKS !!!!
i find it so cool lol.
this is called
salmon skating...
i mean slalom skate..
haha..
ha ....
ok.
i m gonna buy a skate . lol
from my mom shop !
which i think can find good one . LOL
but i scared she dun allow.
so i thought of a wonderful plan.
which is go on her off day !!!
hahaha see i so clever.
lol
ok.
-GuoLun
4:42 AM
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
walao.
I am super angry.
i hate my father.
he sux more than my sister.
i already dont care him like a stranger and he still cause trouble for me.
wtf man
all his life only know how to make me angry.
see his face i straight away no mood.
cb .
act dumb all day.
then act pity
then infront of me always say he is the best father.
ya my foot.
i dun wan to talk to him
i dun wan to see his face
i love it when u leave me alone.
but u keep bugging me like a virus.
..
i dun talk to u , u come n find fault.
u deserve wat u are now.
worst than a pile of shit
i really hate you.
if not for the pocket money i already peel of your finger nails and fry your fck up face,
when i grow up and have an income.
dont even think you can hear a fck off from me.
i dont even wan a connection between u n me.
yeah its a fact you are part of my life.
but u know wat?
youre the smallest tiniest part which i cant even recall.
i build myself up. WITHOUT your help.
you only gave me necessities
which anyone willing could.
junk
dont even know where you stand.
old fagot
fck out of my life
3:56 AM
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
i hate lizards now.
lol.
it took me 2hrs to draw a crap lizard
which i think look like shit
like your shit
it look small right.
but i drew it on a A3.
it's crap.
it was suppose to be this
and then i drew it that . lol.
anyway drawing on an a3 is really tough .
it like vomiting blood but stuck half way...
and that shall be my 'sketch' for dnt.
that took me 2hrs.
i hate lizards.
luckily my idea is to kill lizards one .
HAHAH
k good.
bye
-GuoLun
4:48 AM
Hehe .
haha
ok.
SSAU = school sux as usual.
k.
so , SSAU
anyway. i think this is best for me.
it's like . lol.
95% of ppl i know plays soccer which i hate.
so i'm left with basketball friends.
so i think i shall finally settle down and start alr.
anyway . my dnt
i think i gonna rock it with my talented hands
i just drew a bacteria called salmonella .
gonna do more research in it.
- here .
it looks disgusting right.
actually it dont.
i added the tentacles myself . LOL
to make it look disgusting so ppl will wan to get rid of it.
haha clever right.
and it look so natural.
talent talent..
and my theme is tidiness.
and i thought of making lizard trap .
dun laugh.
DUN LAUGH at wat i am going to post cus it's serious.
u think no link? so lemme tell u.
when ur kitchen untidy will dirty right then will attract lizard.
hahaha
see.
hehe.
anyway. of cus im not gonna joke anymore.
i researched into a more valuable answer which i am not gonna type in case some pandan cake steal it. eg-sec4EXP r tards like Ardi
's friend
ok . i gonna draw a lizrd. then i shall post it when i draw finish . should take me like 3hrs. lol.
i'm gonna make it so hot that female lizrd is gonna attractr to my art. lol.
-GuoLun
2:49 AM
Sunday, February 8, 2009
i wan to blog again cus i am so bored.
ok.
i ate mac n i m sleepy now
i ate 2 mcchicken and fries n green tea.
and im so full nw
i feel like sleeping.
well i think i am suffering from some face disease .
cus it's like i dun grow pimples which is wierd. now i'm afraid the government go capture me n do experiment on me . . . die . . .
sian.
how?? i wonder wat will they do to me.
like chop off my head n open my skin
. . .
sad....
nvm.. i'm just contributing to my country . . .
ok.
so tmr is the shit day of school .
which i hate .
cus it's schooling day
i hope tmr got smth happen . to make my day not boring.
and hope rd n hd dun ask me do stupid things which they always do
.
now i wan to eat HM birthday cake . lol
i hungry again LOL
i think my stomach got disease also . lol
hmmm
i think i will miss alot of things.
anway
going to school now is like part time prison.
and my offence is fail o level.
. . .. . .
ok bye i'm gonna blank stare
-GuoLun
6:04 AM
Saturday, February 7, 2009
OK.
ytd was fun.
sorta
went to hougang mall to claim my youth. so , i'm still using student fare . hahaha
then went to city hall . to meet zul n ardi with mun
well , they were going to see guitars . and i wasnt really interested so i went out with them reluctantly.
so they see n see then i think they saw some nice guitars
and then i was bored so i went to see picks. and i saw a nice one and i bought it . lol for nth . it cost me 100
cents
which look not as hot as me-
ok. then their gay hormones started to react and ardi was touching me n mun's butt including chest.
i feel totaly molested. in public . . .
although mun was forgiving and dun mind ardi's molesting attempts but i was angered.
so i molested him back. lol.
ok . so they were choosing smth at bugis
then me n rd went to a watch shop and ardi saw a nice watch which i think could increase my hotness.
and the lady that sell them looks like a phillipino mixed chinese. until i realise she could speak mandarin.
i was a little shocked.
and the watch cost $369
the most expensive watch i bought. come to think of it , all my watch are bought in bugis lol.
ok.
the brand is Verve essentric. which reminds me of some gay song. made in ITALY and wtr resistant
and it looks like this-
I know I know , nice right.
it will only look nicer on my hand.
Anyway , i used my hotness and charmed the three girls.
and the gave me their numbers.
i mean a 6 mth warranty.
OK , i shall not be humble.
as usual , i was being stalked by parrapazis
and i think they snapped like few million dollar worth of my pictures,
but nvm i am forgiving.
-AaronLun
10:42 PM
Friday, February 6, 2009
I was on the bus and saw some phrase thingy which i wanna share.
cus it's like cool and real.
-To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failing .
Although infront and behind still got more thing but they are craps to me
k.
I am suddenly strucked by something i saw on the bus too.
i saw some guy in uniform roller blading back home.
super cool man.
so now, i want to learn how to roller blade.
so i can do that to school !!
haha!!
cool right !!!
-AarLun
12:35 AM
Thursday, February 5, 2009
LOL
i want to post again.
cus i saw this stupid picture . LOLOL
so funny
it made me laugh like a gay
LOL
and that s the tard called ezra .LOLOL
-Aaron
5:25 AM
Ha
dont feel like posting actually cus of my hot and sexy pictures in my previous post. snatch it if you want cus it worth alot.
ok. so , school sux as usual .
now i think i am really alone alr
so sad man.
it's like . things change
i know things change . but is god over doing it.
ah nvm.
i shan't blame god.
it will be the same if i enter college too right?
so since i am now experienced , i shall giv those ppl who succed in going college an advice.
Hang ard with your friends now. if not , there's really no more chance alrIt's a start for schooling , but an end for the relationship with your friends.
although u might think like still got time la. o watever watever. but i can roughly see the future which is you will spend more time to the new mates you met.
ok shall not be naggy. i dont have the genes of my mom.
my sister sux.
she look so ugly and she got no pimple. fck and she is fat like pig.
and she is tan and tall
and she keep thinking that she is chio.
it's just like tracy.
damn . . .
i dun wan talk to her so i shall not say anything to her.
ok.
so, i've got a Millinea Institute badge . yea !!
so it looks like this and now i can act like i go into MI !!
hahaha thanks to mun who gave it to me ! cool right
i'm gonna pin it on my bag . ^^
-GuoLun
4:27 AM
Monday, February 2, 2009
omg.
did god forgot to write my life this year ?
why isit so boring.
i feel like i became a reject.
nvm.
i shall endure until the self study part.
then we shall study together . again.
hopefully 'things' dont pop out.
and hopefully. i can rest.
and . . . . i hate it when my friends are in other class and i cant joke.
the feeling so irritating.
i got no motivation to go school.
my only motivation is cup walker's peppermint green tea with pearl and HALLS cool mint.
and then maybe some sort of teaser.
aiya.
hmmm
i shall post some of my super cute pictures which can be sold for few thousand. cus they are limited edition. with a hottie inside.
This is me on the left showing off my natural cuteness natural charm and natural seduction and with my cute little twist , it makes the models(left one) in the picture stand out and look totally professional and on the right is a gay acting cool.
And here , is me , on a solo. my wink is so stunning. like the broad day light having lighting storm this picture scores 10/10 thanks to the smile which people want to see more.
and then the dino was so scared, !!!!
I know I know , nice right.
