Wednesday, March 31, 2010
I know I might be intimidating at times .
And if the reason is me being tall or bigger than you , you should just pass away .
The true Reason of the intimidation can Only be me being too Handsome .
That's the only acceptable reason for you to be afraid of me .
I'm so Hot , That you are so Paranoid that I might Just Burn you into Tiny Crisp .
Or I am So Stunning that I Might Stun you into becoming a Vegetable for Life .
If you are like what I've Just Describe ,
Unfortunately ,
I think you are Suffering from HunkPhobia .
It's a Phobia that whenever you see Me ,
you Tremble in Fear like you've seen nothing so Good Looking in your Life .
The reason is of course , I am too Charming .
Well , Since I'm the Problem , I Naturally cum With an Answer .
Hmmm . .
You can wear Sunglasses and try to protect your eyes from the Bright Aura I emit ,
Wear Fire Proof Jacket and If possible , A Helmet Might do the Trick of Protecting your Hair .
You can also wear Jeans made of Ice Packs or Stick a Dry Ice on your Forehead to prevent Overheat .
But change those Ice every Half a Second or you Might Die of Boiling yourself up .
There are Countless ways to Prevent yourself from Dying due to me Being too Handsome .
But all the Prevention are just my Assumptions .
I don't Really know how to Counter Such a Handsome Guy Because I'm the Only One .
You Might Die even if you Wear all those .
Facts are Facts , There's a Reason why people die everyday from Overheating .
I'm Just too Hot for you people to Handle .
Don't try to Rape me Even if you are a Guy .
Don't say I never Warn you before But you Might Just Get yourself Barbecued Even before Laying your Hands On My Little Phoenix .
Don't ask me why I'm so Charismatic and Charming .
It's because I'm a Hunk .
HUNK .
Don't play a Fool with me , for I am The Mighty Hunk .
-GuoLun
9:03 AM
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Haiyo . .
I know that there are Good People out there that Sincerely want to change People that are Walking the Wrong Path .
As a Hunk ,
All I can say is , Give it up .
It's Already a Miracle that you , as a Human , Knows and Continues to walk on the Right Path .
Did you actually think that most Smokers will admit smoking is bad ?
Which Bad people would actually think what he does is Bad ?
Or rather , Which Thief would Admit he is one ?
In the Layman's term , Stupid people do Stupid things .
You as a Human should try not to think that you can change Another Human .
Afterall ,
No other Human see another Human with such Greatness that he possess the Capability of changing another human 180 Degrees .
You have an above average EQ if you somehow manage to Understand that .
If you think a Bad person is feeling bad about himself , He would naturally want to change right away .
If you want to do something Wholeheartedly , You will find a Thousand Reasons to Accomplish it .
But , If you Don't want to do something , You will find a Million Excuses to Avoid it .
Trust me .
And Admit it , This is how pathetic 90% of the Human Species is .
So , Just trust your Heart and Follow it .
That , I think is the Greatest and Most Calm thing a Human can do when Lost .
People can only give you advice , But it is you Who Choose .
Don't Ever Ever blame People around you when you Fall or Fail in Life .
You Might Just actually cut away the Bungee String that was about to make you Soar .
-GuoLun
6:51 AM
Friday, March 26, 2010
In order to be Stronger , You have to First admit you are Weak .
That's the Very First Step I could Think of , Logically .
But Not many people I know can Do that .
Either they Think they are Hopelessly Weak or Hopelessly Strong .
I can't really think of a Second step .
Because I'm already Strong in my Heart Without the need of Doing anything .
Ever Since I see people Complaining and Joining Redundant Groups on FaceBook ,
I came to Realise I am Indeed Far Superior than many People .
I don't Grumble about Life , The Only Think I Grumble about is ,
Why am I a Hunk ?
It's Because the Advantages Outweigh the Disadvantage By such an Enormous Gap ,
That the need to 'Downgrade' Myself is Prioritised First .
Sometimes , Being far too Superior is Really Irritating .
Hmm . . Let me Give you Some Human Example .
Let's say ,
You're the only Human Left and You're Communicating with animals like Rodents and Fishes .
How the Hell are you Gonna Let them Understand You ?
The Animals Don't Even Realise you are Superior than them .
So much so , It Became Natural for me to Treat you guys very gently .
You humans think about Doing the Impossible when you Yourself can't Accomplish Much .
Just think about how many times you tried to do a Possible thing and Failed , Then said It's Impossible in your Situation ?
You're making a Mockery out of Yourself .
You are My Joke !
And I'm enjoying it alot.
And ah , One more thing ,
No matter how Hard , how Devoted , How Long you Pray to your Beloved God ,
Please Keep in Mind that You are Still a Human .
That Doesn't Give you Divine powers or Supernatural Strengths and Abilities .
You still have to Eat , Sleep and All .
You've Gotta be Independent Sometimes .
-GuoLun
3:41 AM
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
I'm in a Bad Mood Today .
If you Play the Game Well , You might have the Chance to Win .
But ,
If you are being Played by the Game , You Lose .
It's Just a Question on your own Stupidity and Ego .
Do you Complaint ?
Do you always Find yourself Wishing or Dreaming or Praying for Something to Happen ?
If Yes , You Lose .
It's more than Knowing how to handle Situations or Out Smarting Things .
If you are given a Task to Find a Needle in the Pacific Ocean with a Time Limit of 100 Years and 3 Million Dollars ,
What would you do ?
Are you Stupid enough to think It's Impossible or Trying to Accomplish it Alone ?
Winners Win because they deserve to Win , They have Paid their Dues .
One way to Win is To Seek Help from the Correct People .
and use your Resources Wisely .
Get the Correct Information and use Technology .
A Rule of Thumb , One can Never be Successful all by Himself .
All these I've typed Applies to Humans .
Humans Who wanna Play Game .
If up til now you Don't know What I'm Conveying ,
This Just show how Pathetic you can be and you should Just Close this Page and Die.
Don't try to be Disgusting and Act Like you Know .
As for me ,
I Don't Play the Game , But I always Win .
I am Game .
As I grew Older , I came to Realise I am The Mightiest .
Not in Terms Of Manhood nor Brains .
But in Terms Of Beauty .
I am Like the Game Master Of Beauty .
If you People Think you have The Slightest Bit of Good Looks ,
Beg your Brains to Think Hard Again , Puny .
I can Easily Eliminate you from the Beautiful World .
It's Okay If you think You are the Most Gorgeous among the Ugly People
Because that's the Only Category You can Be on Competition with .
There's No such thing as me Bragging when I Talk about my Own Beauty .
Because I'm Everything there is to Beauty .
I'm not Trying to Be Funny ,
It's Just that , Humans only Have Human Eyes
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder , This is the Description of Human Eyes .
I Pity you , But If you somehow Manage to Go through some Evolution of a Millennium ,
Perhaps You Might be Able to Tell How Magnificent and Beautiful I am .
Don't Fret if you can't see the Beauty in Me , For I am Superior .
It's Like you Being Unable to See Your God ;
You can't see My Level of Beauty .
I forgive you , Tiny .
-GuoLun
9:35 AM
Friday, March 19, 2010
Oh dear . . . .
I checked my course mates for my Course and guess what ?
All strangers !!
I'm starting to Panic now . . . . .
There's like so many " what if's " popping out in my head
Like ,
What if they think I am Alien (although I am and my Species is Hunk )
What if they try to Violate me .
What if I become a Target of some Retard
What if I become Naughty
Oh man . . .
I need the Strength to carry on . . . .
I need the Remedy
I need a Kiss from the Chosen one .
Anyway ,
Are Females very interested in Design ?
Why is my Course Filled with Females .
Shouldn't they go to Nursing or some Business course .
I thought Girls like those more .
the ratio is like 3 girls to 2 guys .
I was expecting 7 guys to 3 girls .
Or is the answer Me ?
But it's okay .
Girls are more fun than Guys .
And I bet More than Half of the Guys in my course would play some stupid Online games
The worst case scenario is Male Gangster Play Audition
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND
like 90% of them Look at Girls then talk about the Super Ugly and Good Looking ones .
Unlike me ,
Whom People Talk about and Admire .
And I refrain From Online games Already .
I've not touched them since the O levels .
Now I can Call them Dumb .
HAHAHAHAHA
But sian . . .
If they talk to me About Games what do I answer ah .
I am a Hunk and Hunk do not do Meaningless stuffs ?
The Worst thing is they dare me to take a Girl's number .
This Action is way too Pathetic .
I think I would Tell them I am Gay .
Is People Ask me for my Number not the Other way round .
But nvm .
I am Charismatic enough to change people .
I shall turn them into Good Boys .
And they shall Thank me By Being My Human Servant Eternally .
I can't wait for Poly to start .
It's So thrilling that I know something Might Crop up in the Orientation and I get Embarrassed .
HAHAHAHAHAHA
If you think I sound like a Pervert , you are WRONG
It's because , that is just a Test of my Charm .
To see what extent are Humans Able to Resist my charm .
Normally , For Normal Humans ,
When I fall , A Flock of them would Gather to help me up .
Hmmmm . . . I wonder about Teenagers . . .
Do they Purely want to Help me up ?
Or they Want to Touch me ?
Or they try to Rape me .
. . .
I wonder . . .
-GuoLun
9:03 AM
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Okay ,
This is Really Important !
Does anyone have the Song - Let's Just Fall in Love Again By Jason Castro ?
I can't seem to download a MP3 Version .
Bloody Hell .
Kindly sent it to me Please . Through MSN .
I think Jason Castro Quite Handsome .
His Smile is rather Stunning , Not as Stunning as Mine Though .
But His Kind is see long will get Bored one .
Mine Is Totally Different .
See once , You want to See it Forever .
I know We Can't Compare Each Other , I am Out of His Puny League .
And !
Justin BBer .
His Voice Nice , Cus It Sounds like Girl .
I've Told You Before , Gays Are the Mightiest Humans !!!!!
That's Why He Is Quite Popular .
When He Becomes a Real Man , He is Out .
But His Face ah .
Cannot Make it la.
Actually I think Some Of his Songs Are Okay Until I saw His Face .
Looks Are Important .
Why They Never Put my Face.
He look like some Underage Forced Laborer
Most Of The Pictures Are like Forced Smile or No Smile .
So Young Go Work , His Parents Owe Alot of Money Isit .
But I'm Glad that Out of 10 people I ask , 10000 of them say He Sucks
HAHAHAHAHAHA .
Not Worth My Time Typing .
You know the Drama 就想賴著妳
The Song Like Very Nice to Listen To Lei .
Jerry Yan and Ella .
And I realised , Actually Ella Is Kinda Gorgeous in Her Own Ways .
Absolute Female Adorable Charm .
Pretty Charismatic in that Show .
And I think She Is the Best Singer in SHE .
Without Her Deep Voice Those Two Other Gundu Also Useless .
Pretty But No Quality .
Ella Is Really Great .
And I realised Jerry Yan's Eye one High one Low .
HAHAHAHAHAHA .
His Mouth Also Slanted
HAHAHAHAHAHA
But He is Quite The Looker .
His Voice Can Reach People Hearts Easily
But Again ,
He can't be compared to me , I am Out of His League
Send Me that Song !
-GuoLun
9:36 AM
Friday, March 12, 2010
Being very Tall , I am Often Asked if It's Hard to get a Girlfriend .
Yes it Is , It's Pretty Obvious right ?
It is Very Hard to get 'A' Girlfriend with so Many Offers Lining Up for me .
Me = Hunk .
Tall , Short , Fat , Skinny , Whatever the Attribute is ,
They Love me .
Because I'm a Tall Hunk .
I can do Practically Anything Under the Sun and Get Away With Pretty much Anything If I do it Properly.
That's My life .
I Like This two Sentences Alot .
-
Play the Joker , Not the Fool .
Be the Fun , Not the Stupid
The 'Fool' and 'Stupid' Describes Humans and the Compliments are for Me .
Don't you Agree ?
How Many People Out there do you think are Stupid when they have Fun and ,
When they Joke around , Don't They Look like Dumb Asses ?
So Much so that These Two Phrases Have Turned into an All New Phrase for me .
-
You are The Fool and You are Stupid ,
You are My Joke and I'm the Fun .
Yeah , That comes into my mind when I see People Being Pathetic .
Those Rubbish Humans .
Value for Value , I give as Much as I Expect to Get , and Therefore I Get .
This Humble Quote is For Human .
My Humble Hunk Quote Goes like this -
My Charm for Your Value , I Give Less than What I Expect to Get , But I Always Get More .
That Happens all the Time .
Okay , I am Very Hungry Now ,
I'm Gonna Get some Chicken Rice at HGP .
-GuoLun
2:33 AM
Monday, March 8, 2010
Hohohoho .
I Feel like Going for the NYP Orientation .
At First I didn't Feel like going and my Reasons were ,
Uncomfortable With New People , Scared the Orientation is Filled With Crap
and I Do Something Embarrassing or Get Grouped With Those Jumbo Dongs .
BUT ,
After Much Thought , I came into a New Conclusion .
I am A Hunk .
No Matter What I do , It will Somehow Turn out to Be More Than Perfect .
It Doesn't Matter Even If I Slip and Fell ,
Because , I'm So Charismatic That People Might Even Fall in Love With Me Falling Down .
And As A Hunk , It's My Job to Bear with People I Don't Like ,
Just Blame It On My Charm .
Since My Charm Is Way Off Some Human's Capabilities Of Bearing with It ,
Some Humans Might Just come to me and Say ,
Eh , Don't Think You Tall I Scared ah ,
Or What , Stop Flirting La .
This Kind of Action is Way Too Pathetic .
I'm a Hunk , Not Someone who Goes Around to Scare People .
I'm Something That Goes Around And make People Admire Me and Fall for Me .
And Don't Use That to Get to Know Me ,
You Are Telling me You're A Impossible Retard .
And Sometimes , It's called Socialising , Not Flirting .
Is There a Need for Me to Flirt ?
It's You Humans Who Flirts With Me , This includes Males .
Since It's Humans Who Organises This Orientation ,
It Definitely Is Crap for The Least 75% of it .
That's For Sure .
Humans Forcing Humans To Know Each Other and They Call It Ice-Breaking .
Why Isn't It called Fire-Starting .
Sounds Better and Makes More Sense Right , It Suits Me Much Better .
Anyway , Most Humans Don't Want to Attend Orientation too .
Some Think It's Cool To Amaze Us with Their Sudden Appearance When School Starts .
Some Just too Shy and Later on in Life Becomes a Noob Attention Seeker .
It's Like an Advantage for me Because I know I only Get to know people who are more Spontaneous
My Course Only Got 60 People .
My School got 3 Course .
Total About 180 People .
In the Worst Case Scenario , Only 179 Humans Turns Up .
I Definitely Would Not get the Chance To Know All of Them
And Some I Would Volunteer Myself to Avoid .
Since I'm Smart , I would make Two Kinds Of Friends
One is Nerds and the Other Is , Actual Friends .
My Motives Are Obvious So Don't Be a Nuisance To Question it .
Using my Under Cover Skills ,
I shall Act Like a Normal School Good Boy .
And When the Time Comes , I shall Let the World Know That I am a Hunk .
-GuoLun
9:49 AM
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
I saw a Male trying to Be Romantic in Facebook.
He typed ,
You are the Air that I Breathe ,
You are the One that Makes My Heart Continue Beating ,
Without you I would Die .
HAHAHAHAHA !!!!
So Funny and Cheesy.
I can Do something Better than Him man .
You are like My Lungs I use to Breathe Air , Even With Air Around , I will Die Without You .
You are like My Arteries , Even With a Beating Heart , I will Die Without You .
Dumb Humans .
It's like trying to say I am Suffering from LOL ( Lack Of Love ) .
Recently , I have been Doing Some Crazy Stuff .
I Have Been Taking Up a Few FBI Cases .
The Case was to Investigate a Guy ,
No , In fact , A Unidentified Human Form Being .
It was So Hot , It Is The Main Cause of the Indonesia Forest Fire .
Humans Were All in Awe Upon The Sight of It .
Some Even Claim that The God Of Beauty Has Descended To Earth .
It's Human Name is Guo Lun .
Hey Wait . . That's me .
Oh , So I was Investigating Myself . . .
Looks like I'm Gonna Be Promoted to Captain !
My Report Will be 100 % Accurate and The Truth .
Only One Holy Word - He is a Hunk .
Yep ,
I am The Hunk .
Captain Hunk .
-GuoLun
7:55 AM
