Heh , I'm like so Hot , that even China people knows and used my name to Start something stupid .
Pathetic sia . Epic Fail !
I think that Web Link can sell for One Million Hunkllion ( Approximately 3/4 of the World's Money )
If It's GuoLunIsVeryHandsome.com , Can sell for like One Hundred Generations of Unlimited Wealth .
This is a very good income and I doubt got people created this Link already ,
So , Go make this Link and sell it at Ebay .
If you managed to sell that Link ,
You Stupid also Nevermind because no matter how many times you get scammed , you are still so damn Rich .
Don't ask me why I never take this Opportunity for myself lah .
I'm not a Moneyface , I'm the Hunk .
-GuoLun
9:00 AM
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Hmmm . . .
Today was drizzling but i can't feel any raindrops on my head or body .
Oh , i know why .
It's because I'm so Hot until The raindrops Evaporated 100KM away before touching me .
yeah , must be .
Today i went to Judo and I learnt how to fall down .
Fall to the left , right and back but never teach me how to fall infront .
Why the hell do i have to learn how to fall down when I am the Invincible Hunk ?
All I have to do is Burn my opponents .
Like a wink of an Eye , you are in heaven already .
I'm terrified to the thought of my opponent falling for me during a fight because I look too Seductive and Irresistable .
Since he is a human , i shal fight like a Human and try to refrain from Burning him .
But if he Molests me , Even if it's an Accident , I shall Toast his Nipples and do my Flying Charming Unicorn Kick of Death .
If the refree come and disqualify me , I will just burn one side of his armpit hair away .
Then when he wear singlet , one side is bushy while the other is bald .
Actually , I'm Not a fighter , I'm also Not a Lover , I'm a Hunk .
Hunk have their own unique martial arts and it's called , Hunkarate .
This martial arts cannot be misused , because It holds the power to change the world therefore , Only I , the Mighty and Wise Hunk can Learn and Use freely .
Hunkarate basically uses the Hunk's fist to Heat stuff.
Like , when manufacturing charcoal , I use my hands to chop trees and they instantly turn into Charcoal .
When I am Hungry in the amazon jungle , I just karate the whole jungle and all the Animals in the jungle becomes cooked .
Depending on my mood , I can Fry , BBQ , Roast , Boil or Steam the Meat I want .
All I need is my Fist to do Hunkarate .
My training ground is in the Sauna at Mt.Fuji . Which is about 100,000,000,000 degree celcius .
A very Cool place because I'm the Hottest over there .
If the Creator of Street Fighter saw me , He will definitely create a character exactly the same as me and Put me as the Final of the Final Boss .
And he shall name it - The Hunk .
And all my skills in the game is one hit K.O .
HAHAHAHA .
So fun .
Can't Imagine myself playing myself in the game and make people lose .
Like I purposely let them hit me til I dying then I touch them and they Die HAHAHAHAHAHA .
I'm so Evil like Mojojojo .
HAHAHAHAHA .
-GuoLun
7:30 AM
Friday, May 14, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
To the people that do not have EQ and comes into my Blog !!!!
Get Out Before you Piss yourself off with you own stupidity .
Yeah , If you're an Idiot , Don't veiw my post .
I am the Magnificent Hunk !
I don't have to prove anything to anyone .
If you think I'm a bad guy , so be it .
I think i am happier than most people who comes into my blog and then tag something stupid like they're more magnificent than the mighty Hunk .
C'mon , if you wanna look good , worship Aphrodite .
Although I don't do that , no no , It should be , I don't have to .
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Get a life dudes .
And I bet you're Pretty dumb .
So , Why waste your brain cells to tag something stupid on my box ?
But frankly speaking , I appreciate those people that tries to insult me .
I'm not Perfect but I'm the Limit .
What's the point of being perfect when the Limit is everything you can think of ?
Oh , you think I'm wrong ?
Go my box and type something lah .
How can a 3 yr old ever undertand what a proffesor is trying to convey .
Likewise you .
You will understand this when you're Hot like me .
Please take note that I'm hotter than the Sun .
Thanks .
-GuoLun
7:43 AM
Thursday, May 6, 2010
If you say I look weird , You should Jolly well go for the most Intense Brain check up Available on Earth .
Because even a 3 year old Kid can Tell I'm the Most Charismatic Guy ever .
It's Just that due to his age , He can't Express himself Properly .
But if your Weird means Abnormally Handsome ,
You are still on the Safe side , Just Kill your English Teacher .
Nobody in this World is Allowed to Hate me Unless, The Reason is Because I'm too Handsome .
So , If there's Some Gundu that Pops out and says he or she Hates me ,
I would Instantly know that there's another person hating me Due to me Being too Handsome .
If you say that I'm Charming , You're Most probably the Ten Billionth +?
I think one day I might get Deaf because of too many people shouting " You are so Hot !! " , " so Freaking Handsome !!" , " Unbelievable Human Art !! " , " Walking Mannequin !! " .
Oh give me a Break .
Do you know why Fox Terriers are so GOD DAMN CUTE ?
It's Because they Resembles me .
Don't come and laugh at me for saying i look like some dog .
Wait til that Cutie Pie Turns into a Devil And Bite a Chunk of Fresh Meat out of you .
If you are a guy and you're Lucky , You would be Awarded the Title - Impotent For life
You can't Whack the Dog Because It's Just so Cute , Like me .
I guess , Partings are very sad things ,
But who cares if you're not gonna Part .
HAHAHAHAHA .
-GuoLun
6:00 AM
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Hello .
wow , I'm so nice to say Hello .
I think I'm Falling for myself even more !! .
Poly life , Kind of enjoying it .
I got Lost 2 times , but i remained calm both times because I'm a Hunk
I know the people who surrounds me will be important .
That's why , I have to choose .
Charisma and Charm are my Top Favorites in my daily Tool Kit .
When I need something to be done , I just activate them .
I want go toilet , I activate them and people will carry me to the toilet .
During break , People buy food for me and feed me .
But of course , Those are just Jokes .
I've got hands and legs .
And they are for me to Spank and Kick the asses of people i don't like
And Guess what , There's already people Offending me Within this month .
I think they never Die before .
Or they never see a Hunk before and they Don't know what on earth i Can do .
But never mind .
I am a Kind Hearted Hunk with Lots of Patience especially towards Humans .
It's Okay if you want me to remember you as a Joke .
I'll Just laugh it off with my Friends .
In the End , I don't think you can ever step into my future .
Without my Permission , you are an Ant's Equal .
A snap of my finger , and you're Charcoalified .
Don't play Punk with me .
Or you're gonna get IT .
IT = Irritating Termites .
Yeah , I'm gonna Plant Termite Nest Under your Bed .
Let's see who can't sleep and will get Nightmares in the Night .
