Thursday, April 29, 2010

Dudes , I don't think you should Complaint in Life .

Complaint , Is just a Process of making Ourselves Feel Good But Will Never Change the Situation .

If you Really Need to Complaint , Complaint to Someone Who can Really Help .

God , Is Definitely not one of them .

You , are the Best Answer to Yourself .

Why not try complaining to Yourself instead ?

That is what I do .

Positively of course .

If you complaint to yourself , You can find the Solution Way Faster than Anyone else .

Because you Know the Situation Best , Who else Does when you are the one who Identified it ?

But all in all ,

I only have one Solution to all problems .

Burn them .

I am A Hunk .

That is the Least I can do .

When i face a problem , Why Fret ?

Burn lah .

Take the Lead and start Burning the Problem away .

Why do you need to seek help ?

If you could only think of one solution for everything , You Suck .

I mean , Being Independent when you need to is Really Important .

It Holds a Very High Chance of You Skipping the Stress and Breakdown part of Life .

Don't you wanna Live Longer without being stress and Breaking down ?

-GuoLun

5:45 AM

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I am very Tired ..
I shall blog something nice after i recuperate

- GuoLun

7:28 AM

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Hohoho .

I think I found an Invincible Man-Made weapon . ( Although Not Half as Strong as Me .)

It's called Google .

Although Information Gotten from Google are Made by Humans ,

But I think it Still works for some Dumb people .

If Google was a Person , I Might Consider Making him my Assistant .

He could be my Personal Secretary .

So , When I Suddenly Become too Hot Unknowingly , He can tell me .

Or like , Osama Plan to Recruit me , He can Tell me beforehand .

But After Much thought ,

I think I'm Way Smarter than Google .

I'm like Google + Yahoo + MSN + FaceBook + Twitter + YouTube + An Enormous Amount of Hotness .

What is Google ?

Something Human use to Find Information .

But as a Hunk ,

Everything in the Universe Is in My Brains .

It's Just that , I haven't Thought of It yet So I can't Tell you Anything .

Don't Say my Reason is Lame .

Didn't Thomas Edison Realise he Could Invent Many things ?

And Learning is Discovering What We Already Know .

I already Know Everything and All I have to Learn is , How to Shock my Brains to Know Everything .

Humans , Don't Attempt What I'm gonna Do .

You Might Actually Die even Before you Think of Copying me .

I'm Going to Mt Fuji to Do 10 Years of Kamasutra . . . . I mean Hunksutra .

Mt Fuji is a Volcano if you Dumb people Don't have a Clue what that is .

My Hunksutra Allows my body to go into knuH mode .

In other words , My Body Temperature Would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 Degree Celsius .

Like Hibernation lah , but 10 Years .

So , for Ten years , I'll be Super Hot , Hotter than My Normal Temperature which is already 10000 Degrees .

You guys can't feel my Heat Because I Hid them .

Don't ask How , I'm a Hunk and that's All you need to know .

Hunks can do things a Human thought is Impossible .

I can Fly .

But I can't show it to people around , Or people will know my True Identity ,

Which is An Angelic-Hunk

I'm Gonna Pack my Luggage to Mt. Fuji .

So I shall Stop Here ,

See you in 10 Years Time !!

Don't Die .

-GuoLun

7:03 AM

Thursday, April 15, 2010

As a Hunk , I should be a Role Model to People Around me .

So , I'm gonna tell you some Gimmicks you thought was True .

Many People want to be Trimmed and Fit .

And I Believe Many people would motivate themselves by thinking ,

Going to the Gym is the first step to a Wonderful Body .

Yeah , But that's Only half of the Full Sentence .

Let me tell you the Rest .

It's true that Going to the Gym is the Very First step ,

But If you Don't Bring in your Determination , Dedication , Perseverance , Control , Concentration and the MOST important thing ->BRAINS .

Forget about Being Trimmed and Fit .

You can't Even be A Quater of what You Waned .

Jogging Everyday ?

You will only Lose Weight Due to Water Retention man .

Watch Your Diet is what you should do way way before you start your Exercise Programs

If you give yourself Lee way and Excuses ,

You're Just Like a Typical Farm Pig that keeps Eating and then Get slaughtered by the Farmer sooner or later.

Don't Tell me Burning Fats is Hard la .

Please , Don't be my Joke .

Building Muscles is Way Harder .

The weight ratio of fats to muscles is 1:3

Which means I have to train Approximately 3 times Harder to gain some Lean Muscle .

You're just not Determined and Motivated .

Loser have these Qualities .

I'm sure you are definitely one .

But I do know Losers who Evolve into Big time Winners .

Because they changed their Perception .

Good Stuffs Don't Come Easily ,

That's why it leaves many people Unable to Obtain it and Still Wanting it .

I'm the Best example of a Good Stuff .

-GuoLun

7:12 AM

Sunday, April 11, 2010

I see many people out there Complaining that they can't do this or that because of all kinds of reasons .

Yeah , I personally can do everything in the Universe , Just come up to me and Name it , I will Gladly show it to you ,

All I need is Time .

One of the Reason you can't Accomplish Something you want is Because you are a Human .

I Could because I'm a Hunk.

AND

Another Important reason is ,

It's not Who you are that Holds you Back , It's Who you Think you are Not .

Come to think of it ,

If you were to Try and Impersonate me , As the Mighty Hunk ,

Maybe you could Live a Better Life .

I am Already the The Hunk , The Limit

So , There's no such thing as me Failing to Accomplish Certain Things I want .

If I Fail , It's Just my Perfect Intuition telling me It's not Worth the Try and Effort .

As a Hunk , I'm Basically the Cause not the Effect .

I Cause Global Warming , Volcano Eruption . . .ETC . .

Well ,

The 2012 Incident Will Most Probably be Caused by me .

All I can say is , I'm Sorry .

Since you Humans Will Die and are Left with 2 Years ,

Just a Tip from the Hunk on Living this 2 years Off .

Cherish , Is the Counter against Time .

What was Everything is Always Nothing when It's Gone .

When the World Dies, There will only be Me Surviving .

I'm an Invincible Hunk .

Yeah , Don't feel Sad for me , I know i'm Gonna be a Lonely for Quite some Time .

Don't ask me to Leave the Planet .

If I do , Ice Age Will Start Instantly .

I'm Sure you Don't want Die Frozen because if you Die in a Weird Position , You are Gonna be like that Until Ice Age is Over .

-GuoLun

4:36 AM

Thursday, April 8, 2010

I've Been really Busy these few days , so I've not been Blogging .

There's no need to Apologise Cus I'm the Mighty Hunk .

I've Been Hitting the Gym these couple of days and Admiring Myself in the Mirror (So Nice).

Talking about Gym ,

It really suck if there is a Nerd Retard Working out with you .

I just Experienced that this Afternoon .

Let me Share it .

He is a Guy with a Retarded face , wearing a Nerd Spectacles and Listening to MP3 .

First , I dunno why he wan listen to His MP3 when there is Already Music in the Gym .

Don't say what , He like his Music that's why he Listen to his MP3 .

If you were there , You could See how Irritating the Wires of the Earpiece were to him .

And , The Music in the Gym are already very nice , they are from 98.7 .

Secondly , I was using this Machine then when I went to the toilet and came back (less than 5 mins) ,

He was Hogging it .

At first I thought never mind , He might Just use it for awhile .

I don't wanna share because I don't really like sharing Equipments , It breaks my Momentum .

THEN ,

He Hog it for like 45mins .

I went on to do other Exercises and when I am done , he is still not done .

Piss me off .

Nevermind , I Forgive and Forget , For I am the Hunk Forever.

Lately , I've Been thinking alot About my Orientation , Which is on the 15th .

I wonder should I Look forward to It or not .

If I look forward to it , and my new friends are all Retards how ?

Then If i don't , I might Miss out the Good people I should know .

I think I should Just follow the Flow lah.

I'm the Hunk so , Only Good things can Happen in my Life .

I shall Modify Myself more .

Like , Upgrade my Charm and Seduction Aura .

-GuoLun

6:31 AM

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