Through my life in poly , I've changed into a more lazy person .
But nevertheless , I'm still Charmingly Hot .
Do not Question My Seductivity , for it is described as close as a Miracle .
As I'm Hot , and I might Burn things thousands of Miles Away without knowing ,
I think I accidentally Burn the Indon Forests Today . .
That's why it's so Hazy
Yeah , It's their farmers who Burn it ,
But don't you know Fire is Attracted to Fire ?
Try putting 2 lighted match together , don't they fuse together ?
So , I'm trying to say that , My Hotness Radar Has the Indon Fire Being Detected , Therefore ,
My Hotness Increase the Temperature there and Fire is Being Reproduced .
So If you in my way , Dont blame me If your Ass gets Roasted when you Fart .
If you want to counter my Hotness , Then you can try act Cool .
Like go Smoke and Drink and Fight .
Then You will Die faster .
Because , Whoever Opppose the Hunk , Shall Be killed by a Burning , Shit-Shaped Meteorite .
That's right , You will be Killed by my Shit .
How shameful .
I just Need to shit and your face is disfigured .
So bad that Trying to be like me is like a Utopian Dream .
I've Just Created a New Msn and it's GLITH@hotmail.co.uk . Do add me if you think I'm Flawlessly , Magnificently and Mouth Wateringly Charismatic .
I dunno why isit .co.uk .
I'm not a UK person .
Maye they Identified me as an UnKnown .
Of course computers can't Identify me .
They can only Identify Humans .
I'm the Mighty Hunk !
It should end with .co.GuoLunIsSoHandsome .
Sounds so much better and more fluent and Body-Friendly
I feel like sleeping now Cus I'm very tired .
Okay I shall go slp .
Incase I Accidentally Burn the Earth , Jialat .
-GuoLun
4:40 AM
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Hahaha ,
hmmm .
Today I feel like Being a Hunk-Sexist .
Against Female of course , Since I'm a Hunk .
I'm not Dumb to go against the Species I'm faking .
Just let me Intrepret The Ways of The Humans as a Hunk .
Sometimes , I mean All the times , Girls thinks Guys are Stupid and Dumb .
No way man .
I Personally think that Girls are more Horrorfyingly and Sacarstically more Stupid .
When Girls says that No one Understand them ( Which I feel that they are seeking some rambutan's attention ) , It's Totally not true .
Guys ( Some ) , Are too Clever To Understand Foolish Actions of them .
It's like Trying to Understand Why am I so Hot like The Sun .
How isit Possible for a Human Brain to Understand ?
The Only way to Understand a Girl ( Strictly For Human Guys ) is to be Stupid .
Can't You see Stupid People Attract Stupid People ?
They Think alike .
For example , I often see SOME females Mix their Food and turn it into some Disgusting Version of What's meant to be and it's 'Nice' to Them then they eat it as if it's Heaven Food .
So if Somebody , be it a Retard or Lunatic , do the same Moronic Thing , The Female would most probably be Delighted and Surprised .
And then , They most probably start some Stupid stuff , Which I dunno what because I'm not Stupid .
But if the Guys Turned too Stupid , He will just get Castrated , Annihilated , Decimated , Mutilated and Slaughtered by the female .
Just like Spiders ,
The Boy spider gets Raped by the Girl Spider and then Eaten up after the Rape .
Pathetic .
Just take this word for example - Blonde .
Whenever I see this word ,
I can Only think of A Dumb Female Blonde .
That's all .
I dunno why , Maybe it's just my Hunk's Intuition to Think only in the Path of the Truth .
I dunno why they are Morons going around saying Guys sucks when Being a Guy has like 100000000000 more things better than being a Female .
But , from the Very Bottom of My heart . . . . .
I DONT CARE
HAHAHAHA .
I'm a Hunk , not some boy or girl .
So , Ultimately , I'm still the Best in the world with no Errors , Only Perfection .
-GuoLun
8:53 AM
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Hmm ,
After reading my previous post , I think I called myself a stupid dumbass .
Which is Obviously an Obvious typo .
How could I , The mighty Hunk , be a Stupid dumbass ?
It's like heaven and hell .
If you're wondering why i make mistakes even though I'm perfect , It just seem like you are the Stupid Dumbass now .
I'm Mimicking The ways of Humans At an Ultra High Level .
So , It's Just normal If I do smth Stupid and Moronic Like a Typo error .
Under stand ?
It's like just when I thought some people are worthless like shit ,
They turn out to be Very Useful .
Just Imagine I'm the Most Beautiful Flower .
And I If stuck myself on a Peice of Shit ,
I will Have an Endless Supply of Fertiliser .
Which makes me Even More Seductive .
Don't be stupid and think that Bumble Bees and Butterflies will Flock towards me and Suck away all My nectar and Kill me .
That's an Idiotic way of Thinking .
I already said I'm the most beautiful Flower.
How could the Insects Possibly Bear to Even Touch me ?
HAHAHAHA
I can't believe I'm such a Wise Hunk .
-GuoLun
1:25 AM
Friday, October 8, 2010
hahaha
I like how the retard says ,
People can now take a picture of themselves acting cute or trying hard to be as good looking as possible then post it onto face book .
Then purposely say its ugly and wait for people to say its very good looking .
HAHAHAHA .
. PATHETIC .
I've seen alot of these in facebook .
so funny .
As a Hunk , I don't Mock those kind of people due to their Pitiful and Moronic actions .
I Laugh at them because No matter what kind of my Pictures I post , as long as it's my face , It can NEVER be Ugly .
No such thing .
HAHAHA .
To those Fools and Imbecile that falls into their Pathetic trap ,
You can Just turn into an Ant then get eaten by a Grasshopper then get eaten by a Frog then get eaten by a Snake then get eaten by an Eagle then get killed by a Fart-Gun .
To me , that's Ugly , because it's not Me .
Simple and Straight forward .
hahaha .
I'm so sian .
of being overly Handsome . . .
Sometimes most people are within my Calculations of having EQ lower than a Gorilla's .
all the know is to roar and then slap their chest and run around with a black and hairy butt .
all i want to say is , if your a stupid dumbass you will get picked on by other people .
And sometimes it's by those Morons Which I hate ALOT .
-GuoLun
7:32 AM
Monday, October 4, 2010
The reson why 've not blogged for sooo long , Is because I'm a Villian .
Of course , to other people , I am a Villian .
To me , I'm the Greatest thing that could Possibly happen in a Millenia .
I don't wish to say what I did because more or less people would perceive me as a Retarded Ass .
I believe in my own Reasons and that's all I need .
No one has to step into my Lfe and try to Correct it .
My reason did not just pop out , flash through or something that I thought makes alot of sense .
My Reason Grew with me through the Years .
It's Stronger and Sturdier than any Tree you can find .
I always believe that people cannot communicate with people effectively .
Having so many religion in this world is a Huge evidence .
And as much as i hate it ,I always see people perceive another person in the point of veiw of the Society's etiquette .
Lets say , Gay and Lesbian marraige Disgust and are looked Down on by some people because There's a ' Invisible Rule ' in the Society that couples should be of opposite sex .
But I don't think the Real Gays and Lesbians are doing this for Fun .
All people know how to ' Don't judge a book by it's cover ' .
That's for sure .
But some people , read only about 3 - 4 chapters in that book and came into a conclusion about the ending .
Hey ,
There's still 50 chapters and more to go man
What about the twists and turns ?
You might get the ending correct , but your impression is Most Definitely wrong .
If you look up to that Idol of yours , and look down to that poor man there ,
You may be making a huge life time mistake , I'd say .
I always look up to people taht stand up for themselves .
But , if you do it the dumbass way or nerd way , I will Mock you man .
How i wish that person could treat me like how I treat him .
I stay out of his life , and he stay out of mine .
I will remain alive and all I need is 10% of you .
