I thought that there would be at least like 1 or 2 guys that can compete with 0.5% of me But . . . . . I was Utterly and Disturbingly Dissapointed .
It's really Disturbing because I dunno why Ugly people think they are Handsome .
Maybe the true Handsome people in NYP are learning from me to be really Humble and not Participating and Allowing Ugly people to have their Glory Moment.
I dont know if they know that their uglyness is beyond hope to cure And I really do hope they know it after this ridiculous competition .
Don't ask me why i never join la .
Imagine if I join .
I would crush those 30 over guys hope like how Sparta Crush Persia X 1000 .
Pride is very Important for a Guy .
How can I , Knowing that I will win , even if I use My armpit hair photo to go compete , go there and take free prizes ?
Its really unfair .
But the real unfair thing is if the guy got alot of friend on facebook and they like his photo he win liao lo .
But MsNyp . Got 1 or 2 really not bad , got my 5% .
It's an Enormous feat to reach 5% .I Congratulate you with the bottom of my Heart .
Okay , and I dream of something very Scary last last week .
I purposely remembered this scary dream so that i can share with everyone .
I know you guys must be thinking about How Brave and Couragous I am .
But it's really nothing to me , The Hunk in Shiny Armor , so save your Helpless Admirations for my Charm .
I dream of this ghost .
WHich I call Dumpling Ghost .
It's like Pontianak .
But more gentle .
And her skin is made of Dumpling . it got the Dumpling Shine and she is covered in Mud ( guess my HunkBrain censored for me ) .
I dunno why its so scary .
But she can transform into a Normal girl and she try to Touch people .
Whoever she touch she will die .
Then She want to Touch me sia .
I thougt My Hotness can Burn her away , But its a dream and my Hotness dunno why cannot Work .
Then I Run away .
Run Until I meet a CowBoy Wannabe .
He tell me to Chant something which has an effect of binding her in Chains .
Then I chant lo .
And it really happen .
But i was angry that she tries to touch me and I want her Dead .
So I ask the Cowboy how to kill her .
And he say ,
Must cut off her Nipples and Put them in a small white container then put soil and fertiliser and wait for a Plant to grow from her Nipple then she die .
And then I woke up .
And I realised it's quite funny .
But maybe its words from my HunkGod to tell me that its ok for girls to try and molest me all i have to do is tell her something she dont like and she will stop .
She will feel Hurt and Pain like her Nipple kenna chop off
But i will let time pass like how time makes the plant grow and she will be okay .
Marvelous . I feel that I'm the Master of Literature .
And Like Last month ,
I bought this BodyWash .
It was supose to be Lavender and Rosewood smell and soothing to the Body .
BUT
When I use it , It smells liek Soya bean and it dont feel soothing on my body at all .
Bloody Hell .
It feels like my Mucus sliding down my body
Stupid sia .
So everytime i go bathe , I will smell soya bean .
Wat if im hungry and i start to hallucinate ?
You know water can cast Mirage
What if I see the soap as some Selegie Soya Beancurd and I go eat ?
Then I Diahorea how . ( I won't Die cus im an ImmortalHunk , No Worries . Winkz* )
Still got alot of things happen to me but I shall not Write an Essay .
