Wow , Today is the most Challenging Day of my Life !
I step into class and the first thing the Lecturer ask me is to Draw My Self Potrait .
SELF POTRAIT ?!?!
What the hell is He thinking about ?
I know a Picture can paint a thousand words .
I don't even care if it can Paint a Million or a Billion Words .
The Problem is , how can My Beauty Be Even Drawn out ?
I'm so Enchanting that Drawing myself takes a thousand times more skills than to draw the Best Talisman in the World .
No way I'm gonna Acomplish this Task .
You ask me to Burn the Whole Class still Ok for me But Self Potrait is a No No .
This Will take me a Million years to complete and when I get Fed Up because I'm Too Handsome to be Drawn ,
I will Just turn the paper into Ashes .
I'm Merciless because I don't Pray to the Goddess o Mercy .
Anyway ,
Sometimes when you are dissapointed that your Stylist gave you a Crappy Cut ,
It's not their fault .
It's Yours .
And The reason is Because you are Purely Stupid .
Stupid , Get it ?
You are either Stupid enough to be unable to communicate properly to the stylist or you Visited some shit stylist .
But , if you Did those two things Properly ,
Then you must have Wanted to be Me , The Ultimate Hunk , really Badly ah !
This Applies to Both Sexes .
Aw , I'm so Touched .
Every now and then , I hear People say their New Hair Cut like Rubbish or what .
Then I realised they are Indirectly saying " GUOLUN !! YOU ARE SO HOT !! HOW I WISH I GOT YOUR HAIR !!! PLEASE IMPART SOME HOTNESS INTO ME PLEASSSSSSSEEEEEE !!! "
Pathetic .
How in the World am I able to 'Impart Hotness' Into you Humans .
You would Just Turn into Dust Straigh away .
Mind you , I'm 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Fahrenheit .
Even by Looking at me , you will Melt and Evaporate .
So Imparting my Hotness to you Is really Impossible unless you are a Hunk ,
