If you say I look weird , You should Jolly well go for the most Intense Brain check up Available on Earth .
Because even a 3 year old Kid can Tell I'm the Most Charismatic Guy ever .
It's Just that due to his age , He can't Express himself Properly .
But if your Weird means Abnormally Handsome ,
You are still on the Safe side , Just Kill your English Teacher .
Nobody in this World is Allowed to Hate me Unless, The Reason is Because I'm too Handsome .
So , If there's Some Gundu that Pops out and says he or she Hates me ,
I would Instantly know that there's another person hating me Due to me Being too Handsome .
If you say that I'm Charming , You're Most probably the Ten Billionth +?
I think one day I might get Deaf because of too many people shouting " You are so Hot !! " , " so Freaking Handsome !!" , " Unbelievable Human Art !! " , " Walking Mannequin !! " .
Oh give me a Break .
Do you know why Fox Terriers are so GOD DAMN CUTE ?
It's Because they Resembles me .
Don't come and laugh at me for saying i look like some dog .
Wait til that Cutie Pie Turns into a Devil And Bite a Chunk of Fresh Meat out of you .
If you are a guy and you're Lucky , You would be Awarded the Title - Impotent For life
You can't Whack the Dog Because It's Just so Cute , Like me .
