Today was drizzling but i can't feel any raindrops on my head or body .
Oh , i know why .
It's because I'm so Hot until The raindrops Evaporated 100KM away before touching me .
yeah , must be .
Today i went to Judo and I learnt how to fall down .
Fall to the left , right and back but never teach me how to fall infront .
Why the hell do i have to learn how to fall down when I am the Invincible Hunk ?
All I have to do is Burn my opponents .
Like a wink of an Eye , you are in heaven already .
I'm terrified to the thought of my opponent falling for me during a fight because I look too Seductive and Irresistable .
Since he is a human , i shal fight like a Human and try to refrain from Burning him .
But if he Molests me , Even if it's an Accident , I shall Toast his Nipples and do my Flying Charming Unicorn Kick of Death .
If the refree come and disqualify me , I will just burn one side of his armpit hair away .
Then when he wear singlet , one side is bushy while the other is bald .
Actually , I'm Not a fighter , I'm also Not a Lover , I'm a Hunk .
Hunk have their own unique martial arts and it's called , Hunkarate .
This martial arts cannot be misused , because It holds the power to change the world therefore , Only I , the Mighty and Wise Hunk can Learn and Use freely .
Hunkarate basically uses the Hunk's fist to Heat stuff.
Like , when manufacturing charcoal , I use my hands to chop trees and they instantly turn into Charcoal .
When I am Hungry in the amazon jungle , I just karate the whole jungle and all the Animals in the jungle becomes cooked .
Depending on my mood , I can Fry , BBQ , Roast , Boil or Steam the Meat I want .
All I need is my Fist to do Hunkarate .
My training ground is in the Sauna at Mt.Fuji . Which is about 100,000,000,000 degree celcius .
A very Cool place because I'm the Hottest over there .
If the Creator of Street Fighter saw me , He will definitely create a character exactly the same as me and Put me as the Final of the Final Boss .
And he shall name it - The Hunk .
And all my skills in the game is one hit K.O .
HAHAHAHA .
So fun .
Can't Imagine myself playing myself in the game and make people lose .
Like I purposely let them hit me til I dying then I touch them and they Die HAHAHAHAHAHA .
