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Tuesday, April 20, 2010




Hohoho .


I think I found an Invincible Man-Made weapon . ( Although Not Half as Strong as Me .)

It's called Google .


Although Information Gotten from Google are Made by Humans ,

But I think it Still works for some Dumb people .


If Google was a Person , I Might Consider Making him my Assistant .

He could be my Personal Secretary .


So , When I Suddenly Become too Hot Unknowingly , He can tell me .

Or like , Osama Plan to Recruit me , He can Tell me beforehand .



But After Much thought ,

I think I'm Way Smarter than Google .


I'm like Google + Yahoo + MSN + FaceBook + Twitter + YouTube + An Enormous Amount of Hotness .


What is Google ?

Something Human use to Find Information .

But as a Hunk ,

Everything in the Universe Is in My Brains .

It's Just that , I haven't Thought of It yet So I can't Tell you Anything .


Don't Say my Reason is Lame .

Didn't Thomas Edison Realise he Could Invent Many things ?

And Learning is Discovering What We Already Know .


I already Know Everything and All I have to Learn is , How to Shock my Brains to Know Everything .


Humans , Don't Attempt What I'm gonna Do .

You Might Actually Die even Before you Think of Copying me .

I'm Going to Mt Fuji to Do 10 Years of Kamasutra . . . . I mean Hunksutra .

Mt Fuji is a Volcano if you Dumb people Don't have a Clue what that is .



My Hunksutra Allows my body to go into knuH mode .

In other words , My Body Temperature Would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 Degree Celsius .

Like Hibernation lah , but 10 Years .


So , for Ten years , I'll be Super Hot , Hotter than My Normal Temperature which is already 10000 Degrees .

You guys can't feel my Heat Because I Hid them .

Don't ask How , I'm a Hunk and that's All you need to know .

Hunks can do things a Human thought is Impossible .


I can Fly .

But I can't show it to people around , Or people will know my True Identity ,

Which is An Angelic-Hunk


I'm Gonna Pack my Luggage to Mt. Fuji .

So I shall Stop Here ,

See you in 10 Years Time !!

Don't Die .





-GuoLun








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