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Thursday, February 4, 2010




So I've got into NYP .


There's one thing I hate which would happen at the start of Poly .

And that is Orientation .




I knew was born to hate Cheers .

In other words , I was born to not be a Retard Enjoying Screaming and Doing Barbaric Rituals .



You memorise Weird Phrases that I think is one huge Load of Crap .


Like what ,

Mosquito something then eat my Mercedes Benz blah blah . . . I jump like a Flea . . . To Jupiter .

Whatever that is , I've succeeded in forgetting 90% of it .

The real thing is Dumber than what I wrote .




Why can't there be a Cheer like ,

Guo Lun is the Hunk !

Put your hands in the air for Guo Lun !

I am willing to give anything up to see him for a second !

He is all the beauty on Earth Combined together !




Something like that or better .

That's what you call a Cheer .

Not like anyhow clapping , trying to make a rhythm .

My Handphone songs are way nicer than those beats .


Then later on I would learn some weird Dance that Ruin my Charm and Charisma .

A Hunk is not meant for Dancing .

I don't wanna land my hands on someone who just pick their nose .





And what if I got Grouped with Retards ?

People Will look at me as though as I am a Retard too .


I seriously don't want that to happen .

They should Look at me as a Hunk .

And treat me Like a Hunk .


When I walk pass , All heads should turn and look at me .

Even if you need to turn it 180 degrees , Turn It .


Yes .

If you were to Die by spraining you neck , it's your honor .

Your last glance was Me , The Mighty Hunk !

If you didn't see me , Then it's your Problem .



I don't mind grouping with Gays or Lesbians as long as they are not Retards .

I got Retardophobia .

Which means whenever I got to know a Retard , I cannot control my Hotness and would Burn them down .





You may wonder what's the Retard I am talking about .

I seemed to make it sound like some Lion eating a Zebra .

Yeah , Because It Is !!!




For a Male Retard ,

They attract attention by Emoing ,

Challenge see who can get the most girls number ,

Smoke like a Train and think they have become a Hunk ( which is Physically Impossible ) ,

Practically no Common Sense ,

Gives me a Retarded nickname like 'PinkyBerries' when I'm a Hunk ,

Ill Mannered Brats .

And more .




For a Female Retard ,

they are like the Males ones and more ,

They compare the normal guys with the Korean stars ,

Insult guys as if they herself are something to brag about .

Sad for those guys

More of course ,



I don't wanna hit the bull's eye to some Retards and they start Pestering me for Forgiveness .



There's one thing that is compulsory for me to bring ,

Not my charm or whatever beauty stuff ( they are already built into me )

It's My Brain , My EQ !



So , If I were to be so unlucky and got grouped with the Retards , I can make use of my Brains .

Since they are Retards , they most probably don't understand simple English .



I Say ' Hi '

They might just stare at you with their Retarded face and wait for Christmas .


Then when I say 'Hi' again , They point at themselves to confirm if I was talking to them .

Then I would try to be a Retard too and Nod my head .

And they would reply with a stare again or something , I'm not a Retard so I dunno what they might do .


Maybe they suddenly come to me and Slap me or Rape me cus I'm Thaaaaaaaaaaaat Irresistible




Oh man this post is so long .

There's still more I wanna type .

But I think I will leave it for the next post !






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