Monday, February 1, 2010

Recently , I dunno why .


It's seems like I've gotten some Toilet Senile Disease



Every morning ,

After I Magically throw my Yellow Water Into the Bowl of Fresh Water ,

Get them out of my Sight by forcing down The same Species of Water into it ,


I would wash my hands and Hop happily out of the Slippery Room .



But ,


Just when all things turned out like what I would expect ,


I always forget to Zip my pants !


Luckily I'm at home .

Now I'm afraid to go public toilets .

In fear of my Inability of taming the Man-Eating Flower .



When it's Unzip , It gives off a Very Nice and Sexy Aroma .

And Humans of all kinds , Like Butterflies , Latin Dancer , Batman , Golf Balls ,

They all would be attracted to it .



And of course , If a Human is curious ,

They would show a Retarded Tilted face .


I dunno why .

But it Pisses me off .



Why the Heck do you have to Tilt your head and give a weird expression .

As if that position can help you think better .

You see any Genius think by Tilting their head ?


NO , they don't even have to think ,

They anyhow say you also believe that's the correct answer .


-'Why is the Earth round?'

='Because the Field in Greenland is Green .'


I would bet some people believe that's the answer .




Back to the Topic .

So after like maybe 30 Minutes ,

You realise By Tilting your head doesn't make a difference ,

You want to try touching it and feeling it for yourself .


Because you cannot believe what you see and you are too Dumb to Think ,

So you decide to Abuse your other sense .



And If anything were to touch my Deadly Man-Eating Flower ,

Guess what happens ?



Don't be so Dumb and think that It will eat your hand then your whole body .

How can My Flower of Love and Passion do that .



I would land My Feet at your face of course .

And If you think It's gonna be a Hard Hit ,

You are Wrong !



I'm not Zohan So My feet cant reach your Human face .

Pathetic People .



Obviously I would Let my Cuddly and Adorable Yet Poisoned Filled Flower to Bite you .

Don't ask how it Bites .



Because as far as I was a Hunk ,

I've never Seen , Heard and Imagine Something to Bite without a Mouth .



Yeah , My Liberty Flower of Beauty Bites Like a Piranha

And Chews Like a Chicken Backside .



You don't call things Deadly If It Doesn't Kills right ?

So , I guess my Flower Is more than Deadly .


Mine Is so Deadly , It might Even Kill Itself .



Don't even Bother to Imagine How Great My Beautiful Flower is .

Because It can also Lift a Log like an Elephant Trunk .

It can Drink Up The whole Indian Ocean .




So , You're That Dumb until you finish reading this Crap ?

Pro .

Can go try out for some Dumb Auditions .









-GuoLun

8:46 AM

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