If a Human , Sees someone Attractive ( Like Me ) ,
They will tend to have a Softer spot for them .
Because their Animal Instincts tells them people who look Great are Closer to Perfection .
Human Constantly needs something to Look up to in order to Improve .
I am the Ultimate Hunk .
Their animal Instincts also tells them to Get the Attractive ones as Partner , So that the Next Generation would look Better . ( I got this from a Documentary . )
But it's because we have feelings and are able to communicate at a very High Level ,
We know , Feelings are important too .
Thank god for that .
If Humans Do not know how to Communicate at this level ,
Me , the Ultimate Hunk , Would most probably be Raped 24/7 .
But of course , Even If I got Raped , they could only Rape my Fake Human Body .
Which I Change every week . ( that's why I don't Age . )
My Real Body is Kept in the Sun .
For Obvious Reason ,
To Keep it Warm .
If you want to Rape my Real Body , Come to the Sun .
But I bet you can't
Cause your UnHot Humans !
Until now ,
I still don't know why I am still being together with you Humans .
I hate the MNM's Chocolate you guys Created .
After Eating It 1 minute Ago ,
I feel that My Esophagus Is Glued with Chocolate .
Like a Slug That Climbed inside there and Died .
And then My Mighty Chest ,
When I take in Deep Breathe ,
My Chest Hurts !
I thought It was Breast Cancer at first ,
But After Much thought ,
I'm a Hunk and I can't Possibly have a Human Infection .
I have to Prepare for Tomorrow's CNY .
I can Predict It's Gonna Suck Big Time .
I'm Going to some Japanese Restaurant .
I'm Only Excited about the Part where They Serve me the Raw Food
Then I Cook them with my Bare Hands .
And Everyone Look at me In Awe .
But sian ,
I scared I order some Wasabi Crap .
I'm not a Japanese , what If the Waiter Don't Understand My Hunk Language and Give me some Wasabi Spaghetti .
I can't Take Spicy stuff because I'm Spicy Enough Already .
Sian ,
Or what If I mistook some Veggie for Wasabi .
Ah My chest Hurts . . .
Have I been Poisoned Already .
Then , I think Wasabi can Help .
Wasabi Looks Poisonous .
Poison against Poison Sounds Great !
It should Heal Soon .
I Heard High Dosage Of Wasabi can Make you a Retard .
