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Monday, December 21, 2009





Am I like Out of Date .


Everybody's using Tumblr .



I Don't feel like changing cause I might get spotted for my talented talent

As a Hunk of course .





Recently , I'm so into Legs .

Omg , It's like a normal human has two legs .


And I just realised how much and how wonderful this two legs can do .


You can walk if you have 2 legs .

This also means that If you have one leg or no legs , You can't walk .

It's pretty straight forward .




There are many different kinds of Legs that I can list all day .

Like , Hairy , Elephant , Mango and Pineapples etc .




Elephant Legs are those like you know ,

Fat , Short .

Totally uncool .




Mango Legs are like On top like sand dune below like peanut .

Unproportional ,

Something like when you compare people playing Black Jack seriously to people playing Domino in the toilet .

Totally Unproportional.





Pineapple Legs means having Hair on the legs that are so sharp and pointy that you can have them as an Emergency Supper .


It's like when you go Kopitiam , And you realise you no toothpick to eat your Ba Chor Mee ( Chinese Pork Spaghetti ) .

Ah , that's when you pluck off your leg hair and use it to the fullest .


Fullest means Eat your Leg hair instead of your Head Hair

You Don't wanna eat your Head Hair in case it turns into Duck Porridge in your stomach .








I'm sure you know what's Hairy legs


It's like you accidentally ate a Bristle-Toothed Semi Purple Gorilla Thigh and It wanted revenge so it curse your Legs to be hairy .


It's not manly .

It's more like Manliness . Manly sounds abit gay .







And what's up with the Ten Toes I have ?

It's too many .

I don't even know what to do with one .



As I look at my toes , they are like Coral Reefs .


You know , When you wriggle them it's like Nemo swimming in your toes .

Yeah , then you try to find it to make it ' Finding Nemo' .


I think that's how the director thought of it's title .

Pretty Lame for a director .





And my knee , It kinda look like a Hamster .

Cute .


I like the bulging part .

The part where you use it to scrub the living room floor .

It's Round and kinda resembles my Balls Basket .




And above my Knees is my thigh muscles .

It's hard like a Frozen Chicken Kebab without tomato .

And I dunno why my thigh is connected to my body .



It looks so weird .

I prefer it connected to my face

I look Tuna like that .

And that's what I call Cool .










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