Saturday, November 21, 2009
Time flies . . . .
It has been months since i blogged about my actual life .
I gotta admit that some of the posts I posted are fictions . . . . BUT , It's only 1% .
Like I am trying my best not to melt the arctic ice but failed .
And , Actually there's supposed to be 2 suns and I gobbled one up .
I apologise for lying .
Whatever .
So , today , I'm gonna talk about my life !!!
Aren't you guys Excited ?? Yeah , I can tell from your Enthusiastic human faces !!
I'll try to blurt out whatever I think is super interesting .
Hmmm . . . .
Life as a Hunk . . .
What do you guys think about it ?
It's actually torturing and disgusting . And much worst .
Not like wow , humans look at you like they just saw an Angel .
Although i am an 49% Angel .( the rest is Hunk)
Yea , I enjoy people Admiring at me .
But not to the extend where you want to buy my Picture for US$1111.11 ?!?!
And you even chop of your arm and throw it at me just to touch me ?
And what's worst , you actually poisoned yourself and purposely die infront of me just to say I am hot ?
Aww . . .
Now , I feel like I'm a Jerk . . . .
No . . . Herk . .
. . . . Hercules .
Yea , he is just part of me too .
Anyway , Just feel like saying that , Everything has a price to pay .
Like me being Hot Equals to Earth being heated .
Me being Charming Equals to humans faint upon my activation of charm .
Me being Electrifying Equals to Thunderstorms in Singapore .
Aaahh ,
How i wish there isn't much to pay .
I just wanna help humans by heating Earth so they can survive properly .
But . . . . Why cant i just be Unhot ?
Oh yeah . . .
I nearly forgot that I'm in-human , I'm a Hunk .
Uh . Now I know . That's why .
The earth is round . You know why ?
Cause round stuff is easier to digest .
I have already eaten a few planets .
You know the new planet on this solar system ?
It's actually my Shit .
I dunno why it got stuck there .
But , soon , It will explode .
My shit doesn't contain Methane , But , Methunk .
It's like 100 times more flammable than Methane .
But , at the same time , 1000000 times slower to react than methane .
Maybe that will be the cause of the End of the world in 2012 .
LATEST NEWS ,
Earth got destroyed by a Feces .
It's an honor humans .
To die by my dung .
Don't worry , It doesn't stink .
Siannn . . . .
Now I gotta find another solar system to live on .
-GuoLun
5:46 AM
