Sunday, November 8, 2009

Deep down in the heart of every human , lies the want to be always healthy .



It's a mockery to humans .


Because most of them does not know how to .








So , let me , the most handsome guy in the universe give you guys special and professional advice on how to be healthy .



It's really easy once u grasp the fundamentals


It's basically just . . . . just putting in a slightly more effort than usual .


If you are really really serious about being healthy , then i guess there's nothing to stop you from being healthy .


What you lack is being innovative , creative , charming , hot , electrifying . . .









One easy and practical step i have invented is this .

Run , Don't walk .


Which means that everywhere you go now , you Run instead of walking .

That includes running in the library , running in the swimming pool and so on .




Next ,

Don't stop .

This means that even if you have completed something , CONTINUE it!

For example , when you finish eating , continue chewing even if there is nothing in your mouth .

Continue forcing your shit out even after your shit is forced out in the toilet .

Continue running even if you've reached your destination .



And one more fabulous tip is ,

Repeating .


Repeating makes your body tuned to the movement .

And makes it easier to do stuff next time .


How to repeat ?

It's simple .

Let's say , after you talk , you repeat the whole sentence again to the person .

this will burn the fat's on your jaw

I'm sure your friend will understand and not find you irritating .

Try it ! It's fun !



You can also try repeating what you've done for the day .

Like you got hit by the lorry and landed in hospital .

So you get out of hospital the next day and get hit by a lorry again even if you are already injured .

That's called dedication and sticking to your plans .


It work wonders even though i have not try it before .




And the last tip for the day .


This tip is gonna be the most effective of all .

It is none other than . . . . . going . . . . . for war .


Yeah going for war means killing or what so ever .

I'm not asking you to kill , dumbass .

I'm just asking you to run around with the army and avoid bullets .


It's very tiring especially when you wear all those gears and hold a rifle .


If you don't feel like going for war , It's ok .

There's always another choice .


You can consider rioting .


Just simply go to China and support one side of the government and you can start a riot .


You can march , shout , whack .

It's like kick-boxing .

Tiring but fun and effective .


You can also make Chinese friends and learn how to make milk powder .

See , there's so many advantages and what's gonna happen to you ?

Yeah ! you're gonna be healthy !!



But if you sway , you go to jail .

But mind you , It's china jail .

Who knows that the 'Metal Bars' are actually made of paper ?

Health is more worth it or wasting time ?

Obviously is health .



So go !








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