Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Oh no . . .
My mind is very very weird nowadays
Can you believe it ?
I mistook a carrot for an orange banana
And that's not all , I actually thought my pillow was a MegaMac
Yeah anyway ,
Tattoos , they are pure bullshit .
No offense to tat' lovers but to me , they are like a piece of rotten meat on your skin from far .
Does having a Tiger tattoo means you are fierce or strong like tiger ?
If so , why isn't there anyone who has my face as their tattoo , That'll make them really hot and sexy .
Hey ,
Check out my cute tiger tattoo just above my tits .
What does it look like ?
It's like a failed mutation experiment which result in a paralysed kitten-zebra .
Do that to your grandson , lets see if he fears your deep wrinkled feline tattoo which looks like some zombie puke .
Imagine it , It just makes you wanna puke zombie .
Well , some other people choose some barbaric design and claimed that it's a piece of art and to those people that doesn't know how to appreciate it , they are hopeless nincompoops .
Wow . Then shall i pour acid on your face and say it's a piece of art , to those people that doesn't know how to appreciate it , they are literally idiotic retards .
Just be sure they like what they get , cause the tattoo is gonna be with them forever .
Damn , I am starting to hate my ex-ex-ex Girlfriends name permanent on my butt .
Man , I have to shave everyday because my $3500.00 random scribble tattoo on my bald head looks nicer than me having hair And i cant afford a wig cause it cost me like $50 .
Hi I am checkman ,
Lets play checkers on my face .
No , I'm not a martian .
I am the most beautiful human on earth .
Appreciate it dumbass .
Check out my toilet bowl
I can now pee anywhere , anytime .
Lets talk about being obsessed .
Holy shit , I can't stop touching my tattoo , it's just . . . marvelous , words can't describe it .
Yeah , that one on my pelvis .
Isn't that like self-molestation ?
I'm gonna rant about my tattoo on a video and post it on youtube !!! Cause it's the best damned thing !!!
I'm gonna show the world my tattoo and feel free to see my naked body too!!!
I wanna have 10million views on my patch of skin !!
yeah .
-GuoLun
6:50 AM
