Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Oh
I am a big and loyal fan of Bubble Tea
Neither because the auntie always says i am hot.nor the auntie always says i am hot .
But because of the fact that my childhood dream is to be a BubbleTea Brewer .
I was inspired by the auntie that brew Bubble Tea for me .
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It was the hidden power of it's sweetness and cuteness , so much that it resembles me (partially) .
Yep , the most charming Bubble Tea brewer will be none other than me . . . thank you for your support
The one that boil Pearls with his bare hands .
The one that brew it with the 'Teh Tarik" style of seduction .
And the one that knows the secret recipe of charisma which is K+N+U+H . (oops)
Anyway , BubbleTea isn't everything .
Everything is the way i brew it .
My charm is everything .
I'll give you some insight on how my future BubbleTea stall will be like
Queues that are not called queues but - The Great Wall Of Human .
So long like my , it could be spotted by the satellite on the outer space
Surprised ? Don't be .
I'll be starting a one-hunk-company in the coming future.
I alone will be running a company so big , that it occupies half the globe .
Yes , it might sound crappy as it's impossible for one hunk to do it all . . .
BUT . with my hotness i can create heat energy .
With heat energy , I can make Steam .
Which becomes electricity , In short , free electricity with a infinite amount of reserves (me)
With that electricity , I can make Hunkbots do work for me .
Unlike normal Robots , The Hunkbots are hot .
They can charm female Robots too .
With all these , I do not need to spend on paying electricity bills and on employees .
What a wonderful plan .
After countless years of not sleeping , i came up a name for my stall .
- GuoLun and his BubbleTea factory .
Sounds like Charlie and his chocolate factory right ?
Duh , cause i copied it dumbo . . . . can't believe how you guys think . .
I will end my dream of with this - A Bubble Tea a day keeps my charm your way .
-GuoLun
8:39 AM
