Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Okay . . .



I know many of you guys are wondering why am I not blogging for sooooooooo long .


Many different answers comes into your mind .


Like ,


Is the Hunk assassinated ?


Did he choke on the fishball and became a monk ?


Or Avril Lavigne told him not to blog ?






Thanks for your concern , the answer is yes but no .


Yes indeed . . . the rumors are true . . . I have just returned after killing the abdominal snowman at Mt.Everest ..



If you dunno what's an abdominal snowman , He is like a white obesed hairy gorilla with huge nostrils and a smiley face .



That got me scared .


The reason why i killed it was simple . . . . I was bored .







Don't get me wrong . . . I don't kill gorillas for entertainment .


It's just that I occasionally visit Mt.Everest for it's cooling and quiet environment to sleep



As a matter of fact , I realised I could sleep better at cooling places like Mt.Everest mainly because i was too hot .




I was at the tip of MT.Everest .



Yes , Naked listening to my mp3 and drinking my Milo which i heated with my bare hands .



I think it's my charming and seductive aura that lead that fat ball of fur to me.



I was utterly shocked and loss for words when i saw it and nearly wet my pants .



I thought i finally saw an angel at first but when it came closer , That ugly fur ball was trying to steal my Milo .


How dare it do that !



It was unforgivable .



So , as a hunk , there was no such thing as running away when it comes to snowman stealing my Milo


All i did was said " shoo . . . " in a sexy tone


And just a millisecond of me not controlling my hotness , the whole Tip of Mt Everest caught fire  . . . .



I burned the Abdominal Snowman to crisp . . . .It was like Kentucky Fried Gorilla .



Now , i am regretting . . . I should have gave him my Milo and kill him later for his meat right ?



I could make gorilla stew or stir fried gorilla with onion you know .


Whatever , It's the past already but I'll keep that in mind .








Alright, I shall share some interesting facts I've gotten recently from somewhere.





Today , is the 21st century .


When it comes to sleeping you think of bed .


But what if you are already on the bed ?


This is one of the most complicated and tricky question I ever encounter in my life





The answer goes like this -


Dreamologist , Prof. Amghey Blacksheet PHD in Brainologistics , have proven that thinking of wonderful things like hunks before sleeping can help having a sweeter dream at a rate of 90% per minute  .


This is also a mentioned in Hunktology - the study of hunks .


Prof.Bobby D .Lasbient a Hunktologist , have explained that human brain cells reacts more vigorously upon the thought of hunks .




This is because hunks carry a distinct difference of charm and charisma ( refer to me if you want a live example) compared to other guys


And by thinking of me , I mean hunks , you feel emotionally challenged but at the same time relaxed .


This kind of positive and negative feeling combined together would get you into a hypnotic state

Yes . A self-hypnosis method .

Which leads to another fact where imagining a hunk by your side can strongly improve blood circulation and make your face look more radiant


Although not proven yet , many believed it might also revive the dead .


 Live longer = Improved blood circulation = think of hunks . get it ?


You think of the Hunk (me) when there's nothing to think of .


Hello ? where's the thank you ? I'm conveying the Art of Living longer here .







Ah nevermind if you don't understand .