Okay I'm feeling abit weird . . . . must be puberty i think . . . or pregnant ? who knows ?
Anyway ,
I'm sure that anybody that is considered normal knows smiling is one of the most beautiful thing you can do even if you are hopelessly ugly .
I mean if you put a smiley face on a shit it will look better right ? I think . . .
But , the hurtful truth is , not all smiles are beautiful .
Or should I rephrase it,
Not all smiles are as beautiful , charming , elegant , seductive , charismatic , temperature rising as Mine .
Some genuine smiles from people are exactly like a retard that just found out he is alive .
Some are worst , they smile at the rose , the rose instantly turn to dust .
That's different from me burning it by accident with my natural heat radiation .
You call that instant decomposition .
I think if the rose can talk it would be desperately asking you to let a dog eat it rather than see you smile .
Imagine you were a guy and you spent a few hundred $ on a big bouquet of roses and when you are giving it to your lover , you smiled , then the roses decomposed .
Maybe she would give you the credits for that lousy clown trick .
Unlike mine , Burning roses . Unique and Innovative .
Random fact , in a normal S$1 , it actually has the same amount as 100 1 cents . . . pretty cool uh .
Another fact is , my smile could purify the air and that happens for a reason .
It's again , due to my overpowering charm .
yes , i hate it too . but what can i do . . . .
I am able to charm the bacteria around me until they are purified plus holy and start to kill each other
But it's different case for some people .
Their smile breeds bacteria
In fact , their smile is like a haven for bacterias
So much that they can corrode anything that can feel it's smile 1 mile away .
By that , i meant that having that kind of smile is equivalent to pouring a PH 1 acid to what ever unlucky stuff that was smiled on .
Just a reminder , don't kill the butterflies , they are cute .
Oh ya .
Don't look into the mirror and check your smile because in reality , the mirror won't crack no matter how you look at it .
And don't think that when it doesn't crack , your smile is human-like .
The best way is to go to sleep and dream
Just smile to whoever you dreamt of .
because that is the only foolproof plan .
Nobody will think you are a retard and you will know the truth yourself in your dreams .
maybe you cant wake up as that's the first time some one complimented on your smile
Or maybe you decided to die in your sleep as you killed everyone you met in your dreams 1000 times .
Another reminder , don't dream of the bullet proof monk . He has no emotions .
