Today is my swayest day in my whole imortalhunk life . . .
Can you believe it ?
I was walking home like a innocent 3 yr old kid then suddenly 2 cops came to me.
i tot they wan ask me if any suspicious character around but i was WRONG . TOTALLY !
They came up to me , and ask me for my NRIC , wallet handphone and my belongings then cuff me and send me to NPC for questioning .
WTF
I was so shocked but i remain brave .
If i walked faster i might reach home and not see them . . .
So i was sent into a small room and waited for like 15mins for an Indian police to come.
And they were so fcking dumb to put a coffee for me on the table and cuff me . . .
Then he came in and say " Boy , do you know why are you here? "
Obviously i dunno right .
so i say dunno lo .
Then he straight away gimme one piece of paper .
And you know what it says?
Fine :$5000/- Bail : $6000/-
Fck him .
what did i do ?
I nvr spit smoke or bring parang or what ever
I was like so kind .
I even help the ants to carry bread crumbs to their nest and i even sing to lizards in my house.
And i was FINED $5000 ?!?!?
Fck the cops .
I am only a teenager expect me to pay so much cb what nonsense is this.
But the truth finally shown itself . . .
And now i finally get it . . .
I read the details of why i was fined and brought there . .
And this is what is says -
Chan Guo Lun , Is guilty of being classed beyond a Human Hunk and is now being officially classed as a Mutant Hunk ,Code name : Aaron .Therefore he is being fined $5000/- for making the Singapore Hospital filled with fainted Females and as expected , Males too. He is to be either become Uglier or Quarantined from Humans .
Ahh. . . Now i get it .
And i instantly thought of a good plan
I called my best friend Rubeus Hagrid for some pimple pills .
Then he straight away rushed down from Hogwarts with his dog
and gimme the pills .
They were pea sized heart-shaped pink in colour pills .
I ate then i grew pimple instantly
The cops . . . unfortunately . . . . fainted before i grew pimples .
