Thanks to H1N1 , we have to suck long stuff every morn .
which sucks .
And i gotta say , The people creating names for the virus seriously need a hell lot more of creativity and imagination . . .
1st it's H5N1 then they minus 4 from it
which now becomes , H1N1 .
Is deducting 4 all they can think off ???
Aw man . . .
If that's the case then it up to me . . . the wonderboy . . . to do wonders . . .
ssshhh . . . don't be astonished by the wonders i am about to create . . .
Can't they think of something like this ,
like for H1N1 , Ice blend pork feet with 3 semi curls of pig tail special latte and Wild boar's butt hair Fluenza
Or maybe for H5N1 , Sweet and sour boiled peacock's eyeball with smashed pigeon's gut in bird's nest Fluenza .
See , that just killed less than one of my brain cells to think of .
And they can't?
And they wanna save us?
What nonsense .
How could i place my life in their hands when they think of such stupid name .
what if the new medicine name is called bo bo cha cha?
Do you want to take it?
But I'm sure you gonna take it if it's called GuoLun .
If i could donate some of my Wonder Brain cells , I would gladly do it and even gratify them .
Hmmm now that i think of it . . .
What if you were contaminated with swine and bird flu together ?
My oh my . . .
Boar'sHairyBirdie flu is what you get . . . . . . H6N2
oh man . . . .
Just by having those words pass through your mind would at least cast you on a one hour stroke (heat stroke if you are thinking of me ) .
I don't wanna say they consequences of contaminating Boar'sBirdie flu . . .
But for the sake of mankind , I , the wonderboy , shall once again save humanity from extinction !!!
Getting caught by Boar'sHairyBirdie flu is like
like turning into a hairy pig and getting peck by birds on your balls . . . i mean pecked on your face which makes you look like you have more pimples . . .
and maybe some Airpork guy will mistake you as a pig and slaughter you for food .
which means , your friend might be eating you . . . sad case . .
