So it's the end of the holidays and life's gonna suck big time again .
Anyway this holiday was alot more exciting , thrilling and outdoorsy than expected. More of a crime in a friend's bed
although i learnt nothing except the fact that people do really change like from a puppy to a dog ( I'm talking about somebody whose country is inbetween Thai and SG )
Whatever Kumar. You just don't rock ma boat
As for me , I'm still constantly trying hard to improve on my IQ in case some GUY trick me into sleeping with him in an enclosed aircon room again.
OK , I'll be getting serious now. And I'm gonna play a part for your safety .
I'm gonna talk about the dangers and wonders you will face when you get hold of my photograph or autograph
with my photo or autograph , you put any where , the thing will become branded. Put in your wallet , it becomes branded Put in your mouth , everyone wants you to talk Put in your butt crack , Everyone wants to pinch . Put at your face , all people want to take picture with you (my picture actually) . But of course , the owner will be dramatically neglected .
And it has a 2 in 1 function . Other than making things more branded than Gucci Levis etc , It's like a life time guaranteed ward against pimples .
And that's what really makes it a top priority in your wanted list and it would most likely be the next trend for teens to have a picture of me wherever they go .
Hanving my face as some tattoos , my face on their clothes , celebrities changing their name into my name , My name as some new brands , etc .
Also ,
You might get addicted into looking at my pic So much that you do it in the park , dining table , bathroom , most importantly , your bed and more of course , It'll be the end of the your life if i wrote everything
Once you get hold of my picture , don't be surprised if you feel like you just took volumes of steroids or you felt like you're in heaven or Just gave birth to a cow
It's normal if you get jealous if somebody else has the same copy as you or they got a limited edition photo of me and you dont have.
Just like when girls are small , they fight for the limited edition barbie doll in Isetan Or young kids for the $9.90 power ranger suit in the pasar malam downstairs
But in order to activate it's effect , you have to do this - Every night before you sleep , look at my picture and like talk to it or touch it you can even sing to it even if you know you sound worst than william hung .
But of course , it comes with it's Terms and Conditions BUT there's only one So don't worry And that is ,
It works only for pimpleless people such as somebody that typed this . So , are you even qualified for this minor factor? If your answer is a 'NO'
I'm utterly dissapointed . . . . . . that you have just missed this once-in-a-life-time chance of enjoying the process of having a pimple free face for the rest of your life.
Blame it on your pimples. Unlike me who don't even have the chance to . . . Damn!
So , handle my pic with care and use your common sense . If you are a dumb blond or still dunno how to use my picture , kindly pass it to someone that has an IQ of 100 or sell it at Ebay at about +/US$29126 .
Thanks.
And i shall say Welcome in advance for people that are urging to thank me for giving them such precious and remarkable piece of knowledge .
