My internal injury reacted yesterday when i was playing happily with my little round bouncy balls . . . it never react before in my life and now i am depressed .
The feeling is like a cow that is force to produce 100000 litres of milk instantly and a underage male chipmunk that is force to give birth to a bunch of gorillas
Anyway, how i got this injury was that i was trying to learn the culture of IMH . So, I sang Ba Ba Black Sheep to the flowers and trees hoping they would dance along .
Then suddenly , out of no where, My Chemical Romance came and gave me a Buddha pluck on my armpit hair which for some serious reasons . . . . . . . feels good .
Then i was hairless on one of my armpit while the other was like a 1000 yr old ginseng smiling at me . it was very pain but i like .
and i was sent to Tan Tock Seng immediately.
After like 10days of non-stop failed attempts of replanting my armpit hair, the doctors said this injury was too advanced to be cured and can only be cured by listening to Cyrus singing Crush By David.Archuleta and Ezra in the background doing the 'leave britney alone' thingy
and that was how my Severe Acute Armpit Syndrome (SAAS) came about. Sad to say , it IS infectious .
So ,if you are around me , please go for regular check ups at your nearest polyclinic on your armpit to see if it grows pink polka dots , your nightmare is your armpit chasing you or your armpit hair starts talking to you . If you got them , kindly play your part and suicide please cus there's like no cure .
If it's your first time suiciding and you dunno how, you can try things like smelling your best friend's armpit when it sweats . It works wonders .
