WALAOAlamak . . . . I think my boss went to eat some light bulbs cus i realise he turned cleverer by abit . . . .
I think he knows i slacking . . .so now i shifted to another branch . . .AND he gave me punch card . . . . so now i cant slack . . . . the worst thing is at clarke quay . . . SO many rich people there man . especially those old ang moh .
Those old ang moh like to act cute and laugh at their own jokes . But good thing is they opposite from singaporeans .In 1hr , singaporeans take 45mins to choose and 10 mins to decide then 5mins to buy and run .
But old ang moh different !!! ANd i was totally shocked !!! i thought that was part of their joke sia . You know what ? they come in never choose straight away say " Hi , i wan this that that this ." THen spend like 45mins takng things like going for war like that . ANd 10mins to buy and still say the cashier very preety lah say the place very nice la
I think altogether spend like $600 plus?? And they never check one just buy then leave lols? too rich la cannot blame . . .
BUT got one thing that made me feel that i am destinied to be gay . . . . I think god really want to force me to be gay . . . . WHICH IS LIKE . . . . Alright , i shall be gay . . . .
OK , lemme tell out my bad luck, I work in a departmental store , which means inside got alot of different things . . BUT the worst thing . . . the department store is FEMALE stuff one WHICH MEANS all is for female and only female comes in . . .. . . . ANd i am surrounded with bras panties dresses and naked female models and all my colleauges are female . . . . If i dun be female , i die . . . . SO i must be gay . . . .
AND i was am also promoting COSMETICS products there . . . walao customer ask me what colour i must put one isit?? girls ar . . .WHY , , WHY , why must you all wear those . .. If you dont wear i no need sell right ??? You know natural beauty beats any beauty ?? CAn you learn form me ?? no need facial , no need buy any facial cream or what . .. OK, i tell you all a secret . . . I never wash my face with any facial cream or what face cream before . . .and i never buy them before . . . AND WHAT?? My face should be like porcupine right??
BUT nooo . It's like eggshell , or your butt skin . So delicate and pure . I only grew 3 pimples in my life . And the longest one lasted for like 4days . You all know wh you all grow pimple ??? Cus from the day u saw your first pimple, you quickly buy your facial foam and clean your face like mad .
You know clean too much will also make your face the oil come out more??? if too much too oily , if too little , cant protect your face and grow more pimple . . .and you all keep touching you face, of cus grow lah . keep staring at the mirror you think will stop your pimple from growing meh . Must like me , stare and hope a pimple grow . but i always fail lah . . . so sad. . .
You all want slim down and purposely dont eat . . . you know when you hungrier eat will take in more fats ???? oh , you dunno . . . When you hungry you digest food faster right?? and pang sai little bit only right??? I cant stand girls sia . no brain . .. Learn from me lah . . NO matter how i eat also so slim . .. Gays are best at all these what . ..
Fat and pimple face . . .aiyo . . . go rub your face on the wall also can see oil . .. . make sure dont go near fire ar , later you become BBQ human . AND , pimple dont scratch ar , later got blood . OH yah , i never have any blood coming out of my face before hehehahahaha. How does it feel ar ? shiokl isit???
Aiya i shall stop descibing how hot i am lah . . it's only natural that i am hot . . No need to jealous . . You can try cursing me to have pimple face lo cus i also want to feel how isit to have more than 1 pimple one my face.Goodluck cursing . HAHAHAHA. But instead of cursing and if you think it will come true , why not pray that your pimple will dissapear , since it will come true ??? hahahahha.
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OK la
Happy things dont last long . . . . SO i rather not be happy . . . yet
. . . . SO my boss sent me my next next week schedule . .. . . and . . . . at . . . jurong . . . .SO FAR !!!! I want to rape him !!!!! AND ONE MORE THING . . . .HE say he will ask people to come and help me work also . . .. I was happy UNTIL . . . i realise out of 5 including me , only one is male . . . . which is me . . . . no all female one gay . . . again . . . and like working for 3weeks with them ??
Now i having trouble whether are they those vicious one or not . . i heard men should nevber offend female . . or one word . . DIE . .. Btu nvm . .. since i gay i should be able to cope . . . a little better . . .
HAHA i think i should flirt with them . Then i can know what females are thinking about . . hehehehe then i can like make my female friends pai seh .
. . . .GOD, Why , WHY , WHY must you force me . . . . . IS being surrounded my female undergarment not enough ???? NOw you want me to suffer more . . .. ok la, nvm . . i very positive one . . maybe they all from phillipines and can be my maid ? hahahaha then i can slack again hahahahahhaha !!!!!
Now i must think of ways to make them feel so happy until they must do my work also hahahahaha !!!! . . . . .I shall suffer now , when i suffer finish , I WILL SPEND ALL MY MONEY !!!! LIKE KILLING PEOPLE !!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
OH wait . . .. Come to think of it , I can see this whole 'thing' in 2 perspective veiw . . . . It could be god want to make me gay like i said . . .or . . God want me to become a man !!! A man has to understand every thing about woman right???
hmmmm . . . . But i prefer gay , cus it's . . . gay . . . . I shall balance the world's ratio between gay and man !! I am the gay hero !!!!! 3 cheers !!!!
-GuoLun
hahahahaha have fun with your face !!!
