Alright , since i am dying , i should plan my death . . .
Ok , so i was wrong . My death date is 12jan . I got 3 more days to live . . . yay . . .
So i shall write what i want to do before i die
1) Rape yalun 2) Take picture of me in the toilet drinking milk . 3) Collect firewood and wait for santa at Bedok resorvoir . 4) Learn judo in case my future ghost friends take advantage of me . 5) Walk in the public and shout "反清复明 " . 6) Start a rebel and castrate nathan . 7) Wear a cockroach suit and scare people on christmas eve . 8) Join Al Qaeda . 9) Build my own tall coffin with sea shells on top and some glittering glue to make my coffin shine . 10) Poison myself with the brownies baked by cyrus and die before 12Jan .
Who I Am
I dont think many people know this secrets . . . . . . .
I shall reveal my secrets once and for all . . . .
So that at least you get to knoe me better before i die And can face my funeral .
1) I once grown 11cm in 9 mths 2) I am not gay 3) I have a spine better than average people so i can grow so tall . 4) I was once under suspect of mafan syndrome . A syndrome which i will die because i am too tall . My proteins go into my bones instead of my fats and then as my bone grows my body fat remains the same ans stretches my heart which will open up a hole and kill me . 5) Lastly . . . this should be my top secret . . . . I am . . . actually . . . Mixed blooded . . .
