Monday, November 17, 2008
You know , i really got nothing to do , you know ? So i went to find things . And i found some half funny half retard things and half lame plus half time wasters minus one on the web and just wanna put it here .
☻The more you study, The more you know. The more you know, The more you forget. The more you forget, The less you know. So why study?
☻What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
☻What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day
☻Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
☻Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
☻How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
☻It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
☻Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid chinese girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke
☻When 7-11 is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
☻When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
☻When swiming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
☻Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
☻Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
☻What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
☻Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
☻Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
☻Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
☻Common sense isn't common
☻If I throw a stick, will you leave?
☻Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
☻Time is immortal because everyone is killing time everyday but it still survived .
Ok here's more lame one .
☻Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break
☻ What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
☻You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
☻We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
☻When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.
☻He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.
☻Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to
☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
☻What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
☻I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
You cant blame me , i've got nth to do .
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