Walao . it feels like i have not posted for so long . . . . This is because i have shown my first appearance into the public . . . This is good new cum bad news . .. .
I cant figure out what isit but I think it's child abuse . . .
My boss is actually abusing me !!!!!
TMD . He make me stand there like an idiot . And sell boxers !!! the worst thing is made in thailand and he sell it for $10.90 . Of cus no one will buy right . Brainless boss . I think with my capability i can take over his company in 12 hours but is i dont want only
Then worst thing , he came in new stocks . . . . . is . . . . i can really go jump floor
The stupid thing is actually a . . . . . nippies . . . .
You know what is that . . .Let me tell you . . .
Although its a total huge disgrace to me . A nippies is basically a sticker . . . .That stupid palm sized sticker . . .That you stick on your nipples !
Who the f is going to buy a nipple sticker ? ? And the worst thing , It's for female and comes in heart shape and star shape whats more? it's pink and yellow . And alot female dunno whats that and ask me . So you can imagine how disgraced i am . . . .
I dont even have the face to look at my bird when i pee
How am i suppose to tell them that it is actaully a sticker for them to gentlely paste on their nipples . . . . .
They will think that i am a stupid retarded gay pervert .So , you know what did clever guolun say? I said , it's actually a sticker to paste anywhere . hehe clever right?
. . . So , i showed the public my beautiful body , handsome face , charming smile , manly voice , electrifying stare , harsh aura and melting posture and more . . .
After being abused so madly . . . i decided . . . I wan to find another job !!!!!
You see this doll? . . . .
As you all know i was so lonely there . . . I was nearly retarded enough to talk to my hands . . . so . . .
This doll , I bought it and ever since , it has been my best friend . . .
I told him all my worries and everything . . . .
I even treat him to meals and he slept beside me . . .
I even brought him to work and i gave him a name . . .
Hyper Optimus Micro Organism . In short , HOMO .
Although for some reasons , homo doesnt respond to me but I believe through patient and guidance , he can one day speak to me . . . .
or maybe i need another doll . . . maybe he needs a girlfriend right?
Oh . . . damn . . .I dunno if it's a guy or girl . . . nvm . since i name him homo he must be homo so i just have to find a homo . . .
but it's so hard . . . .
OH!!! I found it !!!
hahahahahaha the homo is actually just infront of my eyes !!!! or rather , using my eyes , or rather , i am the homo !!!!!
Yes !!! he shall be my girlfriend . HOmo .. oh .. . i love you . ..
I shall share my weal and woe towards you . . . . wish us , homo and i , to be tgt forever . .. .
Homo you love me right ? (silence means consent )
YEAH! i knew it . I was right all along . . . homo , you are the best .
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OOps . . . did i just tear your head out of excitement? Nah , haha just joking . . . how can i tear it off . . . . . . I can stitch it back right ? . . .
So , Selling thailand boxers and . . nippies . . .yeah . . . cool . Nobody comes so i stood for 10 hour . . . . Nobody to talk to so i talk to homo . . . nobody to eat with me so i ate with homo . . . Nobody to go home tgt so homo accompanied me . . . and . . . nobody to disturb so i disturb
^^ homo . . how can i thank you ? . . . you are like . . . .my everything . . .
I think you must really be homo cus i cant find a cat nor a bird ard you .
. .. . . walao . .. i am getting more dirty minded . .. . help !!!!
I feel like . . .. raping homo . .. .
i feel like throwing him into a pool of shark
alamak . . . . i see a ray shining onto my face . . . . . . it must be . . . must be a ray of hope . . . wait . . . . no . . .it's just my imagination . . . .
haaaiiiiii . .. . .. .
wierd , i suddenly thought of mr tan too young . . . and his stupid javanese massage and his stupid arm twister2006 and his mrt tunnels (nostrils) and his ' alright look up stop fanning yourself ' . . . .
Come to think of nostrils , i rememberes a lame joke from my pri school teacher . . . Let me share it with you all .
Here goes something ,
Get ready !
IN 3 , 2 , 1
not
ok i shall stop crapping and start ,
not
not
ok , hehe
My pri school teacher said ,
err . . . what he said ?
Oh , i remembered . . .
Whats the difference between a pi sai and a bowling ball ?
hehe tough right ?
HEre's the answer .
A pi sai is you roll then throw while a bowling ball is you throw then roll . .
mmmmm lemme think of more . . . .
oh ya !
WHich side of the chicken has more feathers ?????
ANs: the outside
haha got tricked by me right
WHich insect cant be killed by anything?
ans: a dead insect !
hahahaha if you got trick by this that measn u r a retard like me !!! ( cus i got tricked too )
. . . . aiya . .i am so tired . . .wonder if homo is thinking of me . . . But i tried pressing his head and it feels empty , wonder if he has any brain ?
I think i should cut my head and give him a peice of my brain . Right or left ? i think right be cus i right hander . oh wait . . .my brain too big . I think one quater will do ba . . .
I am retarded alr la walao .. the job making me go crazy la walao . .. . . .. walo wlaow lawoal waowl aowla walao
I think i get my pay i buy PSP hehe . Although it's quite late but i think it's quite fun cus i have not even play it for more than a day before !!!
Or should i save for My wedding with homo . . .. aiyo . .. so hard to think . .. . . . .
WALAO i think i am the real homo la . cant talk cant respond can ealk cant eat cant do anything but stare . .. . . .
I think i going to jump off . . .
BYE BYE
Eperxts syas you can raed ahtyning no metatr waht palce the abephalpts is but the fisrt and lsat msut be the smae . Taht is buaecse yuor mnid rdeas the wlohe wrod via the fsrit and lsat letetrs . cool rgiht? And i meixd tihs myeslf so tnahk me .
