Haha . today is retarded plus the worst day of my life . I went to gym with my white skinned skinny gay friend . Afterwards we went to the cafe to eat .There we saw a few volleyball coach sitting next to our table and they look so skinny and gay so i thought of Mr.woo .
Then i say very loudly "No wonder singapore lose " then after awhile i say " I think mr woo is gay" then after like 5 secs , MRR.WOO came in the cafe !!! I was shocked so did the white gay . Then we laugh alot cus mr.woo is too old until cant see us when we were sitting beside him .And i cant imagine if his friends say 'eh that botak say you gay' hahaha . funny right .
And i dunno if his gay volleyball friends heard me saying they suc and mr woo gay .Then both of us went out and we were lucky cus the whole bunch of yuying volleyball team is coming in to take my autograph and thanks to me , we managed to escape it narrowly with a shark behind plus whale = shark whale Meeeooow*.
OK , so we decided to go home . I rode my Harley davidson bike there so i must ride it home . When i was thinking of using my nitro halfway , it rained . . . .This is a bad sign.It means that once i use my nitro , there will be earthquakes , black snow ,purple lightning ,Transparent flying meteors and butterflies . So i was trap like a retard in IMH around monfort there .
I cycle inside for one hour and keep getting back to the same spot cus the path is super tricky, I dont think anyone could pass through it , it's like solving a 100sided rubrics plus a 1000 boxed sudoku .So it took the one and only clever GuoLun aka one and only clever GuoLun like 59 mins to realise that the path is actually a big circle. damn ! I was tricked .
But of cus , luckily i was handsome and thanks to my close relationship with rain , the rain stopped . and i got home with flying colours and i think that this is a happy ending . But before i end , I shall end it with a count down .
