Friday, November 7, 2008
Today i got a vision . . . .a vision of the future . . . lemme briefly describe my encounter from the start
Today was one of the sunniest day , it was so sunny that i think it's brighter than on a rainy day and i was at home feeling rather low cus i didn't feel much of a high so i decide to stare at the mirror . There was nothing in the mirror except my stunning + beautiful + charming + many many more . . . face . I tried to pull my eyes away from the mirror but for some weird reason , it stuck there .
So i tried to call for help . After 1hr of desperation , screaming in need of a hero , i realise i was at home and nobody was there . . . So , it was all up to me , GuoLun . Just by looking at my name you could relate me to many popular guys like yan ya lun , zhou jie lun , guo mei mei and many many more
Although they say blood is thicker than water , but . . .lemme tell you guys a heavenly secret .. . . GuoLun is thicker than blood .. sshhh there's no need to be shocked or have a 'what ?!?' respond . You know why i said that? Cus blood only have 5 letters and GuoLun have 6 letters . Get it kids ?
Even though i won by only 1 letters , you must think out of the box like what king Deede said .Think like a man , think like an animal , think using your brain and above all think like GuoLun .1 letter means alot . 1 doesnt mean 1.It might mean a million . If i said there's a raindrop , you know that it's raining right ?And rain are in huge number of raindrops. See? get it? 1= 1 mil And by the way , blood cheated cus it has 2 'o's So actually I won by 2
Do you know why is there standard form?Because it's created specially for me.For me to shorten my name . If there's no standard form , my mighty name wont fill in my birth cert and i will most likely live as an illegal immigrant .How sad could that be . . . a talent like me to land up in jail . . . But even if i am in jail , I might be acting in prison break (live) . Stay tuned . I mean i am not going to jail but just imagine that (you could take my place).
Ok , right now , right right now , right behind me now. . .right behind me now is actually the most terrible thing i could not see. . . . I have failed to see it since many years ago . . . It's not that i don't have the courage . . . Just blame god . . . Blame him for letting my eyes grow on the front . . . OK , please allow me to cut my story short . .. My fingers need to rest you know . . . And i am wearing a T-shirt . . . So , do you wish to know whats behind me? (PS : Don't get carried away cus you might be a victim too.) So , . . . right behind me now is . . . . my back .
Alright sorry for the drift . . . back to my topic of having a vision of the future . . . yea i was screaming right? ok . . .So i was in front of my mirror . I was dead thirsty . . . So i decided to brainstorm for no reason and you know what? I think my brain was having typhoons , tsunamis , lightning striking at 1times/sec ,cyclones . So much until it leaked out of my head and turned into my perspiration.
After looking at the world's most charming waterfall , i became thirsty . . . As you know i can't move my eyes as it's stuck looking at my image's eyes . So , I went thinking on what do those despo ppl do when they are thirsty and i came to a conclusion . . .to drink my . . yellow juice .
I decided to aim my bird to my mouth without looking and I used my telephaty to send my brain nerve to tell my bird to start work . So it started shooting but it miss like one damn three year old playing with water gun . . . But it was fun , like an automated water cooler , splash* splash *
So yea . . .I was unlucky . . So thirsty , stucked in the toilet , no one there . . . But thanks to my cleverness , I remembered that there was a tap below the mirror !!! hahaha i was so proud that i am such a clever guy . . . I'm so sure my O levels can get lesser than 45 points .
So without my eyes , i was blind . . . Thinking of blind , i thought of love . . .Those innocent kids that were blinded by love . . . So i decided to shed a tear for no reason . . . but nothing came out which made me so sad that i shed a tear . . .
Ok . . . my mouth was burning like the larva . . . hot yet calm . So I on the tap and splashed water at my face . I forgot i can't blink so water went into my dry eyes and it hurt alot . But i was gay enough to scream . . . After 10mins of splashing , I managed to get some acomplishments by getting my lips wet but i think i wasted only like 10 litres of water .
Hmmm . So what did I do next . . .OH! I remember . . . I tried to sing some jay chou song to test if i can break this mirror . But it failed , like always maybe my singing is just too nice? I think I shouldn't blame myself for that so i treated myself an 'Air Original Extra Strong Fisherman's Friend sweet'. Although it taste like nothing but i still like it cus it's from a hot guy , me .
So I think and I think and I think . . . . . . . . . Ah . . . . It lead me into deep meditation . . . I think i was blank staring at this point of time plus a little drolling thanks to staring at myself .
While i was meditating in front of the mirror , there was a sudden wave of shock , aka shock wave .The meditation was kind of scary so i decided to stop . . . And i was clever enough (again) to realise one thing . . . My eyes are stuck but my sexy legs can move !!!
So i moved around and to my surprise , My eyes came back to normal !!!! And just then , In a split less-than-a-second , I had a vision . . .
A vision of . . . . Those that have read this have just waste their time . . . . Is this true or false ? Please respond to my vision , because i want to know if i have the power to forsee the future . . . .
-GuoLun
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