Alright ! Episode 3 season 2
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i am so happy . i feel that i am the most clever guy ever .
I just realise that i actually can do something else to slack
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You know what isit? I thought of it myself so i am really proud of my self !!!!!
My new way of slacking is ,
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Get my handphone and bring my earpeice to the toilet !!!!!!!
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I am so clever !!!!
thank you thank you !!!
THis way i can hear my 2 days 15hours song . . .
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lucky my phone can hold song
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but . . . .
like 90% of the song i hate . . . ..
Still , it's better than doing nothing to slack . hehehe
So i like slack for 5hours today . . . ..
not bad ar
at toilet hear songs for 3hours . .. . which make me unconsciously memorise the lyrics . . . .
hehehehe get paid for listening to songs in the toilet
HAHAHAHAHA stupid boss
noob sia i cant believe i working for such a boss .SO noob !!!
I think if i add up all my slacking time is more than a day already
HAHAHAHAHA get paid for slacking
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Psp here i come
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YES !!!
tomorrow is my last day !!!!!!!!!
BUt . . .. i only get to rest for 2 days . . . then start work at . . . jurong . . . .
WHich is like opposite side of singapore . . . . .
sad sia . . .why cant like nearer one???
Aiya but too near also not good . . . . get caught slacking ppl will do little report .. . .
Sian la . . . .dunno if got bonus anot hehehhe .
By the way . . .. . I think i am getting gayer . . . .
I realise something sia . .. .
My customer ar . . . i realise that guy one some are cuter than girls !!!
and i smile at guys more than girls !!!!!! Not because i am shy but . .. I am attracted !!!!!
OMG . Too much exposure to guys make me gay again . . . . sigh*
Nvm i like it . .
But i really hate those auntie there . . . . bully me one . . . .
They so no life until come talk to me . . ..
The worst thing . . . they repeat and repeat and repeat . . .
Auntie means auntie sia . Next time girls get old all become liek that one talk talk talk .
They say what this got discount that place got sales ther got free coffee say want buy things must got discount .When eat at kopitiam nust bring the discount card . then they gimme MANGO sweet !!!!
WHICH i hate !!!!!! But i so kind to eat it and say it's nice . . . good right?? It's not that i really hate mango . . but i really like minty sweets . Now my favorite sweet is - HALLS EXTRA STRONG VAPOR ACTION !!!!!!
So nice man . when you eat the mint go into your nostrils and the air you breathe in seems to come from the icy cold north pole . . . . It's liek breathing with the polar bears , swimming with the penguins . . . . . and it soothes your throat like pouring oil in to your gullet . . . .
So nice . . . .
But one stupid pack cost $2.10 and i think only got like 20 . . . . BUt . . it's worth it !!!
Just by smelling it makes me horny i feel like kissing my guy customer and transfering the sweet in my mouth to his . . . . ahh . . . .
wait . . . my down ther itchy . . lemme scratch . . .
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ok . .. quite nice . .
OK what now . . ... lemem think . . .. . .
Oh . . yaya
Today is my first lucky day ever !!!!!!!!!!!
I saw my first SHOOTING STAR !!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dont need jealous you are always seeing a shooting star too (me)
OK i want to describe my journey . . .
... i was on my way home thinking of more ways to slack and i alighted at a bus stop and waited for a bus .
I thought by looking in the sky i could gain more thoughts . so i looked .
When i was gazing , i saw that stupid shiny star flying across my head !!!
I was eating my bread and i nearly got choked
It was my first time so i got a bit shocked and my reaction delayed.
SO . . . .. so unfortunately . . .. i never make a wish . . . . .
I am sad again now . . . . .
Now i thinking and preparing for my future encounter with the shooting star !!!!!
So i thinking of a wish . . . but i dunno what wish leh . . . . . Can someone help me think???
CAnt be grow more handsome mah cus i cant already . . . .
Grow taller is retarded . . . .
Oh . . . hehehehe
Make all the guys fall for me !!!!!!
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EH no , that will happen sooner or later . . .
alamak . . . help me think !!!
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.SO bored again . . . . . . .
hmmm
I think i am quite good at reading body language . . .
So , i think i should teach you guys a trick or two !!!
Since you guys come into my blog , I am really happy !!!!
BUt i will be happier if you tag !!!
OK , Serious now .
first step of learning to read someone's body language , is to know that diff people reacts diffly .
Dont judge him just by checking out 1 body sign . you have to set yourself a timing and read him through the time u set . THen add all the body sign together and you will know whta he is thinking .
Sounds complicated ? I will simplify .
BAsically , reading a person's body language is like reading his mind . A person's action is always reflected through what he thinks . remember .
One more key point is to take the words the opposite party say to translate it into a picture , What is his motive of making you think this way ?
OK , i will teach you how to see through a lie .
-He exaggerates unexpectedly .
-He shifts his eye to the right when thinking of what to say or talking .
-He touches his side of the neck as if it grows hotter and trying to cool it .
-He pulls his collar
-He dares not stare into your eyes as long as he normally does .
-His pupils grows smaller ( this is hard to see and may be caused through overly bright
environment )
-He stammers.
-He changes the subject desperately
-HIs body is pointing towards places you are not at . Most likely his face , eye direction and feet direction.THis shows he wants to go that direction .
-He play with his fingers or use his fingers to touch something and look busy to you.
-Tap his feet or fingers.( this might be caused by excitement , signs of bored too.)
-Eye constantly changing direction .
-chin tucked towards his neck , looking down .
-touching his nose.
-Ending the conversation fast .
-Touching his face , covering it .
-THe tone of his voice differs from normally.
-Moving away , Making themselves look smaller by slouching , crossed legs and arms ( this might be they are too cold or want to relax too)
-looking here and there , acting like they dont get anything you say .
-And many many many more . . . . . Dont try to think what you do when you lie cus body language are done UNCONCIOUSLY
These are just a few . . . .
So basically , you want to know who is lying , if at LEAST 15 of those above signs matches , chances are they really is lying But dont just give yourself 5mins to read . . . . even a pro cant do that. GIve yourself as long but not too long . Just the time you think it's the time to read .
For example you think he is lying then read until the end of the conversation . . . But dont think people lie becasue they want to keep something from you as you are a lousy person or what.
Take note that in 10 sentence of a conversation 1 is a lie . Its a fact . You lie everyday and even unconsciously cus you lie since you know how to talk . No good guy dont meant to lie . Maybe their 'yah' is a lie . just to get over it cus they are lazy or what . Aiya . . you get what i mean
BUt theres a tabbo in reading body language.
Begginers always jump into conclusion . . . And in the end you read all the sign wrongly . AND never read the sign of a person you love Because , IT is definetly 100% you will read it wrongly must believe me unless is those u slap him for no reason then she angry .
Reading body language is very fun one . . . cus u can say things that amuse them and exposing them . . . Oh ya . . . Dont lose yourself through reading other people . . . . IMPORTANT . cus when you enjoy reading too much , you will find yourself not yourself cus you got mixed up already and i am like that ( that's why i am gay)
After sometime and lots of practice. . . . You can spot thing easily . maybe like in 10mins you know he is lying , not interested , attracted to someone . or so and if you want to lie , Get rid of those body language but remember it's not going to be easy to fake a body language .
I also lie one . and i am a big fat liar . . . . I lied to everyone .
I feel like confessing on some lies but quite tough . lols . cus liek alot people got tricked . . .
OK la i shall say it indirectly .
TO lessen my guilt . . . .
OK ,
Try to force yourself to smile for 5mins , what u get ?
Congrats on a vibrating cheeks
hehe i am trying my best to laugh at ' jokes ' . . . .
Sorry >.< ''''' And aiya . .. never ending . . . lols
-GuoLun , Your love
