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Tuesday, September 14, 2010



Bleedy Hell .

I cant stand my Pinnoy Neighbours playing with the lift today while I was Below Waiting for it .

I was so hungry and I bought back my Dinner then they play with the lift .

Basket .



And the worst thing is ,

I thought Its the Children Playing .

But NO . IT'S THEIR PARENTS .


WTH .






What if I get angry and when I get onto the life I burn it then It explode and make the Building collapse ?

I don't want to be a murderer at such a young age of 10203402034020340203402034 .


Bloody hell .

If this place is not a Racial Harmony Paradise ,

They would've already been Executed by me 100 years before they were Born .




I like to forgive people and then Argue again with them .

Because that just show how stupid they are .

Keep repeating the same idiotic ways of doing things and then think they are some Hero .



It's part of my daily Entertainment .

As long as u are a human and you think you're not Perfect , then you are Entertaining .

Good to know people are Spreading Joy around the World .


You say him then he say you then fight .

You pull her hair then she scratch you .

Rolling On The Floor Laughing . . . .



And don't be Pathetic to say I Block your Lousy Human Eyes to veiw the Screen in the Cinema .

If you know you are that Short , why don't you sit in the Front instead and don't act like you're some 6 Footer .

The Front is always empty for Short People like you .

RETARD .


I block then block la .

You see my Back veiw for a second also nicer than the Whole movie .

I AM THE HUNK .

You are just like a Peice of A4 White paper that has a picture of a Retarded Stick-Idiot on the centre and You can't run away from me Lighting you up into Crisp and Feed to the 100 Year Old Rhinocerous's Poo's Maggot's Shit .


Yeah , you not so Pathetic , You are even Moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Pathetic .


You are like the Peanut Shell that the Ti Ko Pek throw and spit at after eating and then the Orang Utan use it to wipe his butt after Shitting .


Okay , enough Describing some people for I am the Ultimate Hunk .



Hmmm . . . I don't feel like describing myself because , for obvious reasons , I am too Handsome Beyond any Word's power to Describe Perfectly .


I think my Mission on Earth , Or rather , Life goal , Is to stay on Earth and wait for the Perfect Word to be created to describe me .

But i doubt that day will come .

Because . . . .The word has already been Created . . . .It is . . .Guo Lun !

I am Guo Lun !!


See how it sounds .

So perfect

Feel how it Flow Out of your Lips .

It's like a Never Ending Shampoo that flows out of your mouth , So smooth .

And your throat , It's like eating 100000000000 strepsils and you sound partially like me , an Angelic Hunk .

Your Breath becomes so nice that when you let a Camel Shit smell , It becomes the most Enormous and Beautiful Flower ever .


Try it out .

Go to the Mirror , Look at yourself into the Eyes Faithfully , Truthfully and speak the Sacred words . . .

Say , GuoLun is the Mighty Hunk .

And then Feel the change in your Body .

It's not Permanent though ,

It last for only 0.01 seconds ?



So you have to Keep on Repeating .

For about um , 100 times ?

Then you use your Heart and Feel .

Yeah ,

You will know what I'm Talking about when you try

Go Go .








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