I will be participating in this Velocity Bball Challenge .
You might think I'm Dumb to let my enemies know I'm participating .
But no I'm not .
I'm telling people here so that If you guys want to catch a Glimpse of the Hunk playing , You might stand a chance to do so
How I do the Mighty Shot of Grace and the Eloquent Dunk of Truth .
hahaha .
Yeah it's Basketball if you dumb asses still dont know what I'm talking about .
It's been so long since i last compete .
You know that kind of Competition feel .
It's back .
Um , It's like , I am so nervous but i feel that I can be the champion and the Last at the same time .
hahaha , such a weird feeling.
So hard to describe .
First prize is $1.2k .
Yeah , That's 30% of the reason why I'm playing .
The Next 30% is because My team name is called " The Hunks " . ( not kidding )
The Next 40% is Becasue I am playing with My Best friends !
This is the second time we are playing 3 on 3 under the Team Named " The Hunks "
The first tiem we got Champions at the xtreme youth zone competition
I didn't expect us to get the Champs Cus the other team was all over aged . ... whatever .
But this time , it's gonna be different because I believe strange people with strange way of playing will arise to face their Ultimate Challenge , The Mighty Hunk . ( Holy Sound*)
I'm gonna train man .
I believe there will be opponents that are stronger than us .
But it's not about being Strong . . . its about being Handsome .
Let me tell you why .
If you are so Handsome like Me ( Which is Impossible ) and you compete ,
First , You will have alot of Supporters and Fans surrounding you and Cheering and it will boost your morale greatly .
Second , The opponent might become gay and tries to attempt molestation on you but he will just pass the ball to you .
Third , Who knows the refree is gay and he Sides me ? Like I Burn him , Turn him from White into Black and I don't get any Penalties .
Fourth , If you are as Handsome as Me ( Ahem*) , there is a 99% chance you dont have to compete and you get the champions straight . ( but the 1% always occurs ) .
See , so good being Handsome .
All you got to do is sit and people Clean your sweat for you , Feed you water , wipe your Sneakers , Fan you , Massage you . Shiok !
If I lose a match , no matter what, the opposing team will still be jeered and insulted .
Why?
It's all because I'm a Hunk .
And If you guys watch Hot Shot , when I am holding the ball , It will be on Fire .
No wait , The whole court will be on fire .
So No people can step in and I win to default . HAHAHAHA .
I'm so evil .
But even if I gave them the chance to play they also Lose .
