Monday, March 8, 2010

Hohohoho .


I Feel like Going for the NYP Orientation .


At First I didn't Feel like going and my Reasons were ,


Uncomfortable With New People , Scared the Orientation is Filled With Crap

and I Do Something Embarrassing or Get Grouped With Those Jumbo Dongs .



BUT ,

After Much Thought , I came into a New Conclusion .



I am A Hunk .


No Matter What I do , It will Somehow Turn out to Be More Than Perfect .

It Doesn't Matter Even If I Slip and Fell ,

Because , I'm So Charismatic That People Might Even Fall in Love With Me Falling Down .




And As A Hunk , It's My Job to Bear with People I Don't Like ,

Just Blame It On My Charm .


Since My Charm Is Way Off Some Human's Capabilities Of Bearing with It ,

Some Humans Might Just come to me and Say ,

Eh , Don't Think You Tall I Scared ah ,

Or What , Stop Flirting La .



This Kind of Action is Way Too Pathetic .

I'm a Hunk , Not Someone who Goes Around to Scare People .

I'm Something That Goes Around And make People Admire Me and Fall for Me .


And Don't Use That to Get to Know Me ,

You Are Telling me You're A Impossible Retard .



And Sometimes , It's called Socialising , Not Flirting .

Is There a Need for Me to Flirt ?

It's You Humans Who Flirts With Me , This includes Males .





Since It's Humans Who Organises This Orientation ,

It Definitely Is Crap for The Least 75% of it .

That's For Sure .





Humans Forcing Humans To Know Each Other and They Call It Ice-Breaking .

Why Isn't It called Fire-Starting .


Sounds Better and Makes More Sense Right , It Suits Me Much Better .



Anyway , Most Humans Don't Want to Attend Orientation too .

Some Think It's Cool To Amaze Us with Their Sudden Appearance When School Starts .

Some Just too Shy and Later on in Life Becomes a Noob Attention Seeker .


It's Like an Advantage for me Because I know I only Get to know people who are more Spontaneous



My Course Only Got 60 People .

My School got 3 Course .

Total About 180 People .


In the Worst Case Scenario , Only 179 Humans Turns Up .

I Definitely Would Not get the Chance To Know All of Them

And Some I Would Volunteer Myself to Avoid .



Since I'm Smart , I would make Two Kinds Of Friends

One is Nerds and the Other Is , Actual Friends .

My Motives Are Obvious So Don't Be a Nuisance To Question it .




Using my Under Cover Skills ,

I shall Act Like a Normal School Good Boy .


And When the Time Comes , I shall Let the World Know That I am a Hunk .








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