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Sunday, November 15, 2009





Wow . I just realised that there are many different kinds of students .

Like Idiotic , Retarded , Dumb , Amateurs and of course , Handsome .



Although all i mentioned except Handsome sounds more or less the same ,

But you're wrong wrong wrong !!! .


They might only sound the same because some students , or all students u know have these four qualities .


Let me briefly explain what are all these .






Idiotic students are those that keep asking stuff the teacher doesn't wan to say .

Like their pay , their life etc .

Like man , you can roughly guess it right ? .


How many wives or husband can a teacher have ?

10 ?


Where can they stay when they are teaching in Singapore ?

Japan ?

And so what if you know , you just made yourself more irritating .


Idiots .





Retarded students .

This are the retard and steady people .


yeah , slow and steady wins the race , but definitely not the retarded way .


They do maths when it's science lesson , eat when it's not recess .

Like wow , you're so slow , you're eating yesterday's breakfast during maths .



Like they got so excited and happy when they score zero for their test and started cheering and celebrating

But then cry later on like 7hours later because they fail

So , you're excited that you're gonna cry later ?

retards .





And Dumb students ,

They are the most easily recognised and most abundance in our school .


Their favorite word is 'Huh' and ' What'

They can say like 100 of these per day .


When you say left , they go right .

It's more or less like wearing a headband that writes " I am Dumb please treat me like a Dumbass"


Dumb .






And Amateurs .

I somehow find these kind of students cute .


You can't blame them for being an amateur in being a student .

Teachers don't teach you how to be a professional student .

It's all up to your common sense .


These students always go against teacher but never win .


They like to attract attention through their conversation .

For example , they talk loudly , scold vulgarities and purposely make teachers scold them .

Then behind their back , say the teachers .

LOL.

Cute aren't they .


Their pride comes from how many teachers scold them .

To them , the more teacher hates and scold them , the more he can show off .


" Eh , Today I confirm win you one . Cause Lady luck on my side , got 20 teacher scold me sia . you leh ? " .



Amateurs .





And even though all these kind of 'Negative' students brings the moods of teacher and innocent student's down ,

There's still one kind of 'Positive' student that exist in this world .


Their sole reason for studying is to relief the teachers . . . .

They are like angels sent from heaven .

Even after countless attempts of reviving the moods due to those crappy students , teachers still fail .

Until , this kind of students come into their life .


They are called , Handsome students .



Just a glimpse of them can soothe any kind of disastrous mood the teacher holds .

If you see teachers fainting , It's just them looking at the handsome student too many times .

It's normal .



But of course , such a good delight doesn't come in a bunch .

They are unique .

Which actually means that there's only one of them in the world .


I shall be straight forward .

It is me .


yes .


I am the savior for the teaching world .


Without me , there would be no school , no education , no future .

I am so important that I am allowed to do anything i like .


Like burn the toilet , barbecue the hall .

I'm hot .


You're welcomes teachers .





Handsome !










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