In every human , lies a knowing that they are superior than any animals
But , every hunks , Knows they are superior than any Humans . . .
How do I know , you ask ?
That's simple . . . . It's because I am a Hunk myself .
Descendant of the goddess of beauty , Aphrodite
I am a living proof of charisma , a live charm , the live meaning of untold beauty
Seen a Unicorn before ?
No right ? Only heard of it's magnificent grace and features , so much close to a pet of the gods .
But there's neither the need to imagine nor to admire it .
I , over here , Is already about 100 million times more of a looker than that donkey .
I don't accept bribes because I love hamster running on the hamster wheels . It's cute , like me .
Oh . talking about hamsters . . . .
I know many people find it cute and want them as pets .
BUT , there's a Super deep , dark , cold , moldy and slimy secret to it .
As far as i have been a Hunk , I always believe that there's a reason behind every thing . . .
Hamster's being cute for no reason ?
Not a chance .
I've gotten the top secret from the Labs by charming my whole way there .
Piece of cake .
Hamsters .
They are actually a miniature size of Bears .
Scientist have zap them with the Nano-Atomic laser
But that doesn't make them cute does it .
The real secret is that , one day , ninjas sent by the World's Science Authorities (WSA) came to my house and while i was sleeping , they took a drop of my blood .
My blood is no normal blood .
It is all the answers of becoming a perfect beauty .
Yes . The scientists injected my blood into the miniature bears and bred them like no tomorrow
That's what makes them so cute .
I was amazed how clever scientists could be .
To infuse my DNA with miniature bears was . . . . amazing . . .
How i wish i could infuse some bear DNA into miniature scientists . . .
