Saturday, October 31, 2009
This is serious . . .
I want to apologise to the people in the whole of Singapore and people near it's neighboring countries
Today was raining like ten herds of buffaloes peeing from heaven .
Every where was flooded .
I wanted to get myself dinner and it took me like 1 hour .
Just because all my usual routes was being flooded .
I had to execute Plan B
To Vaporise the floods
I can't use too much of my heat otherwise Singapore would sink in flames .
So i used it sparsely .
But it wasn't enough . . . .
I guess this is retribution .
Why do I say it's my retribution .
It's because before today , I was as usual , being so hot .
So hot that it evaporate all my surrounding water
And that's why it rained so heavily .
My deepest apologies .
That just proved how hot I am .
I feel like I'm a burden in Singapore .
Maybe I should go to places like Sahara Desert .
There's no water for me to evaporate .
-GuoLun
5:01 AM
Friday, October 30, 2009
Okay .
Talk about sleep .
Every one has slept at least once in their life for sure .
There's many kinds of sleep ,
Like Normal sleep , Vexed sleep , Sweet sleep , Colorful sleep and many many more . . . .
But , there's one unlike others . . .
So unique , This type of sleep is able to choose who to be able to sleep in it.
It's a mystical spell cast by the sleeping spirit . . . .
And I . . . . am the lucky one which was being casted upon . . . .
Thank you sleeping spirit . . . .
Like any other sleep , This special sleep has also a name .
And it is called
-The Beauty Sleep .
Yes indeed . I don't sleep a normal sleep . I sleep a Beauty sleep .
During a Beauty sleep , my body doesn't actually sleeps .
But it unleashes it's full potential in making every cell beautiful .
That just explained what i am now . . . .
It is impossible for normal human cell to do so .
In order to stimulate this process , a special blood cell is needed
Not black and white blood cell or green and red blood cell .
It's the Translucent Purple blood cell !
Never heard of it before ?
It consists of blueberry properties .
Like it's round and purple and taste like blueberry .
Yeah , you guessed it .
If you cut me when i am beauty sleeping , I will bleed purple blood .
pretty cool ah .
Don't mistake me for an alien .
Yes . I don't belong to the human race though .
I belong to the Hunk race .
Do you know Aliens find human alien to them too ?
Bet you don't cus you think that humans are the most amazing species in the entire universe .
Nah .
It's the Hunk species .
You wouldn't want to see the likes of me go berserk .
We can like melt planets and eat suns with asteroid toppings for tea breaks .
All it takes to overtake this Earth planet is one Hunk .
Which means , I can overtake this world anytime .
Domination !!!
But i rather not .
It's just to small .
I already own a planet called - Kuehlapis .
It's like 100 times bigger than the earth .
It has 25 suns , 500 moons revolving Around it not hte other way round .
25 suns too hot ?
Nah . It's like Ice Age over there for Hunks like me .
I can heat up myself though .
I allow you humans to visit my planet . Just take a space ship and head 075 north for 9Billion Light years .
And you reached .
You will pass through kryptonite
Yeah , Superman's planet .
Try not to disturb them or they will shoot lasers at you .
-GuoLun
8:29 AM
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Wow .
It's so unbelievable .
Until now , I still don't know what course to go .
How i wish there's a Diploma in being a hunk .
I think more or less i should get a GPA of 4 for that .
It's like I was born for that purpose .
My destiny and mission for life .
It is to be a Hunk .
Any course got like for hunks one .
Maybe like erm . . . Human Heat Generator ?
Now I am worried for my future . . . . .
Because as you all know , I am an Immortal Hunk . . .
I was thinking , I am able to live forever as a hunk but my friends will all die . . .
Sian .
Although as a hunk i can charm anyone easily but it's like a waste of time .
I am like bored of charming people .
Can't anybody charm me instead ?
Oh yeah . . . It's pretty tough ah .
With me looking in the mirror everyday , How can i find anybody else more charming than me ?
Such logical explanation . . . .
I think i can be a professor too .
Oh yeah I am Multi - Talented too ah .
I can Charm , Seduce , Electrify , Burn . . . . well . . i can list til tomorrow .
Speaking of which , It's like the last few days in school already .
Should i test my hotness and try to burn it down ?
Or maybe like give it a chance cus it's like 100 years old already .
I cant deny the fact that one day , because of me , I might evaporate all the water on earth .
So , Between the unknown time and now , make sure you guys drink plenty of water before it's gone .
I have thought of some genius ideas on how to get water when there's no water .
1) Chop of the camel's hump .
2) Store coconuts .
3) It's sad but . . . Kill me before it happens although it like impossible (Note that I can burn you into crisp anytime i want )
So boring !
Maybe i should go back to my planet star - The Sun .
It's called the Father nature .
Since Plants comes into your minds when we speak of Mother nature , Something stronger that can kill plants easily is fire .
So , the Sun is Father nature .
And me . . . . . . Since i am like way way way . . . . . way way hotter than the Sun ,
That would make me - The Grandfather Nature .
If you guys don't understand what in the world am i talking about ,
In LayHUnk's term ,
It means my hotness is unmeasurable .
-GuoLun
8:33 AM
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
OK this post is gonna be loooooong .
You might feel insulted
It's just my opinion anyway ,
Opposites Coexist .
The process of being grateful of what you have is by deeply appreciating and thanking of what you have and others don't .
It might seem so nice and innocent just by being grateful .
But in my opinion , Isn't that just happily separating yourself to those that are not like you .
Discriminating .
And it's in the worst case scenario , Doing it without knowing and you're feeling great .
Not saying that laughing at them is the right choice .
But wouldn't it be better to help them accept themselves and give them the 'Correct sense of belonging in the human community ?
If she is fat say that she is fat . Not like console her and say she can slim down blah blah .
Everything is Equal I believe .
Everything is Part of the world .
If you wanna be clever , who's gonna be stupid ?
If there's a way that makes every one clever .
It should be to erase every meaning of stupid from the entire world so no one would be stupid right ?
But by doing that , the meaning of clever would be erased also
Because if you are clever , who are you comparing to ?
And what of the other person ?
To be equal by comparison or
Be equal because no one is comparing ?
Lucky ? or Equality ?
Talk about luck .
Does it exist ?
I don't think so .
It's just an Equilibrium that we overlooked .
Lets say , Buying 4D .
The numbers are gotten from a machine that drops random numbers right
With technology , We could definitely calculate which is going to drop accurately .
BUT . we as only humans without that technology is unable to do so .
And when we guessed those numbers correct , we say it's luck .
Create a robot with that technology .
And it got all the numbers correct .
Is it luck ?
It is because that The robot happened to have the Ability ( Calculating and Knowing ) makes it always accurate .
Ordinary people only happened to have only part of the Ability ( Guessing ) , is impossible to be always accurate but , have a low probability .
It just happened to guess correctly with that low probability .
Is your birth luck or , the sperm just happened to meet the egg and grow ?
Is it luck that makes a White PPT forms when barium nitrate is added where sulphate is present or it happened that scientists discovered it ?
Is it luck you walk on legs and not hands or is it because you happened to find the easier way out through instinct ?
Past Lives
Now lets talk about 'Past Lives '
We know it's a fact that the World's Population is increasing drastically by millions over a year
An example
Lets say earth starts having humans in year 1990 ,
the world's population was 1000 people .
In year 2000 ,
The population became 5000 people .
Using logic , How many people can have past lives in year 2000 ?
The answer is 1000 or less . And what happens to the other 4000 or more ?
You mean there's 5 people with the same past life ?
Ok ,
look at this example .
All people have only a 50 yrs lifespan in the world
World's Population In 1950 - 1000 people
World's Population In 2000 - 1500 people .
This 1500 people are the new generation .
Still having past lives ?
not to the 500 right ?
Just think , does the first man on Earth have a past life ?
What I am trying to say is , There may be such a thing as past life
But , not all of us have past life .
So , Karma wise i don't think the past life part is true .
I can continue on with my logic but it's gonna bore the hell out of you .
-GuoLun
9:10 AM
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Okay .
I'm gonna play Mr.Know It All today .
Which means what I'm gonna say is 100% REAL .
But believe it at your own risk .
In every human , lies a knowing that they are superior than any animals
But , every hunks , Knows they are superior than any Humans . . .
How do I know , you ask ?
That's simple . . . . It's because I am a Hunk myself .
Descendant of the goddess of beauty , Aphrodite
I am a living proof of charisma , a live charm , the live meaning of untold beauty
Seen a Unicorn before ?
No right ? Only heard of it's magnificent grace and features , so much close to a pet of the gods .
But there's neither the need to imagine nor to admire it .
I , over here , Is already about 100 million times more of a looker than that donkey .
I don't accept bribes because I love hamster running on the hamster wheels . It's cute , like me .
Oh . talking about hamsters . . . .
I know many people find it cute and want them as pets .
BUT , there's a Super deep , dark , cold , moldy and slimy secret to it .
As far as i have been a Hunk , I always believe that there's a reason behind every thing . . .
Hamster's being cute for no reason ?
Not a chance .
I've gotten the top secret from the Labs by charming my whole way there .
Piece of cake .
Hamsters .
They are actually a miniature size of Bears .
Scientist have zap them with the Nano-Atomic laser
But that doesn't make them cute does it .
The real secret is that , one day , ninjas sent by the World's Science Authorities (WSA) came to my house and while i was sleeping , they took a drop of my blood .
My blood is no normal blood .
It is all the answers of becoming a perfect beauty .
Yes . The scientists injected my blood into the miniature bears and bred them like no tomorrow
That's what makes them so cute .
I was amazed how clever scientists could be .
To infuse my DNA with miniature bears was . . . . amazing . . .
How i wish i could infuse some bear DNA into miniature scientists . . .
Can u imagine a smurf that catches salmons ?
oh gosh .
It's like the other way round .
pathetic .
-GuoLun
7:54 AM
Click !
New moon 1
New moon 2
2012
12:24 AM
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Oh no . . .
My mind is very very weird nowadays
Can you believe it ?
I mistook a carrot for an orange banana
And that's not all , I actually thought my pillow was a MegaMac
Yeah anyway ,
Tattoos , they are pure bullshit .
No offense to tat' lovers but to me , they are like a piece of rotten meat on your skin from far .
Does having a Tiger tattoo means you are fierce or strong like tiger ?
If so , why isn't there anyone who has my face as their tattoo , That'll make them really hot and sexy .
Hey ,
Check out my cute tiger tattoo just above my tits .
What does it look like ?
It's like a failed mutation experiment which result in a paralysed kitten-zebra .
Do that to your grandson , lets see if he fears your deep wrinkled feline tattoo which looks like some zombie puke .
Imagine it , It just makes you wanna puke zombie .
Well , some other people choose some barbaric design and claimed that it's a piece of art and to those people that doesn't know how to appreciate it , they are hopeless nincompoops .
Wow . Then shall i pour acid on your face and say it's a piece of art , to those people that doesn't know how to appreciate it , they are literally idiotic retards .
Just be sure they like what they get , cause the tattoo is gonna be with them forever .
Damn , I am starting to hate my ex-ex-ex Girlfriends name permanent on my butt .
Man , I have to shave everyday because my $3500.00 random scribble tattoo on my bald head looks nicer than me having hair And i cant afford a wig cause it cost me like $50 .
Hi I am checkman ,
Lets play checkers on my face .
No , I'm not a martian .
I am the most beautiful human on earth .
Appreciate it dumbass .
Check out my toilet bowl
I can now pee anywhere , anytime .
Lets talk about being obsessed .
Holy shit , I can't stop touching my tattoo , it's just . . . marvelous , words can't describe it .
Yeah , that one on my pelvis .
Isn't that like self-molestation ?
I'm gonna rant about my tattoo on a video and post it on youtube !!! Cause it's the best damned thing !!!
I'm gonna show the world my tattoo and feel free to see my naked body too!!!
I wanna have 10million views on my patch of skin !!
yeah .
-GuoLun
6:50 AM
