OK .
I'm sure everybody has heard about unnatural strengths , unnatural abilities and unnatural talents .
These people are classed as - The Supernaturals .
Unfortunate or not . . . should i say . . . I am actually a Supernatural too . . . ( lightning flashes plus volcano eruptions ). . . .
Nope . not by strengths , abilities or talent . .
I am so special that I am the only Supernatural species in the Supernatural world .
I have an unnatural heat radiation. . . . ( holy ray shines upon my face . )
Sorry but if you see fishes or birds burning , it's just me . . .
Enough of talking about my bad deeds ,
now i wanna talk about my good deed .
This is also one of my few million deepest darkest secret
I , the Hunk , is the reason why Ice Age is over .
Nah , you don't have to thank me for that. It's nothing You're welcomed though ,
Yes , since the birth of me , I have been bestowed the power to burn and thus , begins the era of global warming . .
I can deliquesce any object i want within milliseconds .
Dumb scientists could not predict that one day , because of me , Earth would turn into the 2nd Sun .
I gave them time by slowing down my deliquescing powers on the north and south part of the planet
But i can't believe it . . .. these human scientist are so dumb that they cant Identify Hunktonium being the main cause .
Oh . Hunktonium is the heat particles i am emitting .
It only affects things i wanna melt . .
It's not really hard to control . All i have to do is to snap my fingers and buh-bye.
All right . Since i revealed so much of my secrets . . . . i shall reveal more . . .
Don't you think it's abit weird for a normal human to do all these ?
. . . . ( moment of truth ) . . . .
The truth is , I . . . . am actually . . . a . . . Mutant . . .
My Mutant friend like Wolverine , Jean Grey and Cyclops all call me by my code name , Hunk
This is because my full name is too long .
My full name is , Hunk to the power of infinite .
Means . it's Hunkhunkhunkhunkhunk . . .. . hunkhunkhunk . .
yeah . smth like that .
That's why it is impossible to call me by my full name .
Although i know you guys are not mutants , but i shall give you this privilege of calling me Hunk .
Be honored , It's a once in a life time experience .
You're welcomed .
-GuoLun
