I have been having the same nightmares for countless nights . . .
It was supposed to be the sweetest dream but . . . it eventually freak me out to the max .
It was so terrifying and horrifying. It's worst than a sinking Titanic dream .
I knew in my dream that it was a dream but i can't seem to react .( that is already making me pee in my pants )
My body move by itself as if i was being controlled by another being .(That was enough for me to suicide without regrets.)
It was so frightening ! Aahh !! I scared !!!
The first few nights was ok as it was rather shiok to have a nightmare once in a while .
But then , the situation changed for the worst . . .
Like a soothing drizzle that suddenly turned into a cyclonic typhoon thunder windy plus lighting and blizzard and fire and meteor storm .
Now , I don't even dare to sleep even with my Limited Edition Mega-Teddy-Ranger 2000 stuff toy and my 50% discounted $3.90 Osama clay figure is beside me . . .
So I came to a conclusion . . .
This very once in a blue moon fatal pandemic cum trauma . . . or so
Is caused by . .
The mighty fact that i am a HUNK. ( clap clap clap)
I have been dreaming about guys , girls , gays , lesbian asking me for my autographs , pictures, contacts . . . . etc
They even want me to sign on their underwear , face blah blah .
And they like go crazy when i sneeze or cough .
When i sad they will go suicide , when i happy they will go kill each other .
Walao ,
Every corner , every place , every minute , every where , every shop , every hiding place all also got those people asking for me .
It's like I am the strongest magnet in the world and the are iron nails.
I just keep attracting them no matter what .
I think i have to declare gay .
That will minimise my own casualties .
So , my enemies are now only gays .
In order to make world peace for me ,
I , The GayterminatorEX555/123321
shall exterminate gays from this Blue and Round Ball once and for all . . . .
This is a top secret project not even G.Bushy Knows.
- PROJECT - MOJO JOJO .
And I , the GayterminatorEX555/123321 shall reveal my plans !.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1) bomb the toilets of gay clubs so that their bladder will burst and they die.
2)Act like a police man and fine Gays US$10000000 for nothing. So they will declare bankrupt and die of starvation.
3) Bring a rifle out and shoot whoever i think is Gay
4) Burn down all shops that sell tight shirts and pink guy shirts So Gays will die of coldness .
5) Claim my self the world's best Gay exterminator . The GayterminatorEX555/123321 .And cast fear in all Gaykinds
And i will be remembered as a Hero FOREVER (Three Cheers !!)
