Monday, May 25, 2009

Aiya .

It's time to reveal the truth .

About the mysterious case of GuoLun having pimples (which totally don't rhyme ).


It seems like through basketball , my open wound had touch another bledy bastard's open wound .

OK , in short ,

I got AIDS . . . .

. . . Not , obviously .


You know whats the difference between PEAple and PEOple ?

The one with Pea are people with Pea Brains (you , if you thought I got AIDS just now)

The one with O are people with Ordinary brains .( not me yet )



And we all know there are many different class of humans .

Example ; Retard , Fagot , Dogs

and some special ones are classed as PIMPple .


This are like the outcast/rejects in the human community

They are like the most Pathetic Irish Moldy Pomegranate .


But sadly , i dunno why , 99%of the PEAple I know are PIMPples .

this is a Pathetic Pomegranate -





Doesn't the smoothness reminds you of something ,

Lemme give you a hint , ah nvm I dun think PEOple needs it

I don't give a damn about PEAple .



Anyway ,this Pathetic Pomegranate looks like your brain right .

Now imagine it is Irish and moldy .

Means it looks like this picture in case you PEAple don't get what i meant .






OK , this reflects a hell lot about you ,

If you see a Pig , you are a PEAple

If you see a green tea bottle , you are gay

If you see a kid , you are a pedophile .

If you see my handsome face , you are a Hunk but that's impossible so don't bother finding it .



So , which of those did you see?

Judging from your stupidity and idiocy to read my post until here , you should see a pig right ?

Great !! Superb!! ( i am talking about myself , PEAple)



But , as a reward , I shall tell you how i got pimples .

As you know , I'm a Hunk .

so Hunk are often forced to socialize in pubs .



And obviously i am a one in a mil hunk .

So when i walk in , it's like 100 kisses per step .

It's like Rambo firing Ak74 at Osama's face

Obviously i grow pimples right .



I am kind enough to let them kiss me and they so inconsiderate to do it without washing their mouth 1st .

Some mouth even smell like smelly tofu , fried one some more .



. . . Desperate PEAple . . .

So , it's not really good to be a hunk .

Therefore , I'll soon be finding ways to turn uglier ,

No no , turn back to below average guy cus turning uglier still makes me hotter than most guys.








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