Today is weird and totally unexpecting . As usual i was force to wake up early in the morning at 10 to work for free . . . So i went to work .Work work work . with no pay. its sad . . . then suddenly , out of no where , one of my retarded customer came . i thought she want to ka chiau me like everyone does (cus i am too innocent and cute ) but to my horror , she say 'wah a talent like you wasted in such a place , why not work for my daughter ?'
From the moment she say i am a talent , i know she's not kidding . . . cus i am one .So i cleverly asked her what job isit . As she described the job , i knew i was born to do that , it's like my hidden talent is finally able to be given a chance to unleash it's full potential . I was full of excitement and my gorgeous face didnt break a sweat . cool .
She said her daughter is picky and only want handsome guys . Hehehe . no doubt , the handsome guy she's refering to is none other than me . So , in short her daughter is an agent and i am handsome so that makes us a perfect couple in terms of work .
So her name is Eyvone (i think). And i think she was charmed by my decent and smoothing voice so much that she class me under the 'immediate effect' list . Which means , i am going to start showing my handsome face for free in public at 1st december . HAHAHAHAHA .
That's what you get for being handsome . People come to you not you go to them .Basically my job is like running errands . i take care of a booth in a department store and when people come to me (cus i am handsome) I need to promote items on my booth and they will definitely buy it thanks to my seducing voice .But i am not a promoter , even if i am , i will be the most handsome one. When they are satisfied I take the item and bring it to the cashier with them , good right ? Got handsome people (me) escorting them . Business is going to rise when there's me on their side .
Ok . I will be working in singapore so there's no need to miss me although i know my talent can be shown in other countries too.I will be rich soon and i think i need to hire some bodygaurds incase terrorist attack me and i need to have a decoy when i go out incase jealous people spray acid on my handsome face .
Alright . Now i am glad . Although i felt like i am a psk to some of my friends but i think they are now regreting why aren't they as beautiful and charming like me . But nvm . dont take it to heart , friends . Cus when i am around , you guys have no chance of snatching my ' charming ' title away . . . maybe your next 100 life time . So now when i am not around , give it your best shot . Try to use moves that i always use . . . although I know that you can only think of gay , but , it's useful . . . to an extent .
But I think they dunno i can seduce the same sex too . HAHAHA . When they realise i hold this capability , i am going to be promoted to manager -'Manager Lun" how does that sound? cool right . No one stands a chance when they challenge me . HAHAHAHAHAHA . I am a good evil guy .
