This Is How Good I Am .
Come on employers , get a life . Why hire those people who I cant even see when i look straight ?I am here , right here waiting for a job . Don't regret when you find me getting a job cus it's too late .
Let me tell you my qualities . It's the truth just believe it. I am only 16 this year young and smart + charming . I never fail to melt any kind of human before even if my intention was just to say 'hi' .Dont misunderstand me for a gigolo cus i'm one . . . . . . . . . not .hahaha funny right? I am also humorous .
People don't call me beautiful , hot , pretty , cool , charming , clever , nice , for nothing . When these qualities comes out of their tender lips , they mean it and they really mean serious business . Although i still find being insulted by those words cus they actually only meant like 1% of my actual self but i dont mind cus i am generous , like always .
If you were to ever interveiw me , chances are you will fall straight for my words and maybe kiss me ? Maybe just by opening my seductive mouth and using a little strenght to say 'I' , the whole office would burn like the desert , you will turn red hot and maybe there might be some earthquakes.
That's how powerful i am . No , infact , thats how lousy you are .Cus you stupid employers just keep on hireing retards .Retards like those who go crazy about having a $10 pay per day and say they want to gain new experience in life when interviewed .And I cant beleive you actually agreed to it .If you agree to getting new experience why dont you quit your job andbe a road sweeper , new experience right?
I know it's fun scamming so , why don't you give me a chance to scam you ? C'mon , it's fun you know . Just give me $10 per min . thats all i ask from you .My humble opinion asked for $15 but i actually betrayed myself . . . see? That's my sincerity . I betrayed my body just to work for you and . . . how could you hire those retards instead of me . . . it's so heart breaking . . .
My dear boss ,I think i am a good worker , I think i can do it , I think i am the best , I think i am the choosen one , so , let me think that it will happen !!! My future lies in your very great hands . I want to work !!!!
Anybody that found a job for me , i will pay you with my body !!!!! (hope it's yalun) . Btw , i wan those slacky jobs that dont need to move my mouth , only need to move my body .And no food jobs . thanks ^^
-GoodLuck finding a job for me .
